Noodles123

Noodles123 bir ses eklendi Goth Lifestyle
2026-07-03 13:30:26 -

Whenever
I need Industrial Winches, Metallic Roofs, Web Design, Fast Emergency Repair for Boilers in Edmonton, a good price on a Pakastaian Ambulance Stretchers etc first place I look at is HeyFreaks.com It's like the Angi's List of the Goth World! Need rinoplasty in Dubai? HeyFreaks has you covered! Need a quote of an ore digging machine from China? HeyFreaks has you covered! Need...

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Noodles123 bir ses eklendi Beauty & Self-Care
2026-07-02 13:42:32 -

How I Know The Country Is Healing
A few months ago some illegal MALE died on the subway in NYC, some OTHER illegal instead of calling 911 or even robbing him decided to have sex with the corpse first instead. Cultural Richness for all you bigots! I mean what would you do if you found a corpse on the R Train late at night? Anyways, dude got caught cus his son recognized him and made him turn himself in. So of course I went to...

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Noodles123 bir ses eklendi Creative Writing & Poetry
2026-07-02 12:58:08 -

I Had Another WEIRD Dream! >=(
I dreamt I was like a super in a semi nice modern building and I had plumbing issues with one of the bathroom pipes, that ended up busting and a bunch of apprentice plumbers fixed it and I gave them $70 for pizza. What in the fuck is going on? Why is it all my dreams are basically shit jobs? Am I teleporting to other dimensions where I'm a cook, waiter or building super or other Blue...

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Noodles123 bir ses eklendi Occult & Spirituality
2026-07-01 18:29:05 -

Damn It >=(
I did it again. No not that! I meant ate greasy again, late at night...I made some picadillo tacos with raisins. Mmmmmmmmm delicious! Then around 2am had the most vivid dreams...I was waiting tables at some chicken joint, I was new and didn't know the menu and after their order I was really late with the food or drinks for a table. For those who have bartended or waited tables THEY KNOW...

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Noodles123 bir ses eklendi Goth Lifestyle
2026-06-29 14:07:49 -

Real Reason I Want To Be Rich
"Is it for Yayo and Whores Noodles?" No. "Is it to run your charity halfway home for runaway midgets and women of loose morals and no STDs?" Of course NOT! It's to be able to buy a bunch of these Mosquito Laser Defense Systems. Like if I'm Jerusalem and the mosquitoes are Hamas and Hezbollah Missiles and the laser thing is the Iron Done we American Taxpayers pay shekels for the people...

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Noodles123 bir ses eklendi Underground Culture
2026-06-26 23:37:13 -

Recently
I stopped all online fuckery, tv, playing with my phone Sunday-Thursday after 6pm. Also no gummies except on Friday and Saturday. Annnnnd I got so much done these past 2 weeks! It's wild to see how much we become desensitized by overloading our senses daily. First week was rough...I was literally jonesing for my phone to scroll, play soduko, look up some bullshit: "Who was the 4th Marx Brother?...

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Noodles123 bir ses eklendi Occult & Spirituality
2026-06-23 22:35:17 -

Sniffles
Anyone get the sniffles and get ravenous hungry? Cus I would fuck up a 16 piece KFC bucket family meal right now. Like some sort of caveman, howling at the moon, while eating both a Crispy and Original chicken leg, then adding honey to my buttered biscuit. Which oddly enough was my stage name: Buttered Biscuits What??? School loans have to get paid! Would I be naked as I ate the fried...

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Noodles123 bir ses eklendi Creative Writing & Poetry
2026-06-21 21:32:30 -

Sooooooooo
It's hilariously funny AND sad how accurate this meme is. 😆

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Noodles123 bir ses eklendi Creative Writing & Poetry
2026-06-18 20:58:00 -

If I Was NonBinary..
I would call myself: Gender Jones and if you said anything I'd call you a bigot >=( Yes I'm drunk in a bar watching Switzerland vs. Bosnia Herzegovina. But that's neither here nor there. Bigot.

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Noodles123 bir ses eklendi Music & Bands
2026-06-17 13:49:40 -

Here's What I Looked Like
After 9 days of terrible Costa Rican Cuisine and being unable to use the restroom. Although to be fair, I didn't have their seafood and I had heard their fish was good. But being everything they said about Costa Rica was wrong, it probably was bullshit. Annnnd no fried banana chips do not count as a substitute for tortillas...EVER. Their bread could be used as a weapon. (Pause) Against...

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