Old Fat Grumpy...A National Treasure!
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The DreamDaaaaaaamn. That's how you know you're getting old...When ALL your porn is JUST pics of gardens, trees, rustic house ideas. "What about that file you have there on your laptop called 'Hot Asian Midget Albino Pregnant Tranny Porn' Noodles???" Oooooooooooh. I must have been HACKED! It's gotta be the Mossad! I'm just sayin!0 Comments 0 Shares 12 ViewsPlease log in to like, share and comment!
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NPCsSo obviously over the years in my rants I have called people NPCs. As having no soul, ability to see patterns or think for themselves...But I naturally assumed it was due to lack of intelligence or conditioning to never question things. But as I was listening to some podcast by some Psych Doc he explained that about 50% of Americans DON'T HAVE INNER DIALOGUE. Which suddenly clicked why some...0 Comments 0 Shares 50 Views
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SoooooooooMy kitchen is getting there. My doors are installed and my brick walls are being raised. Everything (EXCEPT the plumbing and electrical) is hand worked and either brick, stone, iron or glass. Trying to stay as Old School as I can. My Mayans are killing it! They're basically the Dwarves from Lord of the Rings. Short, stocky and Ape Strong. Like your Mom. Just saying. Imagine you saw a Netflix...
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Da Drones!Think about this concerning those drones buzzing all over the United States...Things are either 4 things and none are good: It's UFOs...No they're not...Just a cover story how they don't know what they are. It's the Chinese/Iranians or Russians FUCKING with us and scouting. It's like some drone contractors said and sniffer drones looking for a nuke that was snuck in from the EIGHTY missing...
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For about 2 Years...I've been harping about how Canada was giving free drugs (meth, crack)...Free drug paraphernalia (pipes, lighters, foil etc), free sex toys to children. I mentioned death panels, suicide pods being sent to homes and doctors suggesting euthanasia for even small problems that were fixable. No therapy for sadness have you tried government approved suicide? Menstrual cramps too strong? Have you...
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SooooooooooooBetween writing terrible, racist, homophobe, mean blogs and screaming at pigeons, I also do other things. No not scat porn...What am I German??? Nein. I'm still building that ridiculous thing in the outskirts of the jungle. Just got my front door today π.0 Comments 0 Shares 186 Views
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πNoodles is in Loveπ"Who is this hussy???"-Yelled Omen in a high pitch voice that almost betrayed his forlorned lustful feeling that confused, yet excited him in ways he had only experienced once in a Haunted House Maze where he made out with Leatherface Extra #4 behind the Tilt-A-Wheel...Next to the Port of Potties...Across from the Fried Samosas Place with the attendant who looked like the Fat Face Midwesterener...0 Comments 0 Shares 264 Views
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Annoying As π€¬For DECADES I've talked about: Israel attacking the USS Liberty Vaccines being bad. 9/11 being a mossad operation holocaust NEVER happened Illuminati Rich trading women and children Fluoride being terrible for the brain causing retardation. Chem Trails Fake Wars for profit Androchrome Aliens/Demons/Interdimensional beings or their Proxies controlling the world and prepping it...
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(MHFGA) Make Hey Freaks Great Again!If this site became open to a Liberal Open Policy like VampireFreaks used to be imagine it! Cussing, fighting, some nudity, love affairs, cheating, drama, sadness, happiness, drug use, racism. It be BEAUTIFUL πͺπΏπ§πΏπππΏ No pedos or porn and if it was an open site I think it would boost this site from the 4 people left who are active and zoom it to at least 8. Now we talking real numbers. We...
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