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I was doing my Sunday cleaning and was looking forward to taking a long cold shower and laying in my uber clean bed and cool fresh sheets.

In the meantime, my 9 month old pup snuck in mud and bark.

I get to my bed and it looks like some hippie homeless guy fucked the BlairWitch in my bed!

Bark, leaf bits and dirt EVERYWHERE.

🤬

I angrily started cleaning the mess and started doing the same in my living room.

Found some $$$ II had put away and forgot about. 

So now I'm no longer mad.

🎅🏾👍🏾

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