Went into the Costco bathroom to wash my hands, when I looked down and saw this peeking from under a stall. Obviously, Brian Omen's foot. I asked in a sexy soft whisper: "Is that you Brian?" He quickly replied it was and I said I'd let them go cus OBVIOUSLY he was busy. He replied he wasn't, he was just eating a sandwich. "What kind?"-I asked with fear in my voice. "Ham" He replied..."On pumpernickel." I was shocked and disgusted...Yet curiously aroused. "Pumpernickel??? Why not...

In my childhood room you sprawl across the bedemanating coiled languor; confidently masculine, satisfied feline seeming at rest.  You regard me with fondnessand curiosity, testingmy mettle. Am I enough? I try to tell you I am lacking,so disorganized, so chaotic,incapable of the straightlaceddiscipline and ramrod postureyou strut through life with. And yet you drawl,"Oh darlin', you're gonna have to." I don't know-- I don't know Yet ... unfurled potentials await a...

To people wanting to deport Somalians or other refugees. . . . . . . Just kidding! It's usually something about lynching. But I say it with respect to their religion and race. Cus I'm classy A. F. Did you know Minnesota changed their flag so it would have the Somalian Star and colors? Isn't that nice? I bet those Sub Saharan are very grateful to Whites in Minnesota. How much White Guilt do those dumb fucks have? It's Minnesota man...There usually weren't any negroes up there to discriminate...

Who don't like Chihuahuas.

Kissing a girl using just a wall. Just wait till I show that wall what 3rd Base is!

Not just a pretty face, I stand,   A voice that echoes, strong and grand.   In shadows cast by lustful eyes,   I seek the truth, not empty lies.     I am a mind, a heart that beats,   Not just a body, warm and sweet.   You see the curves, the skin so fair,   But miss the depth that lingers there.     I thought you saw me as more,   A partner, friend, not just a score.   Yet here I am,...

    Wickedness hides behind a charming face, Reaching out to others with cruel embrace. Innocent hearts, they target with glee,  Twisting words, setting spirits unfree.  Empathy absent, a vacant space, Manipulation, their twisted art,  Erosion of trust, tearing worlds apart.   All that they seek is control and might, Playing with emotions, day and night. Others' pain, a source of delight, Enjoying the drama, with all their might. Murky shadows where darkness...

When they heard Trump wants them deported due to their rapey violent customs.

So heated, the blood runs thick, A burning shame, a bitter trick. Constantly cheated, cards laid bare, A losing hand, beyond compare. But it is all okay, I tell myself, Despite the sting, upon the shelf Of memories, a growing pile, Of promises, and empty smile.   Feel beated, bruised and worn, Another battle, barely born. Seems it’s always repeated, this fall, Against a brick, a silent wall. The same old lies, the same old game, Whispered softly, calling my name. But all assholes...

The roses are dying again, As this seems most normal now. Drooping heads, a slow decay, Upon each fragile, fading bough.   But they are the flower of love, A velvet touch, a crimson stain, The flower of beauty, brief and bright, A pleasure mixed with poignant pain.   And even the flower of the lost, The ones who slipped beyond our hold, The departed souls, in memory kept, In stories often to be told.   Shall they be free, as they are free? The petals scattered on the breeze,...

In the hush of midnight,   she stands, a silhouette   against a backdrop of shifting shadows,   the crone’s laughter echoing   like distant thunder,   deep and resonant,   but she, a metalhead heart   wrapped in lace and leather,   feels the tug of time like a heavy cloak,   the weight of years pressing down,   a reminder of what was,   and what is yet to come.   Once a...

So they recently had a giant Comedy Festival in Saudi Arabia. A country that funds terrorism, was killing and starving the Yemeni children like Israel was doing Gaza, among multiple other bullshit including being part of 9/11. Over 50 of the Top Comedians went. Including Pete Davidson who's father died in the North Tower on 9/11. The pay was from $175k-$2 million for 3 days of work. They were wined & dined, while being kept in luxury hotels. What Disappointing Low Pieces of Shit. They...

Some archeologist report that they assumed there were over 400 major Mayan cities and towns that had 25,000+ inhabitants in the South of Mexico and the Peninsula. I was all.. "If they were that big where's all the buildings and roads etc? Like the Greek or Roman civilizations. Never took the jungle seriously though. It's the Rainy Season here, so everything is growing and in less than 3 months entire ACRES of worked fields next to me are gone and all you see is high brush and trees. As tall...

Here's how I'll pay my rent. Mmmmmmmmm 🤤  Sex with a 55 year old Noodles...Who could resist? Certainly not the Canadians! I mean I have to shave less than most of their women from Alberta or Saskatchewan. So ladies beware! I'll steal ya man! What? I'm just sayin'. Have you seen rent prices???  

...Where you're at? I hear a lot about how women who talked shit about males being chauvinist or simps for being nice, now are shocked no one is being nice to them now. The culture of opening doors for women, offering your seat, helping a woman in need with a stuck car etc etc. But is it true? I'm off the beaten path now, so I can't gauge or really believe anything due to manipulation by the algorithms. It just cements whatever the AI figures you want to hear. Hate Trump? Then you'll only get...