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Cus young males who don't know how to talk to women, who are cheap because they don't make alot of money, who don't exercise and are shaped like Grimace from McDonald's and who are probably having issues to get hard due to too much pot, porn, alcohol or psych meds are going to be buying totally Interactive Silicone Sex Dolls with A.I. Functions to make sweet sweet sweet love to.

Imagine a world where the ugliest fat dude with zero personality, can fuck a sex doll that looks, feels and sounds like whatever their fantasy looks like?

Bea Arthur?  Are you sure?  There's a Sydney Sweeny doll.

Kitty from "That 70's Show?" Shazam.

The Iranian Ayatollah Kumani from the 80's?  I guess too...Tad weird, but okay.

Betty from the Flintstones?  Errrrrm...Yeeeeeah... I'm more of a Jessica Rabbit type of guy.

Not that I would ever fuck a sex doll!

Ever!

(Nervous flop sweat dripping from my brow)

Ever!

No you can't look at my Search or Purchase History!

I must have been hacked!

All joking aside once the dolls come out, there will be plenty of men AND women being lost to A I WILLINGLY.

Cus men will swim an ocean for good pussy...Even if it's a manmade latex one from a factory in Beijing.

Incel/Introvert females will probably do the same with male dolls.

It's going to be wild!

I'm getting the Asian Zoey Deschanel doll.

(Pause)

For a friend!

No you can't talk to him to verify!  He's shy!

 

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