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    Damn!
    Older lady next door has her 2 adult daughters living with her, they in turn have 3 kids total...All teens. I was going out to walk my dogs when I saw one of the Moms berating her older teen...About 15-16 year old boy. She scolded him so bad, I almost went back in to clean my room and be good. Man her ex must have sighed with relief the first day after signing the divorce papers. None of my business, but that shit is going to backfire.
    By Noodles123 2024-11-25 22:47:44 0 329
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    Damn Ladies Like That?
    In support of the 4B Movement, of not having sex with men who voted for Trump ROSIE O'DONNELL AND WOOPIE GOLDBERG have decided to stop fucking men. Ok. Isn't Rosie a lesbian? And WOOPIE literally did a commercial for adult diapers because she tends to PISS ON HERSELF. Soooooooooooo my question is: WHO WAS FUCKING THESE UGLY WEIRD BITCHES? I mean are times that hard for some men? Who was looking at Whoopie thinking: "Damn Whoopie looking so fuckable right NOW...If only she hadn't gone...
    By Noodles123 2024-11-21 14:13:40 2 513
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    Checks Out
    =)
    By Noodles123 2024-11-08 17:03:13 0 595
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    Halloween Pic 2024
    I looked terrible, but I loved it.
    By Noodles123 2024-11-03 17:39:19 1 637
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    Sooooooooooo
    It's my off day, was watching some videos when one popped out on Blue Nile Loctus Tea ðŸĩ ðŸĩ ðŸĩ popped out on how the Egyptians used it as a psychedelic drug. Errrrrrrm...I have some... I'm fasting sooooooo let's see what happens. ðŸĨģ
    By Noodles123 2024-09-22 17:16:05 2 645
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    Checks Out
    ðŸĪ” si.
    By Noodles123 2024-09-07 21:13:05 3 489
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    When Life Gives You 🍋 s
    I was doing my Sunday cleaning and was looking forward to taking a long cold shower and laying in my uber clean bed and cool fresh sheets. In the meantime, my 9 month old pup snuck in mud and bark. I get to my bed and it looks like some hippie homeless guy fucked the BlairWitch in my bed! Bark, leaf bits and dirt EVERYWHERE. ðŸĪŽ I angrily started cleaning the mess and started doing the same in my living room. Found some $$$ II had put away and forgot about.  So now I'm no longer mad. 🎅ðŸū👍ðŸū
    By Noodles123 2024-09-01 22:51:58 3 558
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    Errrmmmm Checks Out
    🎅ðŸū👍ðŸū
    By Noodles123 2024-08-08 01:48:34 0 436
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    Trillion Dollar Trickle
    Amount lost today in the stock market. I could explain how much capital was lost but why?  It's all being pocketed by those manipulating the market to crash AND TO START A WAR or cause riots to then impose strict laws that only are enforced when it benefits them. It's what happened in Germany...Most of the amazing companies were bought pennies on the dollar like Mercedes, BMW, IBM etc etc by the Elites. Stealing the work and companies from those who built it. These next few years will be...
    By Noodles123 2024-08-06 04:06:34 2 501
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    Last Night
    Spent some time somewhere nice...Got lucky and got a corner room overlooking a beautiful avenue.  But the view from the Rooftop was JUST RIDICULOUS.
    By Noodles123 2024-08-04 16:50:01 1 514
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    Checks Out
    Oh si.
    By Noodles123 2024-06-11 15:41:48 0 461
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    Noodles! >=(
    Are you in the middle of the Yucatan Jungle on a lawn chair, reading a book, drinking fresh pineapple juice, watching a Catapillar mine stone for your fence?  Maybe. Are you sunburnt? No. Maybe a little. Okay my torso feels like I put Sriracha on it after giving it a good scrub. But it doesn't hurt! (He screamed as tears rolled down his face and he sobbed) Okay maybe it does hurt a lil. But I ain't here for telling. 
    By Noodles123 2024-01-15 19:31:40 0 468
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    Yesterday Was AWESOME!
    Got up early and went with my girlie to a couple of school meeting and to watch her teach (3) classes at (2) different universities. It was nice since I LOVE going to schools...Seriously...I have over 312 Semester units and attended 7 different schools after I graduated. I would happily go to universities and small colleges till the day I died, just learning things along the way. Between the two universities was a down period of about 4 hours, so we went to an Irish bar where I had a sweet...
    By Noodles123 2023-10-25 22:02:30 2 454
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    When Racism Is Too Much for Breitbart
    Just saw an article on some giant nig nog attacking females because dude keeps on pretending to be a female to shower with them and show them his penis. So I was about to write what it is and apparently it was too much for Breitbart. Maybe if I had spelled it "Tiggers being Tiggers?" But alas they banned me =( We are unable to post your comment because you have been banned by Breitbart News Network. Find out more.
    By Noodles123 2023-04-29 01:47:05 1 459
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    Could B3 Worse
    So my ✈ïļ to Sacramento had been changed 3 times in the last 2 months. Get to the ðŸ›Ŧ and they moved it from 11am to 2pm then to 6pm. So missed all my connections 😊.  But in fucking Mexico City for a night, with hotel and meals paid. ðŸŒŪ ðŸŒŪ ðŸŒŪs here I come. Literally if they're really good. What??? I'm just saying I like ðŸŒŪs. What a grown ass man can't enjoy tacos so much he cums? Stop kink shaming me! 😠  I don't say anything about you alls Midget Fetish!!! What?  That's my fetish? Oh...
    By Noodles123 2023-03-30 03:23:04 1 461
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