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No Thanks AriI'll just have the Captain Crunch Berries. 🍓🍒🫐🍇 You keep on with your Kosher Approved Cereal.0 Comments 0 Shares 87 ViewsPlease log in to like, share and comment!
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SoooooooRented a car with my girlie and fat dog and headed off to Campeche. A small peninsula state on the Gulf of America. It was once a Spanish Port often attacked by pirates! The town was clean, the food was delicious, the drinks were cheap and strong. I was SHOCKED it isn't a major tourist place... It's basically Pirate of the Caribbeans in real life. Quaint is the word I would use and it looks...0 Comments 0 Shares 134 Views
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SoooooooooSomething I would do if I saw that type of graffiti here. Then go home and giggle like a beauuuuuutiful Japanese Schoolgirl. Don't judge me.
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I wonder Why? 🤔So I watched it and was bored to death! (Quiet whisper) Which is why I only watched it (5) times in a roll. In slow mode. Covered in Miracle Whip. What? Noodles can't moisturize his skin using dressing??? What is this 1933 Nazi Germany??? Harrumph.
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This Makes Too Much SenseEver have that friend or family who is waaaaaay too much into wine? 🍷🍷🍷 IPA is some Poser's way of looking sophisticated, because they want you to believe that that AWFUL taste is what makes it so good. 🍻 🍻🍻 It's not. IPA is HORRIBLE AND A SIN AGAINST GOD, NATURE AND Coor's Light. It makes you overwear caps or beanies and checkered flannel jackets along with handlebar mustaches! Even the...
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What Did You Give Up For Lent?What Did You Give Up For Lent?1001010 Comments 0 Shares 114 Views
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Epstein FilesWe all know we'll never see the true COMPLETE tapes, files, videos or transcripts. They've been allowed to be scrubbed or stolen by the PRESENT ADMINISTRATION. "But why Noodles? I thought you loved Trump!" Because this ENTIRE administration is 100% bought off by the jews. AIPAC GARBAGE. 100% Pro Israel. Is it based on my opinion? No. It's based on their WORDS and INTERVIEWS where THEY...0 Comments 0 Shares 521 Views
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FinishedMy rock wall...Took about 2 weeks, but I think it looks pretty good. Had niches chiseled in for books, candles, knickknacks and whatnots. "What kind of whatnots Noodles???"-Yelled the bullies. "Nutin"-Said Noodles shyly. (While using his foot to hide a copy of "Black Tail" magazine, made for sophisticated gentlemen like himself...Next to his copy of Jet, Ebony and Reader's Digest...Where he got...
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Joy ReidNoodles is NOT racist, but if it was 1619, like she keeps yelling about, Noodles would buy her and make her make me 🥞 🥞 🥞s with a Red Bandana on her head like if she was a Blood out of Crenshaw. And to be my Wet Nurse. (Paaaauuuuuse) For Brian Omen. Cus dude needs a lil sumtin sumtin before he joins Grinder. Again.7 Comments 0 Shares 624 Views
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