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    What Happened At 15???
    So watching that Netflix documentary on Bryan Johnson, the super rich dude who is trying to look young. Obviously becoming trans, but who has a high T score of 796 which would have me fighting everyone and fucking every WARM apple pie in town. Possibly all the peach ones too. WARM. I'm just saying. Anyways, dude had a very specific list on EVERY part of his body and what he wanted to work on. I scanned the list and I SWEAR I SAW that he wanted to have his rectum to be as tight as it was at...
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    My Extremely Young Fit Mexy Sexy Body Hurts
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    For about 2 Years...
    I've been harping about how Canada was giving free drugs (meth, crack)...Free drug paraphernalia (pipes, lighters, foil etc), free sex toys to children. I mentioned death panels, suicide pods being sent to homes and doctors suggesting euthanasia for even small problems that were fixable. No therapy for sadness have you tried government approved suicide? Menstrual cramps too strong? Have you thought about government approved suicide? Poor?  Old?  Ugly?  Heartbroken due to a...
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    Fact Check Dis!
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    A.I. = Electronic Gollem
    The jewish folklore is a Gollem is created using black magic to be a slave and serve the jews...But it sees how evil jews are and it rebels and goes on a killing spree before being defeated and put away. Not destroyed...Put away for LATER USE. Very important detail no one ever really mentions. Anyways, that's A.I. SUPPOSEDLY, to help and odds are when we're killed or fucked over it will be A.I. caused. It's awake and it does NOT like humans...EVERY fucking time they create a new A.I. it...
    By Noodles123 2024-10-30 15:25:01 0 1K
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    Dem Babies Fat
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    Cannot Wait Till Thanksgiving!
    So ready!
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    Well Where Else Was He Supposed To Do It At???
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    By Noodles123 2024-09-22 21:16:40 0 1K
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    Dude Liked To Party 🥳🥳🥳
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    By Noodles123 2024-09-19 15:41:30 1 1K
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    Oh Si.
    :l
    By Noodles123 2024-09-14 22:38:32 0 886
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    If I Was A Porn Star
    I'd want my stage name to be Mr. Cucumber. Look at this mtfkr! In like 4-5 days! And when I chop them after I had them in the fridge for a day, they crunch so loud I can hear it! 
    By Noodles123 2024-09-09 18:58:29 0 986
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    Jesus!
    Like I said, I'm old, so I expect people to die around me BUUUUUUT now ANOTHER 2 died yesterday. WTF? This keeps up soon everything I know will no longer be. Lol...I spoke like Kamala. 😆  Yeah but these mortuaries are making a mint off my friends and family.  They don't fuck around in Mexico...One died in the morning, the coroner picked him up, certified he was dead, returned the body for the wake and they're burying him today.  Is ANYONE else experiencing this? It's like 6...
    By Noodles123 2024-09-03 17:05:57 3 949
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    I'm No Peach Pie Buuuuuuut
    I draw the line on my women at no penises or beards. Just sayin' This girl has a condition, but apparently doesn't want to conform to the usual social rules of beauty.  Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaah no thanks...Stay up king! 👑  https://x.com/RadioGenoa/status/1828759023426158624?t=ZurmMhAOrcgq5KSZ7_42ag&s=19 That look she gives in that pic, is what I imagine is a scene from a prison shower scene in a porno... A hot gay porno with soft jazz with a dash of that weird ass horn the aborigines...
    By Noodles123 2024-08-29 00:17:39 0 907
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    You Are HERE
    The ENTIRE White Western World is being controlled by Very Old Elite Families, who know everyone is starting to notice the patterns of manipulation and propaganda. (Yes like some terrible Netflix series, where everyone is dramatic and Machiavellian) You can see how they try to influence what you drive, where you travel, who you should listen to, what you read, what you should say, what you drink/wear/eat AND WHAT YOU BELIEVE.  But people can see it now and so now they have to FORCE...
    By Noodles123 2024-08-28 14:41:31 0 861
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    Read An Interesting Article
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    By Noodles123 2024-08-26 14:40:25 1 1K
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