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Odd

For those who know me, they know I'm a bit to the right of Attila the Hun. So TBF watching illegals get yanked and tossed out of my country is a pleasant delight. Hit the homeless shelters, the rehab centers, the schools etc. If you're illegal it's time to GTFO or be dragged out. Streets are cleaner, crime is dropping, less spending on people who don't put as much as they take out, traffic in...

2025-08-14 16:03:45

Soooooooo

I prep by nature, which means I try to fix a small issue before it becomes a real problem. I often look with disdain at people who never prep, but just wait till things are fucked. Recently I decided to have 3 of my machines maintained... Including my jackhammer. Not because it was making noises or anything, just I was thinking it was time. My Mayans were all "Why boss it's working...

2025-08-13 20:33:06

Neuro Divergent My Azz

Lately I've been hearing that term more and more by people excusing themselves from some bullshit they caused...I figured it was some bullshit term for being weirdo spaz. That kid in the corner wearing the Babylon 5 Tshirt, tight peach capris, a rain jacket with a Pride flag, a "I punch Nazis" pin and a golden fanny pack where he keeps his Male Tampons. So I looked it up and yup... It's some...

2025-08-11 02:19:33

Been Sharing This...

For over a decade. Simply amazing. Simply 100% true. Completely ignored. Pretty much heard this since 2004. "Noodles is exaggerating we'll never be fat, lazy, depressed and useless! Technology is awesome!" https://youtu.be/c6Bkr_udado?si=5Cg2TMSL74fz7zT- The Innovation of Loneliness If people could have tried to understand it in the early 2010's they wouldn't be as fucked up as they...

2025-08-10 17:02:09

Sweet Mother of God!

My old dog woke me at 4:30am to use the bathroom this morning. So I walked outside as the morning light was peeking through the darkness. Just loving the smell, silence and cool weather. When suddenly I felt like I was being bit by like 1000 ants at the same time. I knew it must be mosquitos or gnats, but I didn't see any because they were tiny, so I told my Lola: "Hurry up! Cus I'm dying...

2025-08-08 14:41:38

180 Degree Difference

So for a long time I assumed I was a city boy and rarely went outside the cement box of the cities. Dive bars, 24 hour Mexican Taco Joints, women of ill repute, strip joints, places where people were probably murdered or OD at...Just for fun. I'm old, so my heroes growing up were Whiskey drinking private eyes, war journalists and photographers. I liked the Pulp Fiction, Sleazy, Red Light type...

2025-08-07 15:12:43

My Darkest Addiction 😔

Scat porn? No. Working as a Cam Boy for Japanese Business Men? No. Huffing Jenkem at all Jewish Holidays while playing with a dredel? Shalom...No. It's this Mexican Apple Cider. OMG...I better start saving for insulin. So worth it. On a hot, humid day, coming in sweaty, my denim shirt opened to reveal my hairy chest and large muscular chest, slowly dripping sweat down to my bellybutton...My...

2025-08-04 01:02:03

Why People Will Stop Dating

Cus young males who don't know how to talk to women, who are cheap because they don't make alot of money, who don't exercise and are shaped like Grimace from McDonald's and who are probably having issues to get hard due to too much pot, porn, alcohol or psych meds are going to be buying totally Interactive Silicone Sex Dolls with A.I. Functions to make sweet sweet sweet love to. Imagine a world...

2025-08-02 20:37:46

Young Dullards

So was talking to my girl about her students, mostly upper middle class kids in the richest area in California...These are mostly well off kids. The kind that are in their 20's, bills get paid, they drive very nice cars, don't need to work, come from good high schools, live in great neighborhoods and have had decently easy lives. Not perfect...But much easier than most. Middle class in that...

2025-07-31 17:06:55

My Newest Hated Group

People with long complicated coffee orders? No...Which is why I only order my coffee like I like my Supreme Court Justices. Black and bitter...With a deep hate of the Canadians... Especially the French Quebecois...Poutine this Frenchies! (Does NOT point at penis cus Noodles is classy a.f.) Is it UK Prime Minister Kier Stamer, French President Macron, German Chancellor Freich Merz, Ukraine...

2025-07-31 14:59:00

Sneaky Azz A.I.

So my girl. (Pause) Yes, I somehow have one. No she's not inflatable or has a penis! Seriously! That other time was in college! I needed the money! Those text books aren't cheap! I mean I didn't realize it! Errrrrm that wasn't me! Anyways, my girl was having Chat GPT help with the translation of a medieval historical document for her lecture on it. Looking up citations and...

2025-07-30 16:18:32

Sooooooooooooo

Since the push for releasing different versions of A.I. back in 2017-2018 I've been harping how it would: Make most white collar jobs obsolete Become self aware and slowly trick us into servitude where we're too stupid to realize we are being manipulated Kill us or make us so spiritless we kill ourselves with food, drugs, alcohol, sex or suicide I knew it even when it couldn't really draw...

2025-07-29 20:33:55

Aphantasia

Now for years, I've written about how I assume a percentage of the population are technically Sociopath...No conscience, imagination, inner dialogue etc. Think of the kids in "Menace to Society." People with no imagination, creativity, ability to self reflect etc. That type of mentality...But I never really thought there were people who couldn't PICTURE things in their mind. Like if I say,...

2025-07-27 19:27:11

Society Skewing Psych Ops

As of late, maybe in the last 10 years there's been a push to not get married, have children or be with someone. We've been told that having actual genders is some Old Shit...Having children not as important as having a career. Having fun and fucking around was better than settling down, working towards something and building a family with someone. At first it was just a whisper, now it's a...

2025-07-27 13:46:31

🤔🤔🤔

So started watching Suicide Squad II annnnnnnnd it was truly an incredible piece of hot garbage. Terrible dialogue, terrible plot and ZERO authenticity. Yes I understand it's supposed to be a funny goofy superhero movie, but it was so awkward and unbelievable that it took me out quickly. The whole thing was worse than most college film students could come up with and you had good actors, FX,...

2025-07-22 14:21:42

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