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The Abuse and Lies Have To Stop!

My dog Fats and I were listening to some comedian and he started talking shit about 🌮 🔔 and it irritated me...Cus Fats and I LOVE Taco Bell. I'm not pretending it's healthy, fresh or good for you, but Noodles will eat 3 beef Chalupas, 3 crunchy tacos, a Meximelt with a Baja Blast and be in Nirvana. Yes it's Munchie Food made for potheads. Yes the cheese is made of cheese flavored silica....

2024-12-31 23:23:33

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Things That Disappeared in 2024

The Covid Scare...Everyone now knows it was all bullshit...Which is why every 2-3 weeks they try to scare you with some new virus...WHICH THEY MADE...But the rest? Silence. All the Biden/Harris Lovers...Now that the winning team has changed now it's "Forget what I said before I'm now Team Trump!". Thought you said both those idiots were neither corrupt or stupid...They are WORSE THAN...

2024-12-29 21:36:15

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Checks Out

2024-12-26 05:10:34

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The Dream

Daaaaaaamn. That's how you know you're getting old...When ALL your porn is JUST pics of gardens, trees, rustic house ideas. "What about that file you have there on your laptop called 'Hot Asian Midget Albino Pregnant Tranny Porn' Noodles???" Oooooooooooh. I must have been HACKED! It's gotta be the Mossad! I'm just sayin!

2024-12-24 01:39:41

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NPCs

So obviously over the years in my rants I have called people NPCs. As having no soul, ability to see patterns or think for themselves...But I naturally assumed it was due to lack of intelligence or conditioning to never question things. But as I was listening to some podcast by some Psych Doc he explained that about 50% of Americans DON'T HAVE INNER DIALOGUE. Which suddenly clicked why some...

2024-12-23 15:25:52

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My Black Metal Band Name

I Had A Black And White Tuxedo Cat My Parents Named Storm But I Wanted To Name Her Mrs.P P P McfluffyKins Because I Love You Too Baby Girl

2024-12-22 19:10:08

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Sooooooooo

My kitchen is getting there. My doors are installed and my brick walls are being raised. Everything (EXCEPT the plumbing and electrical) is hand worked and either brick, stone, iron or glass. Trying to stay as Old School as I can. My Mayans are killing it! They're basically the Dwarves from Lord of the Rings. Short, stocky and Ape Strong. Like your Mom. Just saying. Imagine you saw a Netflix...

2024-12-22 16:08:36

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Da Drones!

Think about this concerning those drones buzzing all over the United States...Things are either 4 things and none are good: It's UFOs...No they're not...Just a cover story how they don't know what they are. It's the Chinese/Iranians or Russians FUCKING with us and scouting. It's like some drone contractors said and sniffer drones looking for a nuke that was snuck in from the EIGHTY missing...

2024-12-19 21:44:47

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For about 2 Years...

I've been harping about how Canada was giving free drugs (meth, crack)...Free drug paraphernalia (pipes, lighters, foil etc), free sex toys to children. I mentioned death panels, suicide pods being sent to homes and doctors suggesting euthanasia for even small problems that were fixable. No therapy for sadness have you tried government approved suicide? Menstrual cramps too strong? Have you...

2024-12-19 16:59:15

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Soooooooooooo

Between writing terrible, racist, homophobe, mean blogs and screaming at pigeons, I also do other things. No not scat porn...What am I German??? Nein. I'm still building that ridiculous thing in the outskirts of the jungle. Just got my front door today 😁.

2024-12-19 01:44:49

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💞Noodles is in Love💞

"Who is this hussy???"-Yelled Omen in a high pitch voice that almost betrayed his forlorned lustful feeling that confused, yet excited him in ways he had only experienced once in a Haunted House Maze where he made out with Leatherface Extra #4 behind the Tilt-A-Wheel...Next to the Port of Potties...Across from the Fried Samosas Place with the attendant who looked like the Fat Face Midwesterener...

2024-12-18 05:55:21

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Annoying As 🤬

For DECADES I've talked about: Israel attacking the USS Liberty Vaccines being bad. 9/11 being a mossad operation holocaust NEVER happened Illuminati Rich trading women and children Fluoride being terrible for the brain causing retardation. Chem Trails Fake Wars for profit Androchrome Aliens/Demons/Interdimensional beings or their Proxies controlling the world and prepping it...

2024-12-15 22:21:22

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(MHFGA) Make Hey Freaks Great Again!

If this site became open to a Liberal Open Policy like VampireFreaks used to be imagine it! Cussing, fighting, some nudity, love affairs, cheating, drama, sadness, happiness, drug use, racism. It be BEAUTIFUL 💪🏿🧑🏿‍🎄👍🏿 No pedos or porn and if it was an open site I think it would boost this site from the 4 people left who are active and zoom it to at least 8. Now we talking real numbers. We...

2024-12-12 02:14:08

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Is This Too Much?

Asking for a friend.

2024-12-06 18:42:15

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Soooooooooooo

Today was a looooooong day...Started at 5:45 am and went on till past 10pm. I was also able to see this Super Duper Healer Dude, who has all sorts of accolades and was very confident that he could help me with my back annnnnnnnd? 2ND WORST MASSAGE OF MY LIFE. AN ABSOLUTE JOKE... Although the balm was excellent. But his technique was just Goddamn Terrible. So paid him, tipped him very well,...

2024-12-05 06:39:25

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