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Off the normal road making my own path.
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  • Hayatımızda Merida
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  • Male
  • In a relationship
  • 05/30/1971
  • Ardından: 4 people
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  • Who I'd like to meet:
    Like minded people who can see the Old World END and the terrifying New World BEGIN.

    It's going to be wild!
  • Vibe:
    🧸 Alt Kawaii
  • Music:
    Anything except jazz, polka and any Mexican music with a tuba.

    Cus fuck tubas.
  • Movies/TV:
    Yes.

    Does porn count?

    Asking for a friend.
  • Books:
    Any and old classics, that I'm building a library with.

    No I don't have any midget erotica.

    Yet.
  • Heroes:
    Very few.
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  • So Where Can I Buy One?
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  • Me in 1981
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  • Just Noticed
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  • I Was Today Years Old
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  • What Noodles Says
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