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No Thanks Buddy!

Are these the Top 7 reasons?: No need to save for retirement? Or on a 401k or Roth? Shorter wait as a death insurance beneficiary? Get more invites to colorful parades? Get to party with Charlie Sheen? Get cool quilts for free? Awesome colorful rashes on your body? Ability to die of pneumonia at the drop of a hat? I guess I should read the article...Maybe they get a discount at the...

2025-04-02 13:19:58

Average Elon Musk Protestor

And I HATE Teslas.

2025-03-31 14:58:13

Checks Out

2025-03-31 14:49:06

In Between

Cruel Xenophobe rants and Wild Conspiracies about Spiritual Reptilians making deals with the Illuminati and preparing the world for a reset, by wiping out most of the Western World through history manipulation, gay agenda, drugs, war, FORCED MIGRATION, crime and multiple illnesses caused by poisoning our food, air, water and SPECIFICALLY the Vaccines, Noodles takes time to build things. In...

2025-03-28 15:45:16

Line Up Guys! >=[

Dibs on this fine honey though! Dat "chick" is all mine! Although I'm 100% sure it won't take much to convince a Brit/Canadian or German to bang a Tranny to prove how much of an "Ally" they are. Let's not even mention the Welsh! 🙄

2025-03-26 20:48:37

"Procrastination, Procrastination, la la la la la la la la" sung to the tune of La Cucaracha

Somehow I banged out a paper: 5.5 pages single-spaced at >3000 words. And turned it in a day early. Now I wait for the grade I receive from my peer. I can't say that I like the idea ; all it takes is one over-zealous goody two shoes classmate giving a crappy grade. Stoopid. Whatever, it's done. I turned in my certification application last week, which hopefully will be a shoe...

2025-03-17 22:53:06

Sooooooo

Rented a car with my girlie and fat dog and headed off to Campeche. A small peninsula state on the Gulf of America. It was once a Spanish Port often attacked by pirates! The town was clean, the food was delicious, the drinks were cheap and strong. I was SHOCKED it isn't a major tourist place... It's basically Pirate of the Caribbeans in real life. Quaint is the word I would use and it looks...

2025-03-16 18:47:41

Sooooooooo

Something I would do if I saw that type of graffiti here. Then go home and giggle like a beauuuuuutiful Japanese Schoolgirl. Don't judge me.

2025-03-14 18:00:10

I wonder Why? 🤔

So I watched it and was bored to death! (Quiet whisper) Which is why I only watched it (5) times in a roll. In slow mode. Covered in Miracle Whip. What? Noodles can't moisturize his skin using dressing??? What is this 1933 Nazi Germany??? Harrumph.

2025-03-12 23:49:02

This Makes Too Much Sense

Ever have that friend or family who is waaaaaay too much into wine? 🍷🍷🍷 IPA is some Poser's way of looking sophisticated, because they want you to believe that that AWFUL taste is what makes it so good. 🍻 🍻🍻 It's not. IPA is HORRIBLE AND A SIN AGAINST GOD, NATURE AND Coor's Light. It makes you overwear caps or beanies and checkered flannel jackets along with handlebar mustaches! Even the...

2025-03-11 22:03:39

Sunday Scaries

I have work tomorrow and that alone kicks up so much anxiety. But then I have a crap ton of other things I need to take care of: Giant economics paper due in a week: 5-8 pages (or 2000 to 2500 words, min-max, single-spaced; or 10-15 pages if double-spaced). I have once again procrastinated and I have no one to blame but myself. Ugh. Have to turn in my application for certification...

2025-03-10 05:40:34

Terriblé

2025-03-08 01:15:34

A foggy new day

its not actually foggy but it is lovely so that will do stay great my dear vampfriends

2025-03-03 21:14:45

NC slutfest

DH was best H QTKT

2025-03-01 18:27:28

Epstein Files

We all know we'll never see the true COMPLETE tapes, files, videos or transcripts. They've been allowed to be scrubbed or stolen by the PRESENT ADMINISTRATION. "But why Noodles? I thought you loved Trump!" Because this ENTIRE administration is 100% bought off by the jews. AIPAC GARBAGE. 100% Pro Israel. Is it based on my opinion? No. It's based on their WORDS and INTERVIEWS where THEY...

2025-03-01 16:36:12

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