Off the normal road making my own path.
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Lives in Merida
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From SD
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Male
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In a relationship
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05/30/1971
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Followed by 4 people
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Who I'd like to meet:
Like minded people who can see the Old World END and the terrifying New World BEGIN.
It's going to be wild! -
Vibe:
🧸 Alt Kawaii -
Music:
Anything except jazz, polka and any Mexican music with a tuba.
Cus fuck tubas. -
Movies/TV:
Yes.
Does porn count?
Asking for a friend. -
Books:
Any and old classics, that I'm building a library with.
No I don't have any midget erotica.
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Heroes:
Very few.
Recent Updates
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How I Would PracticeKissing a girl using just a wall. Just wait till I show that wall what 3rd Base is!1 Comments 0 Shares 101 ViewsPlease log in to like, share and comment!
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My Deepest ShameNo...Not that thing with the Dwarves...Don't judge me! Years ago, my Girlie bought me some cool ass handmade kitchen knives for when I wanted to act all fancy while I cooked and call myself "Chef Noodles." But recently...(Looks around suspiciously)...I've started (Starts whispering) I've been using Kitchen Sissors. Oh the shame! But they cut meat so fucking well without the mess! ...0 Comments 0 Shares 99 Views
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How I Would LookIf I was single and you were a female shopping at Costco and you caught my eye. (You looking at the 37 lbs box of Shitake Mushrooms or the feminine product box with 2000 Tampons) "Hey girl. You looking good, wanna grab a Hot Dog and Soda after this? I got a coupon." If she plays her cards right, I might get her the giant Chocolate chip cookie. What??? I'm just sayin'. What???0 Comments 0 Shares 77 Views
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FINALLY!Netflix making the kind of movies we all want to watch! I mean just yesterday I was wondering to myself: "Noodles when will Netflix make a Tranny Argentine Coal Miner movie?" "Soon Noodles soon."-I answered myself. Who in da fuck is writing the plotlines for this Timeline??? It's just getting ridiculous. Next thing you know the Left will try telling me Beethoven, the Vikings and the English...0 Comments 0 Shares 280 Views1
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All right Ladies and Gents!
Anté up!
Who shot up Brown University?All right Ladies and Gents! Anté up! Who shot up Brown University?010115 Comments 0 Shares 227 Views -
No Thanks...I'm Going To Pass On ThatSo somehow the geniuses at FIFA decided to hold the 2026 World Cup in Mexico...Because why not? Just because we have 15 out of the 50 most violent cities in the world and to be honest the numbers are probably TWICE as bad. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_cities_by_homicide_rate I for a fact know that about 26 people a day die or disappear in TJ a couple of years ago...So these numbers...3 Comments 0 Shares 301 Views
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Why So Many People Are AloneI don't think I've ever seen an era when so many people around me or known to me are so alone. Single here, single there, single everywhere. How is that even possible? A large percentage are SUPPOSEDLY looking for the same thing no? Someone cool, fun to be with, talk, go out with, throw in some sex and all is good. Nothing wild or out of the realm of possibility...Simple Jack Shit. Basically...0 Comments 0 Shares 256 Views
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Whatcha Think?When Social Media began in late 1990's people weren't such sociopaths, liars or even open psychopaths. There was some lying, but NOTHING like today, where NOW you don't even know if you're talking to a female...A male pretending to be female or an A.I. Chatbot to get clicks. Most I was lied to when I was younger and dating was lying about how many actual children they had or that they were...0 Comments 0 Shares 270 Views
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NeverThought of myself as some sort of Environmentalist. In the sense of living like some sort of hippie, growing crops, chickens, making Hobo Chili, listening to Pink Floyd at the same time as the 1939 Wizard of Oz film. Yet here I am. Talking about "The Man" and "The System." Next up wearing Tie Dye clothing, Birkenstocks and becoming Vegan...While playing my Ukulele... Possibly sunning my asshole...2 Comments 0 Shares 352 Views
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Just For Shits & GigglesI followed a story about some illegal that got the dogs put on him while resisting arrest by ICE. The story came from BlueSky the Liberal Social Media annnnd after peeking at the site for 3 minutes? 1. I started my period 2. Almost became trans 3. Suddenly learned all the lyrics to ANY Lady Gaga song...In the past, present and future. I know 80% of the comments on there...4 Comments 0 Shares 321 Views
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