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    Went to an Urgent Care Type Clinic today to professionally wash my ears out since I'm around all sorts of construction materials and dirt while building...So I figured why not? Doctor checks me out, sticks a camera in my ear and allows me to see inside my ear canal to show me I'm perfectly clean. Cool...Cool. So he doesn't charge me anything, but the consultation. 70 pesos = $4.37 TOTAL. And it was a clean, nice place...Not like dude was in a mudhut, shaking chicken bones at me trying to read...
    By Noodles123 2024-05-01 23:29:42 0 59
    Just Saw Some Article annnnnd
    Haiti is a shit pit...Always plenty of poverty, murder, rape and robbery with a splash of revolution in the air. So where would some stupid blonde bitches go to party for some bridesmaid outing? Haiti of course. So now that it's collapsed they are asking for military help to get out? Niggah please. I'm usually super pro White People, but Jesus you fucks ALWAYS get yourselves in all sorts of stupid predicaments.  
    By Noodles123 2024-03-22 08:53:17 0 172
    What a Time To Live In!
    So obviously I'm a HUGE Conspiracy Quack, with some very odd, way-out beliefs that border on the insane with a dash of racism. Okay okay maybe more than a dash...You guys jewed me down on that. At least you weren't niggardly with your positive criticism. Just sayin' Anyways, IMAGINE living in a world which is ran by a Cabal of Mason Satanists who are trying to make you drink sewer water, eat crickets, drink roach milk, want you to think spreading dead grandma putrid water is fertilizer, sign...
    By Noodles123 2024-03-15 18:32:26 0 191
    I wouldn't fly Boeing
    All im saying is I wouldn't fly on the planes from the company that people who critcize its safety are getting disapeared and so are its videos..... https://www.msn.com/en-us/travel/news/boeing-unable-to-find-records-video-for-work-on-alaska-airlines-plane-that-suffered-door-plug-blowout-ntsb/ar-BB1jQZQ2
    By hydro 2024-03-14 14:58:51 0 176
    WE Never Got Cool Stuff Like This When I Went To School!
    Makes me totally wish my imaginary kids went to this school where obviously they care about the children. Why else would you have a bag of cartoon porn, 15 condoms and a WOODEN DILDO there in Grab Bags for Kids at a Junior High? I mean...It's not sexxual right? It's cus of gay rights and what not...For the children. The nurse who passed this out to children should not get her ass beat up and down the street at all...She's a hero to men who like cock in their asses! Totally not sexxualizing...
    By Noodles123 2024-02-22 14:59:07 1 153
    When I Was a Wee Noodles in the 70's and 80's
    I was taught in school to HATE the Europeans...ESPECIALLY the French and Spanish for all the things they did to my people in Mexico. They tried to tell me being Mestizo was a bad thing...(Native with European blood). But after looking into how most Northern Mexican Natives were, how CRUEL and EVIL the Aztecs were and how annoying the Mayans can be I long decided to say: "Fuck all that." I'm glad my European forefathers came, it was not easy, people suffered. but as a whole, Mexico which is my...
    By Noodles123 2024-01-28 19:16:35 0 239
    Between my yelling anti-sematic rants at pigeons, taking psychedalics and building something something in the jungles of the Yucatan Peninsula, I decided to go see a new Chiropractor. My neck was a little stiff and I felt like SOMETHING needed to popped. Went in and it was him and his father working that day, father pulled and stabilized my legs and son...Gently manipulated my neck and then suddenly SNAPPED that shit like a Slim Jim! I literally moaned in pain. Which reminded me of my High...
    By Noodles123 2023-12-21 16:29:47 4 354
    Oh Shit! A Wiki-Leaks File Drop!
    https://file.wikileaks.org/file/ Remember in all these years NO ONE HAS EVER SAID THAT ANYTHING WIKI-LEAKS PUT OUT WAS FAKE. NOT ONE SINGLE STORY. I guess fucking Steve Jobs died of HIV...Lol!  Good...Fuck that dude! Las Vegas Shooter may have been a FBI plant etc. Oh and John Podesta is a fucking Child Molestor...Like no one knew that already.  
    By Noodles123 2023-12-05 10:11:52 0 410
    White Lung Syndrome
    Ahhhh man now you Anti-Vaxxers got it coming!  This shit is going to hit you stupid conspiracy theorists HARD! LOL! (Someone whispers in my ear) What?  Its only happening in areas where people were FORCED to be vaccinated? and is predominately among the vaxxed? Not in poor countries with no vaccinations and terrible clean water areas? That can't be!  It's a beautifully sAfe AnD eFfEcTiVe CuRe! What?  It was specifically predicted by Pfizer as a PROBABLE side effect among...
    By Noodles123 2023-12-03 19:40:21 0 416
    Day 2
    Hormonal flux, the ebb and flow of biology, lunar in its waxing and waning, affects physiology in so many respects; as it turns out, hormones also affect one's brain. This shouldn't be surprising, as our brains are responsible for hormone regulation (specifically the hypothalamus and pituitary gland). The slightest disruption, such as stress or nutritional deficiency, can throw homestatic harmony into chaos and sap serotonin. I am used to chronic stress. It comes with the territory of trying...
    By Lady_Lazarus 2023-11-28 23:43:02 0 321
    Had A Wistful Thought
    "Was talking to my girl who totally exists...I swear! And no she's not made out of rubber!  That's digusting! (In a soft murmur):  It's more of a soft latex actually."   Anyways ww were talking about something that made me flash back to like 1983, when I was a wee Lil Noodles and we wore Mr. T T-Shirts...Real MIsft T-shirts not replicas or if you wanted to pretend to be super cool Sonic Youth or the classic Ramones T-Shirt, then run our asses home with our BattleStar...
    By Noodles123 2023-11-18 05:47:00 1 392
    100% Real
    Zelensky BEGGING for money...While trying to pretend they're still winning the war or can keep a Stalemate. This is SURREAL: https://x.com/aussiecossack/status/1721669284337008997?s=20 Whatever you say, don't say "jewish POS Leech" because that's anti-sematic. Promise me. Don't make me get stern. https://x.com/ReturnOfKappy/status/1720993572843872425?s=20  
    By Noodles123 2023-11-07 04:54:08 3 457
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