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    Oh Noes!
    How dare you!
    By Noodles123 2024-04-28 20:12:10 3 106
    Fuuuuuuck Yes
    I like my Xmas like my women. Pagan.
    By Noodles123 2023-12-23 03:17:43 0 357
    10 inconsequential things about me/you.
    Just for shits and giggles, post 10 inconsequential things about yourself. Here goes. 1. My favorite color is orange. Not bright orange, but burnt orange or rust orange. 2. I have a huge soft spot for animals, especially dogs. I like cats slightly less mostly because I'm allergic to them. 3. Toys that talk or move by themselves give me the creeps. Want to see every hair I have stand up straight? Put me in a room with one of these things. 4. I have been married for 4 years and my sisters ...
    By DevilOnYourShoulder 2023-10-31 15:04:16 0 428
    When It Rains It Pours
    I rarely have bad luck but I have been on a streak of it for the last 3 weeks or so and it has cost me...I figure between $6-$7 k. But fuck it. Nothing I can do...Just have to lay low till the storm passes. Annnnnnnd it doesn't involve my health, a death or an accident. There's different types of troubles and they all suck when they're serious, but nothing is worse than being stressed/anxious/depressed or seriously physically sick. Everything else will come to pass and even if things are bad...
    By Noodles123 2023-10-16 18:52:03 1 473
    Ladies! Please be Careful!
    Damn looks serious!
    By Noodles123 2023-10-16 08:34:34 1 488
    Guess Who Made $5.92 on X?
    Using my terrible opinions, racist remarks and ability to not listen to scientists, experts or Noble Prize winners I have made enough for a small plain coffee at starbucks and 20% tip. And this is with at least 2/3rds of my stuff being censored, shadowbanned and constantly being warned. I keep this up and after another 3 months I might have enough for a coffee and a donut! The Pearl is MINE!
    By Noodles123 2023-10-04 03:17:37 7 537
    This Is Just Terrible
    Remember that story about the jewish Middle School Teacher who quit because he kept being harrassed by some kid? Want to see the pic that pushed him over the edge? That made him go public and scream "Anti-Sematism!" at the top of his voice? Je-Sus! Grow a pair or learn how to verbally defend yourself using wit...If this is what it took to break you then EVERYTHING will break you.
    By Noodles123 2023-09-28 16:01:12 0 471
    Going To a Mexican Rodeo
    Tonight...My dog's vet has horses and I've been invited to sit with his family at the Charreada which is considered an honor so have to be on my best behavior tonight. Damn it. Anways, was walking my doggie and Jaime Foxx popped in my head and I was wondering why he STILL hadn't done enything in public, except really weird videos and things like wave from afar on a car or freind's boat etc. Kind of like that football player that died on the field, then like a few days later was waving at...
    By Noodles123 2023-09-16 22:56:14 0 523
    What Grinds My Gears III
    Why is gas CHEAPER in NYC than in California?  How is that fucking possible? Was on Twitter and there was a picture of some kids waiting for a Megaplex Convention and I swear out of maybe 50 people only ONE looked what I would call normal...They all looked odd...Non-healthy odd...A lot of young guys with breasts and lots of females that looked like they didn't like males...Made me a litle shocked...WTF has happened to our youth, that they are NOW shaped like 55 year old Jewish...
    By Noodles123 2023-09-15 06:52:38 1 531
    In My Humble Noodle Opinion
    Is that...(Pauuuuuuuuse)..This stupid bitch is...Errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrm...A stupid bitch. Something like 78% of blacks NATIONWIDE can't read or write at basic proficiency rates. We Hispanics are also dropping in graduation rates and test scores...Leading to more crime, poverty, bad health and bad choices. But this silly bitch is doing this? Imagine being 18 and needing help to fill out a job application at Jack in the Box. They are PURPOSELY making your children stupid, so that they will just...
    By Noodles123 2023-09-15 04:08:38 0 507
    Careful Guys!
    So watched some cute American white girl angry at all the gumpy white guys in Thailand with hot Thai girls. She was all mad...Even though she didn't want those guys. Sour Grapes. But on the real B...Watch out! Because their trans DO LOOK LIKE WOMEN...None walking with beer bellies in G-Strings or 6'4" with 5 O'Clock Shadows. But their Biological Women are still very gorgeous and feminine. That being said...What did the American chick expect? Sure they might want some money etc...But if you go...
    By Noodles123 2023-09-05 19:09:29 0 579
    Noodles!!! >=(
    Were you singing Madonna's "Erotic?" To put my hands all over your body? While making coffee this morning??? "Errrrrrm no...That's ridiculous!...Errrrrrrm. Mind your own business!"
    By Noodles123 2023-09-02 18:31:24 0 550
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