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Sweet Mother of God!

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My old dog woke me at 4:30am to use the bathroom this morning.

So I walked outside as the morning light was peeking through the darkness.

Just loving the smell, silence and cool weather.

When suddenly I felt like I was being bit by like 1000 ants at the same time.

I knew it must be mosquitos or gnats, but I didn't see any because they were tiny, so I told my Lola:

"Hurry up!  Cus I'm dying here!"

Then quickly snatched my dog and ran back inside crying like a fat little girl who dropped her ice cream cone!

Had never felt that!

I mean sure have felt some that buzz your ear or nip you here and there, but this felt like a mist of gnats or mosquitos.

I fucking HATE flying blood sucking bugs!

Like the Pope hates a woman's right to abort.

Just like that, but with a high pitch voice as I ran back in.

If it wasn't for my Dog, I would have ran back in Naruto Style.

For less wind resistance damn it!

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