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    What We All Learned in (1) of (4) Trump Trials
    Scott Adams   @ScottAdamsSays   91 indictments, and all I will remember is Trump has golden nail clippers in his toiletry bag and he once fucked a porn star so hard she blacked out.   That's who I want negotiating with Putin.    
    By Noodles123 2024-05-09 17:16:52 0 24
    50-50
    No not 51-50...That's something else. Anyways, a year ago, I bought a steam pot and 72 big ass mason jars to try my luck at prepping meat/food long term without a fridge. I made a beef shepard stew with garlic, salt and onions for flavor...I chopped in some carrots, tomatoes and potatoes to boot. Been on my chopping table for that time in high heat year round. Today I cautiously popped open the jar, thinking it would stink my house up it it had spoiled. Nope.  Came out just fine. Ate...
    By Noodles123 2024-05-07 17:58:38 0 26
    Recently It's Got Very Hot In Hea
    Now I live in Yucatan now...No bullshit and when I first got here there were about 1.2 million people here. Well several idiots blew up the place by putting it on the Top 10 Places to retire and the population has exploded...I figure we're closing on 1.4 now. Full of happy Canadians, grumpy Americans and even GRUMPIER Europeans. Which means less resources for more people...Now Yucatan has a HUGE natrual underwater system, but if you don't have a well with an electric pump, THEN you end up...
    By Noodles123 2024-05-05 02:56:34 0 42
    Pure Lies!
    Noodles did you eat an ENTIRE Large Pan Pizza with 4 ingredients while watching Netflix with your dog last night? "Hell to the No!"-Yelled an angry and insulted Noodles at the accusation. Paaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaauuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuse (In a soft murmur)  "I saved 2 small slices."  
    By Noodles123 2024-01-26 14:54:39 0 397
    Brazilian Lime Milk?
    So saw something on YouTube about it and since I had milk, sugar, limes and a blender I said fuck it! 2 chopped up limes 3 cups of milk 1 cup of water 1 cup of sugar...I used "Brown Sugar" which coicidently is my Stage Name. Blended then strained and poured over ice and? Deeeeeeeeelicious! Pretty damn good and easy to make.
    By Noodles123 2023-12-15 15:55:02 0 396
    Noodles! You're Crazy! >=(
    "They are NOT trying to poison us or make us drink sewer water or eat bugs!" (For context Tyson is the: SECOND LARGEST FOOD PROCESSOR IN THE WORLD) Back in October...Never even heard about the deal and I ususally keep an ear for that.
    By Noodles123 2023-12-12 03:55:47 3 385
    Sweet Jesus.
    They just opened up ANOTHER snack shop next to me. There are SIX snack shops within half a block of me. Crepes, burgers, shakes, ice cream store, spicy Tostilocos, nachos, hot dogs and even street style ramen soups etc etc. Noodles will weigh 647 lbs by 2025...If we make it past the Big Collapse of course. They better not run out of Tostilocos!  >=( The pic is what they look like...Chips, chili, Japanese nuts, hot buttered corn, Salvadorean Cream etc etc.  
    By Noodles123 2023-12-03 03:20:49 3 440
    Hey Freaks!
    Remember when Noodles said the IDF and mossad ALLOWED the Hamas attack to happen to allow them to drain Gaza, kill Pals, take over the land and dump them off in the US and the EU and everyone rolled their eyes yet again at my anti-semitic comments? Well Noodles was correct again: "Israeli officials obtained Hamas’s battle plan for the Oct. 7 terrorist attack more than a year before it happened, documents, emails and interviews show. But Israeli military and intelligence officials...
    By Noodles123 2023-12-01 18:29:38 0 405
    Bah Humbug!
    Just discovered Shein which is like the Cool Brother to Wish for straight silly knick knacks...But they do have some cool things though. Trying not to peek at the site because there's a bunch of shit that looks cool. Anyways, been super busy lately trying to set up some things, which I will show ONCE I DO THEM. I'm super excited for what's to come...Hopefully.  
    By Noodles123 2023-11-30 17:17:26 5 433
    Fasting update
    Since my first update, I've went from a water fast to 21 to 24 hour fasting meaning I eat ever other day (I guess). I stopped water fasting because I needed money for gas and parking at university so, I'd donate plasma, meaning I had to eat. Now that I have that under control I can go back to water fasting but, right now I just eat once every 24 to 21 hours. At first I was a hungry but, my body has adapted and I feel pretty good now, sometimes I'm not really interested in eating much of...
    By Bigscarymunster 2023-10-27 21:08:00 7 463
    Sometimes It Be Like Dat
    Who will pay for his cocaine that his giant nose snorts? I mean you can't expect him to pay it out of the BILLIONS he embezelled! That's his!
    By Noodles123 2023-10-12 05:35:43 1 407
    Whatsa Matta You?
    So woke up all relaxed...I had cleaned my house, packed my bags, packed my dogs bags and had my passport ready. Went to print my ticket for tomorrow and it was dated for OCTOBER 12 of 2024. WTF? Firstly, I know I didn't do that, nor do most airlines allow you to book a flight 15 months ahead of the flight, because I bought it a few months back. But ever talk to customer service and it's Janice from Texas but sounds like Abu from Calcutta? So explained it, but honestly lady was just not going...
    By Noodles123 2023-10-11 18:57:22 0 564
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