Off the normal road making my own path.
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Lives in Merida
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From SD
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Male
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In a relationship
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05/30/1971
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Followed by 4 people
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Who I'd like to meet:
Like minded people who can see the Old World END and the terrifying New World BEGIN.
It's going to be wild! -
Vibe:
🧸 Alt Kawaii -
Music:
Anything except jazz, polka and any Mexican music with a tuba.
Cus fuck tubas. -
Movies/TV:
Yes.
Does porn count?
Asking for a friend. -
Books:
Any and old classics, that I'm building a library with.
No I don't have any midget erotica.
Yet. -
Heroes:
Very few.
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Formula for HappinessStop caring about anything that's beyond your control, BECAUSE IT'S A WASTE OF ENERGY. Be Sociopathic. Only thing that matters is YOU. Be selfish with your efforts, time and patience. Quit apologizing for shit you didn't do. Quit trying to impress anyone but yourself. Cut people off if they annoy you. Be blunt, why waste time? Everyone is fake, everyone is acting how they think they should...0 Comments 0 Shares 89 ViewsPlease log in to like, share and comment!
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My Deepest ShameNo...Not that thing with the Dwarves...Don't judge me! Years ago, my Girlie bought me some cool ass handmade kitchen knives for when I wanted to act all fancy while I cooked and call myself "Chef Noodles." But recently...(Looks around suspiciously)...I've started (Starts whispering) I've been using Kitchen Sissors. Oh the shame! But they cut meat so fucking well without the mess! ...0 Comments 0 Shares 176 Views
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How I Would LookIf I was single and you were a female shopping at Costco and you caught my eye. (You looking at the 37 lbs box of Shitake Mushrooms or the feminine product box with 2000 Tampons) "Hey girl. You looking good, wanna grab a Hot Dog and Soda after this? I got a coupon." If she plays her cards right, I might get her the giant Chocolate chip cookie. What??? I'm just sayin'. What???0 Comments 0 Shares 138 Views
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FINALLY!Netflix making the kind of movies we all want to watch! I mean just yesterday I was wondering to myself: "Noodles when will Netflix make a Tranny Argentine Coal Miner movie?" "Soon Noodles soon."-I answered myself. Who in da fuck is writing the plotlines for this Timeline??? It's just getting ridiculous. Next thing you know the Left will try telling me Beethoven, the Vikings and the English...0 Comments 0 Shares 330 Views1
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Why So Many People Are AloneI don't think I've ever seen an era when so many people around me or known to me are so alone. Single here, single there, single everywhere. How is that even possible? A large percentage are SUPPOSEDLY looking for the same thing no? Someone cool, fun to be with, talk, go out with, throw in some sex and all is good. Nothing wild or out of the realm of possibility...Simple Jack Shit. Basically...0 Comments 0 Shares 318 Views
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