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My Darkest Addiction 😔

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Scat porn?

No.

Working as a Cam Boy for Japanese Business Men?

No.

Huffing Jenkem at all Jewish Holidays while playing with a dredel?

Shalom...No.

It's this Mexican Apple Cider.

OMG...I better start saving for insulin.

So worth it.

On a hot, humid day, coming in sweaty, my denim shirt opened to reveal my hairy chest and large muscular chest, slowly dripping sweat down to my bellybutton...My tight cowboy jeans snuggled against my taunt yet round ass as I took off my imaginary cowboy hat and wiped my brow with my favorite Scooby Doo bandana... It's got Shaggy on it too.

Then say something Mexican like "It's too caliente in aqui...I require tequila or algo to soothe my parched garganta."

Then I would unbuckle my "Mayor of Pountown" cowboy belt and a few of my jean's buttons, barely able to contain me.

Then I'd grab an ice cold glass bottle of Apple Cider and just drink, then look you straight in the eye and with a glint say "Hey sailor my eyes are up here."

Then slam the bottle on the table.

(Scene ends and curtain falls)

I'm just saying it's really good.

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