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    Pure Lies!
    Noodles did you eat an ENTIRE Large Pan Pizza with 4 ingredients while watching Netflix with your dog last night? "Hell to the No!"-Yelled an angry and insulted Noodles at the accusation. Paaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaauuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuse (In a soft murmur)  "I saved 2 small slices."  
    By Noodles123 2024-01-26 14:54:39 0 293
    Brazilian Lime Milk?
    So saw something on YouTube about it and since I had milk, sugar, limes and a blender I said fuck it! 2 chopped up limes 3 cups of milk 1 cup of water 1 cup of sugar...I used "Brown Sugar" which coicidently is my Stage Name. Blended then strained and poured over ice and? Deeeeeeeeelicious! Pretty damn good and easy to make.
    By Noodles123 2023-12-15 15:55:02 0 313
    Noodles! You're Crazy! >=(
    "They are NOT trying to poison us or make us drink sewer water or eat bugs!" (For context Tyson is the: SECOND LARGEST FOOD PROCESSOR IN THE WORLD) Back in October...Never even heard about the deal and I ususally keep an ear for that.
    By Noodles123 2023-12-12 03:55:47 3 307
    Sweet Jesus.
    They just opened up ANOTHER snack shop next to me. There are SIX snack shops within half a block of me. Crepes, burgers, shakes, ice cream store, spicy Tostilocos, nachos, hot dogs and even street style ramen soups etc etc. Noodles will weigh 647 lbs by 2025...If we make it past the Big Collapse of course. They better not run out of Tostilocos!  >=( The pic is what they look like...Chips, chili, Japanese nuts, hot buttered corn, Salvadorean Cream etc etc.  
    By Noodles123 2023-12-03 03:20:49 3 349
    Hey Freaks!
    Remember when Noodles said the IDF and mossad ALLOWED the Hamas attack to happen to allow them to drain Gaza, kill Pals, take over the land and dump them off in the US and the EU and everyone rolled their eyes yet again at my anti-semitic comments? Well Noodles was correct again: "Israeli officials obtained Hamas’s battle plan for the Oct. 7 terrorist attack more than a year before it happened, documents, emails and interviews show. But Israeli military and intelligence officials...
    By Noodles123 2023-12-01 18:29:38 0 345
    Bah Humbug!
    Just discovered Shein which is like the Cool Brother to Wish for straight silly knick knacks...But they do have some cool things though. Trying not to peek at the site because there's a bunch of shit that looks cool. Anyways, been super busy lately trying to set up some things, which I will show ONCE I DO THEM. I'm super excited for what's to come...Hopefully.  
    By Noodles123 2023-11-30 17:17:26 5 308
    Fasting update
    Since my first update, I've went from a water fast to 21 to 24 hour fasting meaning I eat ever other day (I guess). I stopped water fasting because I needed money for gas and parking at university so, I'd donate plasma, meaning I had to eat. Now that I have that under control I can go back to water fasting but, right now I just eat once every 24 to 21 hours. At first I was a hungry but, my body has adapted and I feel pretty good now, sometimes I'm not really interested in eating much of...
    By Bigscarymunster 2023-10-27 21:08:00 7 395
    Sometimes It Be Like Dat
    Who will pay for his cocaine that his giant nose snorts? I mean you can't expect him to pay it out of the BILLIONS he embezelled! That's his!
    By Noodles123 2023-10-12 05:35:43 1 343
    Whatsa Matta You?
    So woke up all relaxed...I had cleaned my house, packed my bags, packed my dogs bags and had my passport ready. Went to print my ticket for tomorrow and it was dated for OCTOBER 12 of 2024. WTF? Firstly, I know I didn't do that, nor do most airlines allow you to book a flight 15 months ahead of the flight, because I bought it a few months back. But ever talk to customer service and it's Janice from Texas but sounds like Abu from Calcutta? So explained it, but honestly lady was just not going...
    By Noodles123 2023-10-11 18:57:22 0 498
    Whoa! Not Going To Make It!
    On hour 24 of my 72 hour fast and I'm huuuuuungry! I deforsted things, but I can't eat them till Wednesday at 12:03am. Grumble Grumble Grumble Wednesday at 12:03 am, I am going to eat a big fat juicy burger with 4 slices of cheese! Don't judge me! This is what I dream of...But with Sriacha Mayo and crisp tomatoes and pickles. I would marry that cheeseburger, then smear it on my chest and slowly eat it while laying on my bed watching Netflix in the nude...With long black soccer stockings....
    By Noodles123 2023-10-02 06:44:51 2 445
    So During The McMansion Years
    About 1995-2010, I told everyone that they were setting us up to live in tiny apartment/houses/pods. To try to sell you on that living in a van or a tree was cool etc. That their plan was to cut off all resources from the average person, where you eat synthetic food, drink purified sewage water, where you are not allowed to travel, have a car, where they can cut your food, fuel and energy supplies or your access to stores or even your own money. And they now do. They can freeze your accounts,...
    By Noodles123 2023-09-29 18:35:36 0 417
    Saw A Blog I Wrote 2+ Years Ago
    About the Covid Lockdown and how keeping kids out of school would cause mental, physical and educational issues. How it would destroy will power, drive and ability to presevere annnnnnnnnnnnnd how it would destroy the economy, jobs and the metal stability of the country. How soon food, fuel, energy and basics would eat allllllllllllll our money up as Inflation would Spike. This was BEFORE it all kicked off, this was BEFORE Inflation spiked up and people looked at me like I was stupid or...
    By Noodles123 2023-09-28 16:24:45 0 439
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