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    Some White woman somewhere gets caught pretending to be Muslim, black, Hispanic, Asian, Indian etc. Somehow they are always a Professor on it, a politician obviously, part of the BLM or some Rainbow Coalition etc. AGAIN it's ALWAYS some White Woman. Then they pretend they didn't know they weren't. When I met my girl she gave me this book...Because when I mentioned it SHE DIDN'T BELIEVE ME THAT IT EXISTED. She never figured that Warren that silly bitch would not only pretend to be Native BUT...
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    So For About a Decade...
    I've been saying that gays were going to get tired of trans and "queers" from being part of the lbgtqweriopsj$%^&*+ because and I'm being extremely serious: THAT'S WHERE ALL THE PERVERTS ARE HIDING Not all of course, nor are they all autistic although quite a few are. But if you want to see really weird men, who look like men, play dress up as women, wearing dog masks, pretending to be horses, or babies in diapers, or some sort of weird "I am a Pink Asexxual Financially Conservative...
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    With The Covid Vax Push Coming Soon Remember
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    So Had a Bad Nightmare
    Dreamt I was talking to a girl next to a semi-submerged car. As we were talking, we saw a lady in a small white car try to drive through the flooded road. Then something gave out from where the water was coming and you could see the current get really strong and pull the car...The girl jumped in to help the lady, but I saw her get sucked in and pulled out. I took a step back and the car I was next to got pulled, it sucked me in. Like those stories about whirlpools, I felt pulled to the deep...
    By Noodles123 2023-08-29 16:07:56 0 115
    NetFlix Has Gone Too Far!
    >=( They have to stop trying to black EVERYTHING up. Although TBH if this was on my que...I MIGHT watch it. In the nude, except for long black socks, eating slices of turkey ham off my chest along with some delicious sourdough bread with a dollop of Miracle Whip. What you don't like carbs? What? Just sayin'
    By Noodles123 2023-08-29 07:15:54 0 149
    Wellllll If...
    I was to change my moniker it would be to "Da Baby" yes like that rapper that killed that other jogger scholar in a Walmart in North Carolina...Certainly not be called what I was called in College...(Pause)...Kid VD. What? It was cus I gave great gifts on Valentine's Day! Je-Sus! What? I'm just sayin! "What about your penis Noodles?  What would you call him/her/zem/they?" I would call him "Rough Gentleman." Let me tell you ladies sumtin...Every man in the world who is straight NAMES his...
    By Noodles123 2023-08-20 06:47:58 0 77
    I Suddenly Realized
    That now that I have Twitter back...I can just post comments on mutiple people for laughs. Not even my usual weird, racist, mean, pessimistic stuff. Just like odd comments that make no sense. Oh baby! Snap!!!  
    By Noodles123 2023-08-16 22:26:28 0 96
    So WhatCha Trying To Say Noodles?
    The primary theme of Fahrenheit 451 is censorship. In Bradbury’s dystopia, burning books was the principal method of censorship, directed by the government, but generally supported by the masses. A form of self-censorship developed, as the dullards, intellectually lazy, and willfully ignorant, preferred books to be burned so they felt that would put them on a level playing field with the critical thinkers and intellectually curious minded. Fuckers are getting walked: Schools...
    By Noodles123 2023-07-26 08:02:53 0 172
    100% Curious
    On an average day I read about 15 news articles among a bunch of things. Obviously I read a lot of weird Consiracy things, but I also read Huffington Post, Mother Jones, CNN, MSN, ABC, CBS, NYT, LAT etc. I'm not just here listening to Alex Jones, masturbating with my feces, naked in a closet just wearing a tight Tin Foil Hat and Green Crocs...That's only on Wednesday. What? I'm just sayin' Anyhooooooo, as I'm reading the normal news, not some weird site...I see STRAIGHT MANIPULATION. Not only...
    By Noodles123 2023-07-24 18:22:47 1 160
    Southern Gothic Horror
    The Apocalypse is nigh. 
    By tombstyne1875 2023-07-23 11:06:44 0 97
    So There I was...
    Looking all good, trying on clothes when suddenly I heard. "Excuse me sir!  This is a Forever 21 and that's a young teen's tube top." I quickly gathered my Nazi Pamphlets, put on my Beige Chinos, my Jesus Sandal, black ankle socks and purple ruffled tuxedo shirt and left. I will not be yelled at like I'm some sort of Gypsy...Possibly a Welshman! Officer I don't know that sheep and if I do, she's lying and was asking for it!  
    By Noodles123 2023-07-17 06:59:09 1 120
    jesus christ
    oh my god.. OH MY FUCKING GOD.. YOU JUST DONT KILL SOMEONE WITHOUT THE WHOLE TOWN KNOWING WHY THE FUCK AM I THE LAST TO FIND OUT ABOUT THIS SHIT EVEN WHEN I HAD PICS? THIS IS CRAZY     FOUND THE BAT FOUND THE SHIRT FOUND THE EVERYTHING.. I KNEW SOMETHING WAS FUCKING WEIRD.. I WANNA SELL THINGS FROM THE CRIME SECNE.. IM NOT AN ARRESTER THATS NOT MY DUTY... IM JUST FINDING THINGS AS LIFE PASSES MY BY..   THIS IS BULLSHIT
    By suicidaldemon 2023-07-13 13:06:31 2 201
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