So I moved today.
Stayed up packing till 2am last night.
Was I high on gummies at the time?
Possiblemente.
My beautiful kitchen that had just been wiped, swept, mopped and cleaned now looks like a hoarder moved in and had a massive seizure and started throwing things around.
Buuuuuuuut...I'm in my new place and going to live in my kitchen for like 6 weeks while they finish my bedroom.
How big...
One of my old workers who barely left to work elsewhere just had a bad accident.
He broadsided a car with his motorcycle, flew over the car, fucked his shoulder, wrist and probably his neck.
Bike was split in two and his helmet basically looks crushed.
As he's laying on the ground, screams in the background, blood/gas/oil dripping everywhere what is the FIRST THING HE DOES?
A. Call an...
Tasty lil 🍌 🍌 🍌 compared to the regular one.
Although, OBVIOUSLY slightly smaller.
Yes this one is ripe not green.
And heck yeah it was delicious 😋.
Just have to buy like 5 of these to make up one of the ones I'm used to.
Recently, not to nerd up on Bananas, but I learned there are over 1000 variations including 🟣 🍌 S!
Is it a pic of my dogs, French tip toenails or testicles?
Why you asking?
You German or some shit???
Possibly a Japanese Business Man???
(Gives a suspicious look)
Depends.
How much cash money you got player?
No... I'm talking about my outside lamps for my little house.
Old School, big and beautiful...Yes just like my testicles.
I collect things not to say I have this or that...Materialism...
This goes to all the males on this site...All 7 of you.
Yes even the British Guys... Especially the Brits.
I just discovered quite a few politicians, actors, artists and even scientists believe:
There are no physical differences between men and women...Wild huh?
That Men can get pregnant...Whaaaat?
And Women can have testicles and penises...Nigga What?
So please guys carry TWO condoms if...
My dog Fats and I were listening to some comedian and he started talking shit about 🌮 🔔 and it irritated me...Cus Fats and I LOVE Taco Bell.
I'm not pretending it's healthy, fresh or good for you, but Noodles will eat 3 beef Chalupas, 3 crunchy tacos, a Meximelt with a Baja Blast and be in Nirvana.
Yes it's Munchie Food made for potheads.
Yes the cheese is made of cheese flavored silica....
The Covid Scare...Everyone now knows it was all bullshit...Which is why every 2-3 weeks they try to scare you with some new virus...WHICH THEY MADE...But the rest? Silence.
All the Biden/Harris Lovers...Now that the winning team has changed now it's "Forget what I said before I'm now Team Trump!". Thought you said both those idiots were neither corrupt or stupid...They are WORSE THAN...
Daaaaaaamn.
That's how you know you're getting old...When ALL your porn is JUST pics of gardens, trees, rustic house ideas.
"What about that file you have there on your laptop called 'Hot Asian Midget Albino Pregnant Tranny Porn' Noodles???"
Oooooooooooh.
I must have been HACKED!
It's gotta be the Mossad!
I'm just sayin!
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