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    Nothing is Real...It's all a Psych Ops
    The more you look at any of our foundations of society:  Law and Order, Medicine, Education, Media, Social Media, News Media, Sports, Religion, Military etc etc etc you discover NOTHING is how it was told to you. I mean if it was just some lies I understand, but everything is made in a way to TRICK you into believing something that is a lie to affect your perception of reality. I'm not a child so I don't expect 100% truth, nor 50% but at this point EVERYTHING told to you from any Main...
    By Noodles123 2024-07-25 17:15:20 0 32
    We Still Pretending...?
    There isn't a Soft Coup right now to get rid of Biden and slide in a new puppet for the Elites? That signature on the resignation letter wasn't Biden's. That "Message" to Kamala during the rally was PREFVIOUSLY RECORDED and most likely A.I...Suddenly the motherfucker speaks clearly and doesn't stutter, pause or make any mistakes during his statement? That guy that ran up the stairs today wasn't Biden. We're living a Movie...Nothing is what you've been told it is and even those who don't know...
    By Noodles123 2024-07-24 04:48:57 1 39
    Possibly the Most Ingenious Comic EVER
    It hits on so many levels!
    By Noodles123 2024-06-25 16:49:08 1 148
    Look At What SF is Spending 5 Million Dollars a Year on
    The City of San Francisco is handing out shots of vodka, bottles of beer and glasses of wine to homeless alcoholics, as part of a $5m a year program. As part of the city’s “managed alcohol program,” alcoholic drinks are served by nurses to homeless people. Patients are assessed and served the equivalent of 1-2 alcoholic drinks up to four times a day. During Covid they had "Facilitators" who would put up homeless in 4 star hotels, bring them food alcohol AND ILLEGAL...
    By Noodles123 2024-05-11 14:48:41 1 272
    Sooooooooooooooooo
    Sometimes. Errrrrm. Many of the times. Errrrrm. EVERY SINGLE TIME, I often have some sort of weird story, historical fact, news article and when I share it almost always no one had ever even heard of it or was aware of it. And then I'm like "You dumb fucks!  Don't you see that this is going on or that is going on?" But then I remember a story I read how Google...USING COOKIES changes your algorythm of information. So if I'm into the Kooky Stuff it goes and gets that info for me...If you...
    By Noodles123 2024-05-07 15:38:37 0 205
    So The Senate Just Codified
    A Federal Law AGAINST hating Israel or even mentioning ANYTHING jews do or have done wrong. ZERO CRITICISM.  Do it! It will awaken people to RESEARCH, see and compare WHAT IS BEING SAID VERSUS WHAT IS ACTAULLY BEING DONE. We will see jews being hated and kicked out of multiple countries YET AGAIN FOR THE 110th Time! Think about it...They have been expelled, shunned and kicked out of 109 PRIOR countries or territories and somehow it's ALWAYS someone else's fault. Ever have that cousin or...
    By Noodles123 2024-05-02 22:05:13 0 207
    Changing History Through Omission
    Was watching some silly show yesterday "Your Pretty Face is Going to Hell." An Adult Swim comedy show about some demon working like some office worker in hell...It started in 2013, back then you could still make fun of pedos, gays, trans, blacks etc. It was a great time to be alive!  =) So in this one episode they did, which got me thinking of other great shows like "Strip Mall...Strangers with Candy...Upright Citizens Brigade..." which have now all disappeared, episodes been erased or...
    By Noodles123 2024-04-17 13:42:04 0 266
    Monkey Pox Part Deux
    So about 9 months ago there was a major break out of Monkey Pox which did not just affect the gay community at all you bigots! Out of the first 154 people who contacted it only 153 were men who fucked other men...(REAL NUMBER). So there...Nothing to see there! Not all were gays! At the time, they started trying to get everyone to take that vaccine Noodles said: "If you are NOT involved in disgusting gay orgies in Europe, with nasty Africans who fuck anything at Gay Festivals you'll be fine."...
    By Noodles123 2024-03-31 06:51:03 0 334
    Ya Ever Hang Out With "The Opposites?"
    People who ALWAYS wants something not on the menu? Then act all disappointed when it's not there? We go to a Chinese Place? "So you don't have burgers?" It's a fucking Chinese place...No they don't...If you wanted burgers you should have said something while we chose the place. We go to a fruit juice place. "So you don't have durian?"  (That disgusting fruit that smells like it's rotting) We are not in Indonesia or whatever mudhut village they get that shit from, how about choose among...
    By Noodles123 2024-03-10 14:12:32 3 417
    That Could Have Got Awkward
    So needed an electrician and called my landlord who sent one...He was giving me the info on the electrician and said goodbye. I thanked him and went to hit the "Thumbs Up" Emoji, but my thumb touched the "Kissy Face" Emoji. I noticed a milisecond before I sent it! I can imagine the scene afterwards unfolding if I had sent it...Like a Love Story for the ages! LL:  "Hey ...... I saw that "Kissy Face" you sent.  Errrm what's that about?  You coming on to me like I'm queer?"...
    By Noodles123 2024-02-20 00:38:01 2 289
    Fisting A La 1996
    When I was in my 20's I ran an office...I had the Boss's 19 year old daughter as my secretary and one day on my way to lunch out of the blue I yelled at her: "Karla!  Promise me you will NOT look up fisting!" She was all "What's that?" Noodles replied:  "Doesn't matter what it is...Just do not look it up!  Promise me!" She did and I went to lunch. Oddly enough still remember it: 5 Chicken Rolled Tacos, a Carne Asada Taco with a Medium Horchata...Cus that's what I ALWAYS...
    By Noodles123 2024-02-15 20:27:59 1 329
    Hmmmmmmm.
    So been trying to live my life with some more structure and had just reread the Bushido Code...So tried implementing it into my life. It's not what people say about being a "NICE" person because I'm not...It's about being a DISCIPLINED person. So it's not about sword skills etc...It's literally give 110% to whatever the task is. Don't make a good coffee, learn to make a God Damn GREAT Coffee. Don't just fold your clothes, FOLD THEM LIKE YOU WORKED AT THE GAP...IN JAPAN! Don't half-ass clean...
    By Noodles123 2023-12-17 18:15:07 2 494
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