This Is Just Terrible
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    What Grinds My Gears III
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    In My Humble Noodle Opinion
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    Noodles!!! >=(
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    By Noodles123 2023-09-02 18:31:24 0 96
    "Nemesis - Boardgame" small Review...
    Was playing the first round of Nemesis with a friend and it was super fun. We had to make a loonngggg 10 hour brake but that didn't stopped us from our Main Mission. Explore the Abandoned Spaceship Sneaking arround the Abandoned Vessel, trying not to make toooo much noises. Was a great starter, also heading towards the engine rooms to make sure we have power to fly back home to earth. Oh yeah and we have to get allll on top of the ship to make sure the coordinates are set. Also maintaining...
    By InfernalHate 2023-09-02 08:50:59 0 74
    Was talking to my girl about some raviolis I made last night. How I boiled them, drained them, then fried them in butter and minced garlic...Then made Texas Toast with garlic, melted monterey jack cheese and parmesan cheese. She asked "How much Monterey Cheese did you did you put on the bread?" I answered "Just thin slices." She replied "Was it reeeeeeaaalllly thin slices?" And I was insulted, sad and bewildered! Then I remembered I cut some fat ass slices...Like at least half inch thick. But...
    By Noodles123 2023-08-22 07:31:59 2 73
    Adam/Borovan is a grumpy old man who probably hates you! Good thing Dominc Law owns neopets now!
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    By hydro 2023-08-14 03:15:43 2 111
    Good Day =)
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    Hmmmmmm. Interesting.
    The UK government quietly released the official figures for Covid deaths in 2022. The data reveals that the triple+ vaccinated population accounted for 92% of Covid-19 deaths throughout the entirety of 2022. The figures also show that 9 in every 10 Covid deaths in England over the past two years had received three or more of the shots. On the 21st of February 2023, the Office for National Statistics (ONS), a UK Government agency, quietly published data on deaths by vaccination status in...
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    FINALLY! Classes Kids Really Need!
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    By Noodles123 2023-07-31 06:13:15 1 124
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