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    Damn. You Kids Are Addicted To Your Phones!
    One of my old workers who barely left to work elsewhere just had a bad accident. He broadsided a car with his motorcycle, flew over the car, fucked his shoulder, wrist and probably his neck. Bike was split in two and his helmet basically looks crushed. As he's laying on the ground, screams in the background, blood/gas/oil dripping everywhere what is the FIRST THING HE DOES? A.  Call an ambulance? B.  Call a friend or fam for help? C.  Survey the situation? D.  Start...
    By Noodles123 2025-01-08 21:28:59 0 505
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    Hey Guys
    This goes to all the males on this site...All 7 of you. Yes even the British Guys... Especially the Brits. I just discovered quite a few politicians, actors, artists and even scientists believe: There are no physical differences between men and women...Wild huh? That Men can get pregnant...Whaaaat? And Women can have testicles and penises...Nigga What? So please guys carry TWO condoms if you're on a date cus I worry about you all. Please carry it so that just in case your "Girl" is packing...
    By Noodles123 2025-01-02 20:47:52 5 569
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    The Abuse and Lies Have To Stop!
    My dog Fats and I were listening to some comedian and he started talking shit about 🌮  🔔 and it irritated me...Cus Fats and I LOVE Taco Bell. I'm not pretending it's healthy, fresh or good for you, but Noodles will eat 3 beef Chalupas, 3 crunchy tacos, a Meximelt with a Baja Blast and be in Nirvana. Yes it's Munchie Food made for potheads. Yes the cheese is made of cheese flavored silica. Yes the meat is suspect. But I love Taco Bell the way Brian Omen loves Respectful Pregnant Tranny...
    By Noodles123 2024-12-31 23:23:33 2 643
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    NPCs
    So obviously over the years in my rants I have called people NPCs. As having no soul, ability to see patterns or think for themselves...But I naturally assumed it was due to lack of intelligence or conditioning to never question things. But as I was listening to some podcast by some Psych Doc he explained that about 50% of Americans DON'T HAVE INNER DIALOGUE. Which suddenly clicked why some idiots do shit like they don't understand the consequences of their actions. But it's also SCARY...
    By Noodles123 2024-12-23 15:25:52 0 709
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    Da Drones!
    Think about this concerning those drones buzzing all over the United States...Things are either 4 things and none are good: It's UFOs...No they're not...Just a cover story how they don't know what they are. It's the Chinese/Iranians or Russians FUCKING with us and scouting. It's like some drone contractors said and sniffer drones looking for a nuke that was snuck in from the EIGHTY missing ones after the USSR collapse. It's our own government trying to scare us into renewing a POS Patriot...
    By Noodles123 2024-12-19 21:44:47 2 722
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    Damn!
    Older lady next door has her 2 adult daughters living with her, they in turn have 3 kids total...All teens. I was going out to walk my dogs when I saw one of the Moms berating her older teen...About 15-16 year old boy. She scolded him so bad, I almost went back in to clean my room and be good. Man her ex must have sighed with relief the first day after signing the divorce papers. None of my business, but that shit is going to backfire.
    By Noodles123 2024-11-25 22:47:44 0 696
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    Damn Ladies Like That?
    In support of the 4B Movement, of not having sex with men who voted for Trump ROSIE O'DONNELL AND WOOPIE GOLDBERG have decided to stop fucking men. Ok. Isn't Rosie a lesbian? And WOOPIE literally did a commercial for adult diapers because she tends to PISS ON HERSELF. Soooooooooooo my question is: WHO WAS FUCKING THESE UGLY WEIRD BITCHES? I mean are times that hard for some men? Who was looking at Whoopie thinking: "Damn Whoopie looking so fuckable right NOW...If only she hadn't gone...
    By Noodles123 2024-11-21 14:13:40 2 954
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    Checks Out
    =)
    By Noodles123 2024-11-08 17:03:13 0 918
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    Halloween Pic 2024
    I looked terrible, but I loved it.
    By Noodles123 2024-11-03 17:39:19 1 999
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    Sooooooooooo
    It's my off day, was watching some videos when one popped out on Blue Nile Loctus Tea 🍵 🍵 🍵 popped out on how the Egyptians used it as a psychedelic drug. Errrrrrrm...I have some... I'm fasting sooooooo let's see what happens. 🥳
    By Noodles123 2024-09-22 17:16:05 2 860
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    Checks Out
    🤔 si.
    By Noodles123 2024-09-07 21:13:05 3 753
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    When Life Gives You 🍋 s
    I was doing my Sunday cleaning and was looking forward to taking a long cold shower and laying in my uber clean bed and cool fresh sheets. In the meantime, my 9 month old pup snuck in mud and bark. I get to my bed and it looks like some hippie homeless guy fucked the BlairWitch in my bed! Bark, leaf bits and dirt EVERYWHERE. 🤬 I angrily started cleaning the mess and started doing the same in my living room. Found some $$$ II had put away and forgot about.  So now I'm no longer mad. 🎅🏾👍🏾
    By Noodles123 2024-09-01 22:51:58 3 826
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    Errrmmmm Checks Out
    🎅🏾👍🏾
    By Noodles123 2024-08-08 01:48:34 0 698
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    Trillion Dollar Trickle
    Amount lost today in the stock market. I could explain how much capital was lost but why?  It's all being pocketed by those manipulating the market to crash AND TO START A WAR or cause riots to then impose strict laws that only are enforced when it benefits them. It's what happened in Germany...Most of the amazing companies were bought pennies on the dollar like Mercedes, BMW, IBM etc etc by the Elites. Stealing the work and companies from those who built it. These next few years will be...
    By Noodles123 2024-08-06 04:06:34 2 848
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    Last Night
    Spent some time somewhere nice...Got lucky and got a corner room overlooking a beautiful avenue.  But the view from the Rooftop was JUST RIDICULOUS.
    By Noodles123 2024-08-04 16:50:01 1 799
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