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    Oh Shit! A Wiki-Leaks File Drop!
    https://file.wikileaks.org/file/ Remember in all these years NO ONE HAS EVER SAID THAT ANYTHING WIKI-LEAKS PUT OUT WAS FAKE. NOT ONE SINGLE STORY. I guess fucking Steve Jobs died of HIV...Lol!  Good...Fuck that dude! Las Vegas Shooter may have been a FBI plant etc. Oh and John Podesta is a fucking Child Molestor...Like no one knew that already.  
    By Noodles123 2023-12-05 10:11:52 0 36
    White Lung Syndrome
    Ahhhh man now you Anti-Vaxxers got it coming!  This shit is going to hit you stupid conspiracy theorists HARD! LOL! (Someone whispers in my ear) What?  Its only happening in areas where people were FORCED to be vaccinated? and is predominately among the vaxxed? Not in poor countries with no vaccinations and terrible clean water areas? That can't be!  It's a beautifully sAfe AnD eFfEcTiVe CuRe! What?  It was specifically predicted by Pfizer as a PROBABLE side effect among...
    By Noodles123 2023-12-03 19:40:21 0 40
    Day 2
    Hormonal flux, the ebb and flow of biology, lunar in its waxing and waning, affects physiology in so many respects; as it turns out, hormones also affect one's brain. This shouldn't be surprising, as our brains are responsible for hormone regulation (specifically the hypothalamus and pituitary gland). The slightest disruption, such as stress or nutritional deficiency, can throw homestatic harmony into chaos and sap serotonin. I am used to chronic stress. It comes with the territory of trying...
    By Lady_Lazarus 2023-11-28 23:43:02 0 21
    Had A Wistful Thought
    "Was talking to my girl who totally exists...I swear! And no she's not made out of rubber!  That's digusting! (In a soft murmur):  It's more of a soft latex actually."   Anyways ww were talking about something that made me flash back to like 1983, when I was a wee Lil Noodles and we wore Mr. T T-Shirts...Real MIsft T-shirts not replicas or if you wanted to pretend to be super cool Sonic Youth or the classic Ramones T-Shirt, then run our asses home with our BattleStar...
    By Noodles123 2023-11-18 05:47:00 1 107
    100% Real
    Zelensky BEGGING for money...While trying to pretend they're still winning the war or can keep a Stalemate. This is SURREAL: https://x.com/aussiecossack/status/1721669284337008997?s=20 Whatever you say, don't say "jewish POS Leech" because that's anti-sematic. Promise me. Don't make me get stern. https://x.com/ReturnOfKappy/status/1720993572843872425?s=20  
    By Noodles123 2023-11-07 04:54:08 3 140
    Guess Who's Being Followed By Oliver Anthony?
    Woke up, started drinking my coffee and noticed someone new was following me on Twitter/X. It said "Oliver Anthony" and I figured it was a parody account or guy with  similiar name, checked it out and nope, it appears it's the real deal. Odd...Cus my stuff on X is actually pretty "spicy." Annnnnnd just in case you're wondering...No not toning it down one iota...If he takes me off his friend list then it can't be helped, because I will not soften the message to keep PC just to keep...
    By Noodles123 2023-10-30 16:33:16 0 144
    So Went Out Last Night
    And on my way back home, I stopped off at Fancy Rich Kid Bar and the people were beautiful...Everyone was young, healthy, lean and all were like it was the Mexican Version of "Beverly Hills 90210." But it was loud as fuck so drank my mojito and kept on...I then stopped at a dive bar place mixxed with kids around the same age...Under 35 or so. Music and prices were awesome, but just about everyone looked and I'm not trying to be a dick or rude or exaggerate, but very heavy, unhealthy and not...
    By Noodles123 2023-10-07 18:16:31 3 215
    Crazy Madness
    So say 100 years ago the high end of society looked clean, thin, healthy, smart and could hold conversations about multiple subjects. NOW? In an age where bearded men walk in summer dresses, multimillionaire actors, athletes, singers and artists look homeless the new style is to be "GRUNGY" To appear to be poor with splatters of wealth. Look like shit, but have gold grill teeth. Drive a lambo, but have terrible face tats. Can't speak consise smart sentences, but instead own a mansion, while...
    By Noodles123 2023-09-26 20:07:51 0 248
    I've decided to fast (5 and a half hours in)
    After month of researching, looking up tips and finally buying fasting tablets and stuff with alot of electrolytes, I decided to do a 70 Day water fast, Idc if you think it's unhealthy. There have been PLENTY of people have done 100-day, 40-day, 60-day whatever water fasts. If I feel like death of course i'll quit but I have enough meat on my body to survive 70 days without food. IDK I just feel like food has become an addiction. We need to eat to survive but I've been overindulging and that...
    By Bigscarymunster 2023-09-26 02:24:19 9 236
    Hard To See
    So while I was relaxing on gummies, I had a flashback to when I was younger in my career and I didn't react the way I should have. It reminded me that we all have this vision of ourselves as "Smart, Strong, Good, Brave" etc. But sometimes we're IDIOTS, WEAK, BAD or even COWARDLY. It was hard to remember that, because it was a blow to my ego, but the truth is the truth even if it hurts. I had been taking inmates for lock-ups and we had to be in a sallyport with giant King Kong Gates...One...
    By Noodles123 2023-09-09 20:34:07 0 178
    It's Starting! =)
    BREAKING: Trudeau says we need to build resilient communities and learn from climate change 'near misses' and as weather gets more extreme, insurance will be more difficult to obtain. He says "It's quicker to LOCK THINGS DOWN then to build back better" and his govt has committed to a multi billion dollar mass transit and infrastructure program. https://twitter.com/govt_corrupt/status/1695171143060148523 Smart 15 Minute Cities will start in Canada, NZ, Australia, under the guise of...
    By Noodles123 2023-08-26 17:05:16 13 231
    This Silly Bitch
    I'm Mexican and we're not taking the blame for this silly refurbished AOC look a like. This idiot is making my people sound like we're woke...Bitch please...Stay your ass in L.A. https://www.nbcnews.com/pop-culture/rachel-zegler-viral-backlash-snow-white-disney-live-action-rcna99848  
    By Noodles123 2023-08-17 03:34:05 0 253
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