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So Elon Musk just threw a sieg heil at Trump's inauguration. In perfect form. How is this allowed??? How dare he bring hateful ideology to a ceremony of democracy. If this is the New United States, then...

2025-01-21 01:54:40

Updates

So we made it to our new apartment bordering Idaho. Biggest pro is it's cheaper and utilities and rent don't have a chokehold on us the way they did in Seattle. We're also going out more into nature and actually being outgoing instead of being cooped up. Biggest con is that my older kid isn't adjusting to the public school out here (some of the kids are kinda vapid bullies that throw kids a...

2025-01-19 19:36:34

Finished!

My kitchen which will also be my bedroom for at least 5 weeks is finally complete! Reminds me of some brownstone loft in Chicago or the Midwest.

2025-01-13 23:58:31

My Extremely Young Fit Mexy Sexy Body Hurts

So I moved today. Stayed up packing till 2am last night. Was I high on gummies at the time? Possiblemente. My beautiful kitchen that had just been wiped, swept, mopped and cleaned now looks like a hoarder moved in and had a massive seizure and started throwing things around. Buuuuuuuut...I'm in my new place and going to live in my kitchen for like 6 weeks while they finish my bedroom. How big...

2025-01-10 01:52:32

Damn. You Kids Are Addicted To Your Phones!

One of my old workers who barely left to work elsewhere just had a bad accident. He broadsided a car with his motorcycle, flew over the car, fucked his shoulder, wrist and probably his neck. Bike was split in two and his helmet basically looks crushed. As he's laying on the ground, screams in the background, blood/gas/oil dripping everywhere what is the FIRST THING HE DOES? A. Call an...

2025-01-08 21:28:59

I Love These Lil Fuckers

Tasty lil 🍌 🍌 🍌 compared to the regular one. Although, OBVIOUSLY slightly smaller. Yes this one is ripe not green. And heck yeah it was delicious 😋. Just have to buy like 5 of these to make up one of the ones I'm used to. Recently, not to nerd up on Bananas, but I learned there are over 1000 variations including 🟣 🍌 S!

2025-01-05 15:42:09

My Babies

Is it a pic of my dogs, French tip toenails or testicles? Why you asking? You German or some shit??? Possibly a Japanese Business Man??? (Gives a suspicious look) Depends. How much cash money you got player? No... I'm talking about my outside lamps for my little house. Old School, big and beautiful...Yes just like my testicles. I collect things not to say I have this or that...Materialism...

2025-01-03 21:21:42

Hey Guys

This goes to all the males on this site...All 7 of you. Yes even the British Guys... Especially the Brits. I just discovered quite a few politicians, actors, artists and even scientists believe: There are no physical differences between men and women...Wild huh? That Men can get pregnant...Whaaaat? And Women can have testicles and penises...Nigga What? So please guys carry TWO condoms if...

2025-01-02 20:47:52

The Abuse and Lies Have To Stop!

My dog Fats and I were listening to some comedian and he started talking shit about 🌮 🔔 and it irritated me...Cus Fats and I LOVE Taco Bell. I'm not pretending it's healthy, fresh or good for you, but Noodles will eat 3 beef Chalupas, 3 crunchy tacos, a Meximelt with a Baja Blast and be in Nirvana. Yes it's Munchie Food made for potheads. Yes the cheese is made of cheese flavored silica....

2024-12-31 23:23:33

Things That Disappeared in 2024

The Covid Scare...Everyone now knows it was all bullshit...Which is why every 2-3 weeks they try to scare you with some new virus...WHICH THEY MADE...But the rest? Silence. All the Biden/Harris Lovers...Now that the winning team has changed now it's "Forget what I said before I'm now Team Trump!". Thought you said both those idiots were neither corrupt or stupid...They are WORSE THAN...

2024-12-29 21:36:15

Checks Out

2024-12-26 05:10:34

The Dream

Daaaaaaamn. That's how you know you're getting old...When ALL your porn is JUST pics of gardens, trees, rustic house ideas. "What about that file you have there on your laptop called 'Hot Asian Midget Albino Pregnant Tranny Porn' Noodles???" Oooooooooooh. I must have been HACKED! It's gotta be the Mossad! I'm just sayin!

2024-12-24 01:39:41

NPCs

So obviously over the years in my rants I have called people NPCs. As having no soul, ability to see patterns or think for themselves...But I naturally assumed it was due to lack of intelligence or conditioning to never question things. But as I was listening to some podcast by some Psych Doc he explained that about 50% of Americans DON'T HAVE INNER DIALOGUE. Which suddenly clicked why some...

2024-12-23 15:25:52

My Black Metal Band Name

I Had A Black And White Tuxedo Cat My Parents Named Storm But I Wanted To Name Her Mrs.P P P McfluffyKins Because I Love You Too Baby Girl

2024-12-22 19:10:08

Sooooooooo

My kitchen is getting there. My doors are installed and my brick walls are being raised. Everything (EXCEPT the plumbing and electrical) is hand worked and either brick, stone, iron or glass. Trying to stay as Old School as I can. My Mayans are killing it! They're basically the Dwarves from Lord of the Rings. Short, stocky and Ape Strong. Like your Mom. Just saying. Imagine you saw a Netflix...

2024-12-22 16:08:36

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