Asking for a friend.

So had some extra time decided to open up a stand to sell my Ceviche, Norteño Tacos and Hot Dogs. I sold all the 🌭 🌭 🌭 🌭 🌭 but no 🐟 or 🌮 🌮 🌮. But I looked good doing it. So I took the meat home and my fat dogs and I are eating sirloin then...Fuck it.  😆 

So arrived in San Francisco on Wednesday and we stayed in Pacifica. What's in Pacifica Noodles? Besides incredible ocean views, Nick's (An old mafia restaurant with amazing food and live music)...It has a Taco Bell Cantina 50 feet from the crashing waves. Inside they have a secret menu and it's one of very few Taco Bell's with a liquor license. I had a double whiskey Baja Blast with my Chalupas at almost midnight! Sounds childish I know, but I LOVED IT. Especially, since a major storm was...

And delicious! 🤤 

With Hatian Cuisine!  🐱🐶🐰🐴🐀🦆

Did some very light Noodles grocery shopping yesterday.  All this was $30.63 in pesos in Yucatan Mexico. Used to be about $25 or less a year ago, but NOT COMPLAINING. In my old area near Sacramento, shopping for it at Walmart, I average it at about $63-$75. It's STILL not as bad as I've been saying it's going to get either. I'm NOT as crazy, nor as wrong as many of you think. Go down my predictions and you'll see I'm on point about most things, while others are still to come.  We...

🐔 + 🌮s = ☺️ Final result? 🍆💦 I'm just sayin.

Almost done with my wall and gate. Having a metal gate made: 9' X 15' wide to enclose it. Last part of the wall is being completed this week, had to let it stay like that to allow the material trucks accesss. I had a THIRD of an acre enclosed in a 16" thick STONE wall that is 9' high. I had a 1900 ft warehouse contructed with a full bathroom. Now it's time for the hard part...The house. I worked in construction when I was a kid, but let's be honest...None of that got me ready for the project...

Scott Adams   @ScottAdamsSays   91 indictments, and all I will remember is Trump has golden nail clippers in his toiletry bag and he once fucked a porn star so hard she blacked out.   That's who I want negotiating with Putin.    

No not 51-50...That's something else. Anyways, a year ago, I bought a steam pot and 72 big ass mason jars to try my luck at prepping meat/food long term without a fridge. I made a beef shepard stew with garlic, salt and onions for flavor...I chopped in some carrots, tomatoes and potatoes to boot. Been on my chopping table for that time in high heat year round. Today I cautiously popped open the jar, thinking it would stink my house up it it had spoiled. Nope.  Came out just fine. Ate...

Now I live in Yucatan now...No bullshit and when I first got here there were about 1.2 million people here. Well several idiots blew up the place by putting it on the Top 10 Places to retire and the population has exploded...I figure we're closing on 1.4 now. Full of happy Canadians, grumpy Americans and even GRUMPIER Europeans. Which means less resources for more people...Now Yucatan has a HUGE natrual underwater system, but if you don't have a well with an electric pump, THEN you end up...

Noodles did you eat an ENTIRE Large Pan Pizza with 4 ingredients while watching Netflix with your dog last night? "Hell to the No!"-Yelled an angry and insulted Noodles at the accusation. Paaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaauuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuse (In a soft murmur)  "I saved 2 small slices."  

So saw something on YouTube about it and since I had milk, sugar, limes and a blender I said fuck it! 2 chopped up limes 3 cups of milk 1 cup of water 1 cup of sugar...I used "Brown Sugar" which coicidently is my Stage Name. Blended then strained and poured over ice and? Deeeeeeeeelicious! Pretty damn good and easy to make.

"They are NOT trying to poison us or make us drink sewer water or eat bugs!" (For context Tyson is the: SECOND LARGEST FOOD PROCESSOR IN THE WORLD) Back in October...Never even heard about the deal and I ususally keep an ear for that.

They just opened up ANOTHER snack shop next to me. There are SIX snack shops within half a block of me. Crepes, burgers, shakes, ice cream store, spicy Tostilocos, nachos, hot dogs and even street style ramen soups etc etc. Noodles will weigh 647 lbs by 2025...If we make it past the Big Collapse of course. They better not run out of Tostilocos!  >=( The pic is what they look like...Chips, chili, Japanese nuts, hot buttered corn, Salvadorean Cream etc etc.