Web Analytics

When Life Gives You πŸ‹ s

3
424

I was doing my Sunday cleaning and was looking forward to taking a long cold shower and laying in my uber clean bed and cool fresh sheets.

In the meantime, my 9 month old pup snuck in mud and bark.

I get to my bed and it looks like some hippie homeless guy fucked the BlairWitch in my bed!

Bark, leaf bits and dirt EVERYWHERE.

🀬

I angrily started cleaning the mess and started doing the same in my living room.

Found some $$$ II had put away and forgot about. 

So now I'm no longer mad.

πŸŽ…πŸΎπŸ‘πŸΎ

Sponsored
Search
Sponsored
Categories
Read More
Literature
NetFlix Has Gone Too Far!
>=( They have to stop trying to black EVERYTHING up. Although TBH if this was on my que...I...
By Noodles123 2023-08-29 07:15:54 0 370
Party
After The Collapse
Some of these fucks will be tossed off roofs and it's going to be beautiful....
By Noodles123 2024-05-21 16:36:51 0 374
Literature
Je-Sus Christ
Every day some pretty executive, doctor, young woman goes on some sort of SOLO HIKE in the woods...
By Noodles123 2022-04-06 06:08:47 2 319
Other
Holy FuQ!
Just bought one of these to fight my mortal enemies...The Mosquitos. Went into my yard to ZAP one...
By Noodles123 2024-07-27 01:44:56 1 359
Causes
Flashback
Just saw some video of a black crackhead get shoulder tackled hard in NYC as she tried to steal...
By Noodles123 2022-06-13 22:56:46 6 332