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Off the normal road making my own path.
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  • Lives in Merida
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  • 05/30/1971
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Basic Info
  • Who I'd like to meet:
    Like minded people who can see the Old World END and the terrifying New World BEGIN.

    It's going to be wild!
  • Vibe:
    🧸 Alt Kawaii
  • Music:
    Anything except jazz, polka and any Mexican music with a tuba.

    Cus fuck tubas.
  • Movies/TV:
    Yes.

    Does porn count?

    Asking for a friend.
  • Books:
    Any and old classics, that I'm building a library with.

    No I don't have any midget erotica.

    Yet.
  • Heroes:
    Very few.
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  • Penelope
    So recently had to catch a field mouse that got in with traps and I said "Fuck all dat!  I'm going to get me a true Domesticated Psychopath!" No not Elliot Page... I'm talking about cats! Although having "Elliot" here screaming between tears how much happier she is as a male is pretty dope as the kids say. Totally looks well adjusted and happy amirite? That dude is going places! The kind...
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  • Hmmmmmmmmmmm?
    Am I the Wakanda Black Panther of the Sudoko World? Some say. No you can't know their names! "I ain't here for snitching C.O.!" Anyways, I recently played 62 games of Sudoko and won 61...The one I lost was because I got a phone call and with sadness, melencholy and hate in my heart, I forfeited to take the call...From your Mom. No, it was actually my worker...Anyways. I was ranked in the Top...
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  • Bob???
    Anyone remember when you couldn't turn on a TV in the early 2000's without this guy popping out with a commercial for "boners?" Somewhere in the world a "Bob" commercial was playing. Then BAM! He disappeared and I never heard anything or even remembered the commercials. Turns out it was all a credit card scam and the owner caught like 20 years with the Feds! WTF? I tend to read all news and am...
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  • 🤔🤔🤔
    Every now and then I get the urge to do a DNA test, just to really know my full ethnicity besides Mexican. Am I part Dutch? French? Or just Plain Dry Toast Spanish? But I never trusted the DNA companies ESPECIALLY:   I know their CEO, Anne Wojcicki swore that any and all Gene Data would NEVER be sold. Buuuuuuuuut:...
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  • Terrible Poll Time!

    As things get weirder, the avent of Sex Dolls are upon us...Before it was just some weird black dude named Dragon, making sweet love to a silicone Trans Female Doll (With a bright orange wig and a lower back tattoo that said "Where's the beef?").

    My doll will have a bright PURPLE wig, cus I'm classy AF, and a vibrating thumb, don't ask!

    For God's sake don't ask!!!

    The question is, AND BE HONEST, cus someone is buying all these fucking things and YES women are in at a 57% rate EVEN as they claim they hate it.

    In the next 5 years, do you see yourself buying, renting or using one?

    Because these things are getting progressively more life like and if there's a Megan Fox model I'm buying (2) but with traits of being Black with Down's.

    Meaning?

    They'll love cheese sammiches, John Cena, but be loud, violent with bad credit scores.

    Do NOT co-sign a car or a lease agreement for these fucking Black Megan Fox Dolls!

    They'll spend all their money on nails, weaves and tattered used paperback copies of Thomas Sowell's lectures at Stanford University!
    Terrible Poll Time! As things get weirder, the avent of Sex Dolls are upon us...Before it was just some weird black dude named Dragon, making sweet love to a silicone Trans Female Doll (With a bright orange wig and a lower back tattoo that said "Where's the beef?"). My doll will have a bright PURPLE wig, cus I'm classy AF, and a vibrating thumb, don't ask! For God's sake don't ask!!! The question is, AND BE HONEST, cus someone is buying all these fucking things and YES women are in at a 57% rate EVEN as they claim they hate it. In the next 5 years, do you see yourself buying, renting or using one? Because these things are getting progressively more life like and if there's a Megan Fox model I'm buying (2) but with traits of being Black with Down's. Meaning? They'll love cheese sammiches, John Cena, but be loud, violent with bad credit scores. Do NOT co-sign a car or a lease agreement for these fucking Black Megan Fox Dolls! They'll spend all their money on nails, weaves and tattered used paperback copies of Thomas Sowell's lectures at Stanford University!
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  • True 🤔
    Woke up, walked my dogs, sat down to read and came up on this fact about Machiavelli. He believed we're all bad pretending to be good for appearance's sake. Thought about it and true I know some good, sweet people, but EVERYONE HAS SOMETHING BAD HIDDEN AWAY. We just usually don't show it in society BECAUSE we want something. Minute people get what they need or want, those same people will...
    Goth Vibes
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  • Fitness IS My Passion
    The date was Tuesday March 10th in the year of our Lord 2026. It was 7pm and I was hungry! Sure it could have been munchies from the THC gummies I took religiously at 4:20 pm, but I'm going to pretend otherwise and blame it on my 22 hour fast because it sounds more manly. "AND SEXY!"-Yelled Brian Omen from behind the non-existant crowd. That too. Anyhoo, I made 4 fat ass seasoned chicken...
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  • This
    Just because something is fake doesn't mean it doesn't exist. Case in point, no one really cares that Iranians are free in the administration, they just cared we fucked up an enemy, took 20% of China's Petro and to take out 2 out of the top 7 BRIC Countries and the jews got what the wanted. All the flag waving, military clips, applause is fake, because the freedom of Iran wasn't important, but...
    Dark Love
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  • What Would Happen?
    If the US banned face filters on social media sites? https://www.scmp.com/news/people-culture/trending-china/article/3286075/row-over-china-officials-use-beauty-filters-reveals-online-curbs-bureaucrats How many women would be fucked? How many people would lose subscribers or followers once people found out it was all faked? "What about you Noodles?  Aren't you lying about your looks???"-...
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  • As A Child...
    We were allowed to suck copper pennies when we had finished our chores and homework...It was delightful." J. M.
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