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    Monkey Pox Part Deux
    So about 9 months ago there was a major break out of Monkey Pox which did not just affect the gay community at all you bigots! Out of the first 154 people who contacted it only 153 were men who fucked other men...(REAL NUMBER). So there...Nothing to see there! Not all were gays! At the time, they started trying to get everyone to take that vaccine Noodles said: "If you are NOT involved in disgusting gay orgies in Europe, with nasty Africans who fuck anything at Gay Festivals you'll be fine."...
    By Noodles123 2024-03-31 06:51:03 0 147
    Ya Ever Hang Out With "The Opposites?"
    People who ALWAYS wants something not on the menu? Then act all disappointed when it's not there? We go to a Chinese Place? "So you don't have burgers?" It's a fucking Chinese place...No they don't...If you wanted burgers you should have said something while we chose the place. We go to a fruit juice place. "So you don't have durian?"  (That disgusting fruit that smells like it's rotting) We are not in Indonesia or whatever mudhut village they get that shit from, how about choose among...
    By Noodles123 2024-03-10 14:12:32 3 130
    That Could Have Got Awkward
    So needed an electrician and called my landlord who sent one...He was giving me the info on the electrician and said goodbye. I thanked him and went to hit the "Thumbs Up" Emoji, but my thumb touched the "Kissy Face" Emoji. I noticed a milisecond before I sent it! I can imagine the scene afterwards unfolding if I had sent it...Like a Love Story for the ages! LL:  "Hey ...... I saw that "Kissy Face" you sent.  Errrm what's that about?  You coming on to me like I'm queer?"...
    By Noodles123 2024-02-20 00:38:01 2 103
    Fisting A La 1996
    When I was in my 20's I ran an office...I had the Boss's 19 year old daughter as my secretary and one day on my way to lunch out of the blue I yelled at her: "Karla!  Promise me you will NOT look up fisting!" She was all "What's that?" Noodles replied:  "Doesn't matter what it is...Just do not look it up!  Promise me!" She did and I went to lunch. Oddly enough still remember it: 5 Chicken Rolled Tacos, a Carne Asada Taco with a Medium Horchata...Cus that's what I ALWAYS...
    By Noodles123 2024-02-15 20:27:59 1 113
    Hmmmmmmm.
    So been trying to live my life with some more structure and had just reread the Bushido Code...So tried implementing it into my life. It's not what people say about being a "NICE" person because I'm not...It's about being a DISCIPLINED person. So it's not about sword skills etc...It's literally give 110% to whatever the task is. Don't make a good coffee, learn to make a God Damn GREAT Coffee. Don't just fold your clothes, FOLD THEM LIKE YOU WORKED AT THE GAP...IN JAPAN! Don't half-ass clean...
    By Noodles123 2023-12-17 18:15:07 2 331
    I Know Most Don't Believe Me
    But they're coming for all of you...They are going to make you into their slaves if you don't wake up. “Pfizer CEO explains Pfizer’s new tech to Davos crowd: ‘ingestible pills’ - a pill with a tiny chip that send a wireless signal to relevant authorities when the pharmaceutical has been digested. He also goes to add: ‘Imagine the compliance..." https://twitter.com/MAVERIC68078049/status/1736054011969855993 You will end up jabbed, poisoned by their food, water,...
    By Noodles123 2023-12-16 18:09:14 0 310
    Little Known Historical Facts
    Hitler not only was a talented artist and some say a generous lover, but a patron of the fine arts, as well as an avid reader of thought provoking literature. So much so that he became a huge fan of the Garfield Comic Strip in the 1920's, where he studied each comic for Hidden Masonic Meanings or messages from Odie, Pookie or Garfield himself. He once was quoted as saying "Without Garfield in my life I have NOTHING!" Then he went on to blame the jews for all of Dave's problems. Adolph served...
    By Noodles123 2023-12-16 07:05:37 1 349
    Someone Needs a Beat Down
    School Board Member Sworn In On Stack Of Gay Books Instead Of Bible I'm not even tripping on not wanting to use the bible, use a Quran or Torah, Constitution, or a book which holds value to you but INAPPROPRIATE books? While you are sworn in TO BE A MEMBER OF THE SCHOOL BOARD? For children??? I hope he gets his ass beat...For being a pedophilia pushing weirdo...Why would you libs elect human garbage like this? Was he wise and an excellent member of the team like Pete "I love Penis"...
    By Noodles123 2023-12-15 20:45:51 4 309
    Come On Costco! >=(
    So used to live 4 blocks from a Costco which was awesome for groceries and gas! But whenever Noodles ordered something big that they had to deliver they would AUTOMATICALLY bring it from Seattle. Noodles lived in Northern Cali...That's retarded. Noodles could understand if they didn't have it in the strore, but this was NEVER the case. Get here to Yucatan which is the main distributor in this humongus region and covers 3-4 countries. I see the mattress, they have like 10 king size Sealys...I...
    By Noodles123 2023-12-03 15:44:17 0 392
    Damn
    So went to a Ted Talk last night and as we were waiting for the Museum to open up for it, we walked the park, which had all these community program buildings: Art shops, multiple sports fields fully stocked with equipment and music center.  So we walked into the library which was very nice, but what blew me away was they had a wall of video games for every single system AND A BIG OLD SELF CHECK LAPTOP KIOSK MACHINE. They also had a cute snack shop that ran on the honor system...You took...
    By Noodles123 2023-10-20 17:48:50 1 423
    Quackery Review
    Found this delightful book of the brief history of the disturbing and unique ways people treated and healed themselves throughout history. The illistrations are detailed and it's straight to the point (as the title discribes) I suggest this book to add to your collection, to have as filler for your bookcase or just for some light reading. The book itself is a hardcover and I got it for the cheap price of $13 USD so it won't break the bank.**Only con I can think of is that the Bar Code is...
    By PhantomHost 2023-10-08 17:56:56 0 463
    Every Week
    Some White woman somewhere gets caught pretending to be Muslim, black, Hispanic, Asian, Indian etc. Somehow they are always a Professor on it, a politician obviously, part of the BLM or some Rainbow Coalition etc. AGAIN it's ALWAYS some White Woman. Then they pretend they didn't know they weren't. When I met my girl she gave me this book...Because when I mentioned it SHE DIDN'T BELIEVE ME THAT IT EXISTED. She never figured that Warren that silly bitch would not only pretend to be Native BUT...
    By Noodles123 2023-09-11 18:56:57 3 492
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