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Pickled Noodles

Just finished prepping (12) Mason Jars of pickled beets, cabbage, onions, garlic, cauliflower. I spiced it up with jalapeños, coarse black pepper, Sea Salt, apple cider vinegar and minced garlic. It's fucking good...Just got to leave it alone for (24) let breath then seal for a week or two. It's a spicier, more flavorful version of Mexican Escabeche and I highly recommend it...

2025-10-08 00:16:44

Ode To You, My Light

In gratitude, my heart does sing, For all you are, and all you bring, No matter where the sea may swirl, Your presence warms my very world. With thoughts of joy, I send my blessings, Across the years, in every dressing, Unconditional, my love shall...

2025-10-06 23:42:51

Her Vital Phantom

In the quiet of twilight, they linger like whispers, two souls adrift in a sea of dreams, a friendship woven with threads of light, each moment a sigh, a soft brush of hands that never quite meets. She feels his essence, a phantom of laughter, his smile dances like shadows, ...

2025-10-06 23:38:47

My Guiding Star

Within this shelter, we find our grace, Blessed to know you, a gift from this chance. Days filled with laughter, where we both can share, In whispered thoughts, our spirits entwined, Curiosity sparkles, the unknown ahead, Yet in this journey, I feel so alive, Adorations grow,...

2025-10-06 23:32:58

The Quiet Glade

In the quiet glade, she finds her peace, Beneath the willows' gentle sway and song. A place where all her sorrows find release, And whispers of the breeze to her belong. The sunlight filters through the leafy dome, Creating patterns soft upon the ground. In nature's arms, she feels a sense of home, ...

2025-10-06 23:28:14

Ugh.

Running on nill amount of sleep and caffeine exclusively is not sustainable way of function. Three weeks, im surprised its only catching up to me now. I miss her so much. Life is draining and humans are exhausting. How do you even recharge when your charger has been flung into the fucking void. x 2. Ugh.

2025-10-05 11:36:39

My Greatest Joy

No it doesn't involve scat or culling the homeless. Just sayin' just in case the feds are watching. The battle was bloody, but brief, they Zigged...I Zagged. After a minute I sat quietly, patiently, waiting with anger and determination...With raw hatred in my heart. Just like your mom at the OB-GYN. Then one of the fattest mosquitos I've seen, drunkedly landed on my bare chest and I...

2025-10-04 19:12:55

It's Getting Hilariously Petty Now

So since 2012, the Mandela Effect got all popular and everyone was doing an episode on some Podcast seen by 3 people. You know the Bearstein Bears, Curious George, did Shaggy have an Adam's Apple, did Mickey wear suspenders etc stuff. Well now they went too far and are telling me that Tom Cruise DIDN'T wear sunglasses while dancing in his underwear in "Risky Buisness." And giving me articles...

2025-10-04 17:17:06

Whoa!

Was skimming through videos to watch while cleaning and saw a video of some 40 year old, who looked older, white dude, gaunt and gave off an aura of sadness. He was basically putting his cards on the table about how he had spent his teens and 20's and 30's fucking around...Trying to be edgy by going to edgy places. (Sweat slowly starts to build on Noodle's forehead) Doing stupid shit to impress...

2025-09-30 18:27:52

I HATE Mosquitos

With the passion of Donald Trump not releasing the Epstein Documents for fear of the Mossad being discovered that they've been blackmailing everyone for 40+ years with gay and pedophilia videos. With the passion of Diddy towards male rappers and love of Special K laced Baby Oil. With the passion of trans men really wanting to twerk in Stripper Wear and stilettos for small children at Elementary...

2025-09-29 15:40:46

Wait A Damn Minute! >=(

So I have a friend who is deep into Santeria, he went as far as studying under a Warlock and after like years of studying, he recently went to Cuba to have some sort of 3 week Ceremony. Which I find kinda straight bullshit...They sell you items they say you're going to need...Literally this: "Hey you need an amulet to gather your power and purify it...This is the LS Model and is only $25,000...

2025-09-28 20:35:33

Shmeh.

I finally finished my second bachelors degree and received a bent diploma in the mail attesting to my efforts; not that it does anything in terms of increasing my pay or scope of practice, but it is still something and serves as a gateway to attaining more education. I was accepted to graduate school, but I deferred because the person I am legally tied to was not happy about this and is...

2025-09-28 19:06:26

Old Lady Shit

My footwear? That girdle I wear on special occasions? That blonde wig I wear while furrying it up at my local Antifa Chapter in a full Sonic costume? Our Chapter Name you ask? Qings and Kueens. No...Damn it. I'm getting ready to pickle all next week..Chilis, cucumbers, apples, pears, mangos, kimchi, radishes etc. Fuck it...I have like 65 Mason Jars, a steam pot, salt and vinegar. I'm...

2025-09-28 16:49:39

Uhhh... soo... okay.

I dont know really. I forgot how to rant, lol. Fuckin... tired of politics, tired of religion, tired of running into veeeery questionable people. Tired of my brain and nerves being fried, but hey .... caffeine burn out is a thing, I guess. Seems to be mixing funny with my meds, and while i feel nothing - also feel heniously uncomfortable about feeling nothing. Wellll and the active...

2025-09-26 14:46:20

Whoa... Never Thought About It

Never realized how much the Man in the Hat people see during Sleep Paralysis has a Freddy Krueger look. I'm fact, I just looked up Wes Craven, the director to see if that's who he based it on and no...Turns out he saw a Freddy type person when he was a kid and used it as his inspiration. I had assumed that BOTH being shadowy, scary creatures who haunt your dreams and keep you in Paralysis while...

2025-09-25 20:29:45

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