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    Damn Ladies Like That?
    In support of the 4B Movement, of not having sex with men who voted for Trump ROSIE O'DONNELL AND WOOPIE GOLDBERG have decided to stop fucking men. Ok. Isn't Rosie a lesbian? And WOOPIE literally did a commercial for adult diapers because she tends to PISS ON HERSELF. Soooooooooooo my question is: WHO WAS FUCKING THESE UGLY WEIRD BITCHES? I mean are times that hard for some men? Who was looking at Whoopie thinking: "Damn Whoopie looking so fuckable right NOW...If only she hadn't gone...
    Von Noodles123 2024-11-21 14:13:40 2 163
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    Halloween Pic 2024
    I looked terrible, but I loved it.
    Von Noodles123 2024-11-03 17:39:19 1 459
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    Sooooooooooo
    It's my off day, was watching some videos when one popped out on Blue Nile Loctus Tea 🍵 🍵 🍵 popped out on how the Egyptians used it as a psychedelic drug. Errrrrrrm...I have some... I'm fasting sooooooo let's see what happens. 🥳
    Von Noodles123 2024-09-22 17:16:05 2 568
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    🤔 si.
    Von Noodles123 2024-09-07 21:13:05 3 391
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    When Life Gives You 🍋 s
    I was doing my Sunday cleaning and was looking forward to taking a long cold shower and laying in my uber clean bed and cool fresh sheets. In the meantime, my 9 month old pup snuck in mud and bark. I get to my bed and it looks like some hippie homeless guy fucked the BlairWitch in my bed! Bark, leaf bits and dirt EVERYWHERE. 🤬 I angrily started cleaning the mess and started doing the same in my living room. Found some $$$ II had put away and forgot about.  So now I'm no longer mad. 🎅🏾👍🏾
    Von Noodles123 2024-09-01 22:51:58 3 423
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    Errrmmmm Checks Out
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    Von Noodles123 2024-08-08 01:48:34 0 350
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    Trillion Dollar Trickle
    Amount lost today in the stock market. I could explain how much capital was lost but why?  It's all being pocketed by those manipulating the market to crash AND TO START A WAR or cause riots to then impose strict laws that only are enforced when it benefits them. It's what happened in Germany...Most of the amazing companies were bought pennies on the dollar like Mercedes, BMW, IBM etc etc by the Elites. Stealing the work and companies from those who built it. These next few years will be...
    Von Noodles123 2024-08-06 04:06:34 2 406
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    Last Night
    Spent some time somewhere nice...Got lucky and got a corner room overlooking a beautiful avenue.  But the view from the Rooftop was JUST RIDICULOUS.
    Von Noodles123 2024-08-04 16:50:01 1 393
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    Noodles! >=(
    Are you in the middle of the Yucatan Jungle on a lawn chair, reading a book, drinking fresh pineapple juice, watching a Catapillar mine stone for your fence?  Maybe. Are you sunburnt? No. Maybe a little. Okay my torso feels like I put Sriracha on it after giving it a good scrub. But it doesn't hurt! (He screamed as tears rolled down his face and he sobbed) Okay maybe it does hurt a lil. But I ain't here for telling. 
    Von Noodles123 2024-01-15 19:31:40 0 379
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    Yesterday Was AWESOME!
    Got up early and went with my girlie to a couple of school meeting and to watch her teach (3) classes at (2) different universities. It was nice since I LOVE going to schools...Seriously...I have over 312 Semester units and attended 7 different schools after I graduated. I would happily go to universities and small colleges till the day I died, just learning things along the way. Between the two universities was a down period of about 4 hours, so we went to an Irish bar where I had a sweet...
    Von Noodles123 2023-10-25 22:02:30 2 373
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    When Racism Is Too Much for Breitbart
    Just saw an article on some giant nig nog attacking females because dude keeps on pretending to be a female to shower with them and show them his penis. So I was about to write what it is and apparently it was too much for Breitbart. Maybe if I had spelled it "Tiggers being Tiggers?" But alas they banned me =( We are unable to post your comment because you have been banned by Breitbart News Network. Find out more.
    Von Noodles123 2023-04-29 01:47:05 1 370
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    Could B3 Worse
    So my ✈️ to Sacramento had been changed 3 times in the last 2 months. Get to the 🛫 and they moved it from 11am to 2pm then to 6pm. So missed all my connections 😪.  But in fucking Mexico City for a night, with hotel and meals paid. 🌮 🌮 🌮s here I come. Literally if they're really good. What??? I'm just saying I like 🌮s. What a grown ass man can't enjoy tacos so much he cums? Stop kink shaming me! 😠  I don't say anything about you alls Midget Fetish!!! What?  That's my fetish? Oh...
    Von Noodles123 2023-03-30 03:23:04 1 375
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    Aldous Huxley Vs. George Orwell
    Just read an amazing article that blew me away...It broke down how both authors saw totalitarianism under two different ways but with the same result. Here's a video with the same points: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJEk7tSPgjI The basic point is George saw a dark future with through the use of censorship, arrest, pain and erasing of history and facts the evil ones would rule and control the masses. Huxley saw a future where through drugs, electronic gizmos and a deluge of information...
    Von Noodles123 2023-01-24 11:05:08 8 424
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Brainstormed Bullshit #3 - Aware Yet Clueless
Aware Yet Clueless.... Have you ever felt like you are aware of all things surrounding you? Have...
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This Is FASCINATING
Looking for some crime stats it took me to an Incel site where they were having that discussion....
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Just doing some reading on the SPIKE in mental illness among 35 and younger crowd. It's hilarious...
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Old Noodles Words Of Wisdom #2957630
So when I was younger I NEVER had medical insurance, life insurance, car insurance, dental...
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I worry about my cognitive capabilities...Because hey we all think we're fine and clever and then...
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