"Is it for Yayo and Whores Noodles?"

No.

"Is it to run your charity halfway  home for runaway midgets and women of loose morals and no STDs?"

Of course NOT!

It's to be able to buy a bunch of these Mosquito Laser Defense Systems.

Like if I'm Jerusalem and the mosquitoes are Hamas and Hezbollah Missiles and the laser thing is the Iron Done we American Taxpayers pay shekels for the people commiting genocide in the Middle East and bombing 5 neighboring countries and invading 4 in the last year, but never really mentioning that fact in US media.

Purely by accident...Of course.

Just like that.

What???

I'm just sayin'!

But imagine being outside on your patio and as the mosquitoes rush in all you hear is Star Wars Laser Sound Effects as they get shot down

 and you laugh with an evil laugh.