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    What a Damn Shame
    So they recently had a giant Comedy Festival in Saudi Arabia. A country that funds terrorism, was killing and starving the Yemeni children like Israel was doing Gaza, among multiple other bullshit including being part of 9/11. Over 50 of the Top Comedians went. Including Pete Davidson who's father died in the North Tower on 9/11. The pay was from $175k-$2 million for 3 days of work. They were wined & dined, while being kept in luxury hotels. What Disappointing Low Pieces of Shit. They...
    By Noodles123 2025-10-12 18:38:25 0 37
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    Never Really Believed
    Some archeologist report that they assumed there were over 400 major Mayan cities and towns that had 25,000+ inhabitants in the South of Mexico and the Peninsula. I was all.. "If they were that big where's all the buildings and roads etc? Like the Greek or Roman civilizations. Never took the jungle seriously though. It's the Rainy Season here, so everything is growing and in less than 3 months entire ACRES of worked fields next to me are gone and all you see is high brush and trees. As tall...
    By Noodles123 2025-09-24 20:23:01 0 198
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    If I'm Ever Stuck In Canada
    Here's how I'll pay my rent. Mmmmmmmmm 🤤  Sex with a 55 year old Noodles...Who could resist? Certainly not the Canadians! I mean I have to shave less than most of their women from Alberta or Saskatchewan. So ladies beware! I'll steal ya man! What? I'm just sayin'. Have you seen rent prices???  
    By Noodles123 2025-09-05 23:07:08 7 364
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    Do You See It..
    ...Where you're at? I hear a lot about how women who talked shit about males being chauvinist or simps for being nice, now are shocked no one is being nice to them now. The culture of opening doors for women, offering your seat, helping a woman in need with a stuck car etc etc. But is it true? I'm off the beaten path now, so I can't gauge or really believe anything due to manipulation by the algorithms. It just cements whatever the AI figures you want to hear. Hate Trump? Then you'll only get...
    By Noodles123 2025-08-31 15:04:04 0 519
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    Neuro Divergent My Azz
    Lately I've been hearing that term more and more by people excusing themselves from some bullshit they caused...I figured it was some bullshit term for being weirdo spaz. That kid in the corner wearing the Babylon 5 Tshirt, tight peach capris, a rain jacket with a Pride flag, a "I punch Nazis" pin and a golden fanny pack where he keeps his Male Tampons. So I looked it up and yup... It's some bullshit psych excuse:  "Neurodivergent is a term used to describe individuals whose brains...
    By Noodles123 2025-08-11 02:19:33 0 785
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    My Darkest Addiction 😔
    Scat porn? No. Working as a Cam Boy for Japanese Business Men? No. Huffing Jenkem at all Jewish Holidays while playing with a dredel? Shalom...No. It's this Mexican Apple Cider. OMG...I better start saving for insulin. So worth it. On a hot, humid day, coming in sweaty, my denim shirt opened to reveal my hairy chest and large muscular chest, slowly dripping sweat down to my bellybutton...My tight cowboy jeans snuggled against my taunt yet round ass as I took off my imaginary cowboy hat and...
    By Noodles123 2025-08-04 01:02:03 2 822
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    Society Skewing Psych Ops
    As of late, maybe in the last 10 years there's been a push to not get married, have children or be with someone. We've been told that having actual genders is some Old Shit...Having children not as important as having a career. Having fun and fucking around was better than settling down, working towards something and building a family with someone. At first it was just a whisper, now it's a full on scream by weird, hairy, green hair, fat females with septum rings or by weird Incel men who...
    By Noodles123 2025-07-27 13:46:31 0 918
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