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    Now That's a Bunch of Bullshit
    So for like 3 out of the last 4 years, I've fought tooth and nail against the Vax. I continued working, not wearing a mask, not following lockdowns or curfews, I continued going to the beach, park and even the desert. The first 3 years, I blasted warnings, charts, studies, interviews and NIH/CDC/FDA documents incriminating them as poisoning VAXXERS. I was called a quack, was censored, blacklisted, shadow banned off many many many sites. However, in this last year it's been quiet...No more...
    By Noodles123 2024-12-01 16:57:58 0 163
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    Et Tu Brute'?
    So I have always loved Hugh Laurie, who plays the assholish Dr. House, he's a writer, musician, great actor and I remember him well from the BBC "Blackadder" series. No not that BBC!  Pervs!  No you can't look at my Search History! I mean, I accidently typed "Interracial BBC/Asian Midget Love Orgy." It was an accident! Annnnnnnnnyways, on the show he plays a very smart doctor who doesn't care about opinions; but instead relies on Pattern Recognition, to find out what disease a...
    By Noodles123 2024-06-27 23:22:54 0 439
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    Just Stop It Netflix! Stop It! >=(
    Lately ALMOST every movie made is a garbage repetition of the same plot formula or a remake which is just getting worse and worse even as the CGI gets better. Case in point, they are pushing a Beverly Hills Cop series with Eddie Murphy trying to be THAT guy again. Dude...You're my age...STOP dressing like you did at 21 back in like 1985. Stop trying to look young, accept that we aged, wrinkled, take care of yourself and all, but you'll never see Noodles walking around in a muscle shirt that...
    By Noodles123 2024-06-27 16:04:11 0 559
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    Fuck That Cop
    I was a LEO for over 2 decades and I am 100% ashamed of what the profession has become, where cops are now just footmen to enforce Vax Mandates, horse trample people who don't want faggot agenda in the schools, illegal immigration or lockdowns. Recently some ILLEGAL POS started stabbing people in Germany...A man then bravely jumped on the attacker to disarm him. A fucking German Cop then attacked the guy stopping the stabbing...Slamming the GOOD guy face down. LUCKILY that stupid cop got...
    By Noodles123 2024-06-02 14:42:01 0 445
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    Should I Be This Hard?
    Asking for a friend.
    By Noodles123 2024-06-02 01:30:48 0 416
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    So This One Washington District is 98% Vaxxed
    And since the Vaccine RollOut they now have a: 1,236% Increase in Deaths Due to strokes, clots and heart attacks. Probably ODs have a huge impact there too, let's be honest here: WHITE PEOPLE LOVE OPIATES WITH FENTANYL. Either way? Fuck it. Looked at the county King County and it's a shitpit of ACAB/ANTIFAS/DRUGGIES. Don't look to hard at the Crime Rates...They don't arrest or charge people in the Seattle Area...You now like Oakland, SF, LA, NYC, Chicago etc. I am 100% glad they're 98%...
    By Noodles123 2024-05-28 16:14:49 0 531
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    Damn.
    Went to an Urgent Care Type Clinic today to professionally wash my ears out since I'm around all sorts of construction materials and dirt while building...So I figured why not? Doctor checks me out, sticks a camera in my ear and allows me to see inside my ear canal to show me I'm perfectly clean. Cool...Cool. So he doesn't charge me anything, but the consultation. 70 pesos = $4.37 TOTAL. And it was a clean, nice place...Not like dude was in a mudhut, shaking chicken bones at me trying to read...
    By Noodles123 2024-05-01 23:29:42 0 434
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    Just Saw Some Article annnnnd
    Haiti is a shit pit...Always plenty of poverty, murder, rape and robbery with a splash of revolution in the air. So where would some stupid blonde bitches go to party for some bridesmaid outing? Haiti of course. So now that it's collapsed they are asking for military help to get out? Niggah please. I'm usually super pro White People, but Jesus you fucks ALWAYS get yourselves in all sorts of stupid predicaments.  
    By Noodles123 2024-03-22 08:53:17 0 511
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    What a Time To Live In!
    So obviously I'm a HUGE Conspiracy Quack, with some very odd, way-out beliefs that border on the insane with a dash of racism. Okay okay maybe more than a dash...You guys jewed me down on that. At least you weren't niggardly with your positive criticism. Just sayin' Anyways, IMAGINE living in a world which is ran by a Cabal of Mason Satanists who are trying to make you drink sewer water, eat crickets, drink roach milk, want you to think spreading dead grandma putrid water is fertilizer, sign...
    By Noodles123 2024-03-15 18:32:26 0 538
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    I wouldn't fly Boeing
    All im saying is I wouldn't fly on the planes from the company that people who critcize its safety are getting disapeared and so are its videos..... https://www.msn.com/en-us/travel/news/boeing-unable-to-find-records-video-for-work-on-alaska-airlines-plane-that-suffered-door-plug-blowout-ntsb/ar-BB1jQZQ2
    By hydro 2024-03-14 14:58:51 0 633
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    WE Never Got Cool Stuff Like This When I Went To School!
    Makes me totally wish my imaginary kids went to this school where obviously they care about the children. Why else would you have a bag of cartoon porn, 15 condoms and a WOODEN DILDO there in Grab Bags for Kids at a Junior High? I mean...It's not sexxual right? It's cus of gay rights and what not...For the children. The nurse who passed this out to children should not get her ass beat up and down the street at all...She's a hero to men who like cock in their asses! Totally not sexxualizing...
    By Noodles123 2024-02-22 14:59:07 1 431
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    When I Was a Wee Noodles in the 70's and 80's
    I was taught in school to HATE the Europeans...ESPECIALLY the French and Spanish for all the things they did to my people in Mexico. They tried to tell me being Mestizo was a bad thing...(Native with European blood). But after looking into how most Northern Mexican Natives were, how CRUEL and EVIL the Aztecs were and how annoying the Mayans can be I long decided to say: "Fuck all that." I'm glad my European forefathers came, it was not easy, people suffered. but as a whole, Mexico which is my...
    By Noodles123 2024-01-28 19:16:35 0 451
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    Sooooooooo
    Between my yelling anti-sematic rants at pigeons, taking psychedalics and building something something in the jungles of the Yucatan Peninsula, I decided to go see a new Chiropractor. My neck was a little stiff and I felt like SOMETHING needed to popped. Went in and it was him and his father working that day, father pulled and stabilized my legs and son...Gently manipulated my neck and then suddenly SNAPPED that shit like a Slim Jim! I literally moaned in pain. Which reminded me of my High...
    By Noodles123 2023-12-21 16:29:47 4 420
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    Oh Shit! A Wiki-Leaks File Drop!
    https://file.wikileaks.org/file/ Remember in all these years NO ONE HAS EVER SAID THAT ANYTHING WIKI-LEAKS PUT OUT WAS FAKE. NOT ONE SINGLE STORY. I guess fucking Steve Jobs died of HIV...Lol!  Good...Fuck that dude! Las Vegas Shooter may have been a FBI plant etc. Oh and John Podesta is a fucking Child Molestor...Like no one knew that already.  
    By Noodles123 2023-12-05 10:11:52 0 445
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    White Lung Syndrome
    Ahhhh man now you Anti-Vaxxers got it coming!  This shit is going to hit you stupid conspiracy theorists HARD! LOL! (Someone whispers in my ear) What?  Its only happening in areas where people were FORCED to be vaccinated? and is predominately among the vaxxed? Not in poor countries with no vaccinations and terrible clean water areas? That can't be!  It's a beautifully sAfe AnD eFfEcTiVe CuRe! What?  It was specifically predicted by Pfizer as a PROBABLE side effect among...
    By Noodles123 2023-12-03 19:40:21 0 449
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