Something I would do if I saw that type of graffiti here. Then go home and giggle like a beauuuuuutiful Japanese Schoolgirl. Don't judge me.  

I am a bit of a chauvinist...Shocking I know being I'm so kind and wonderful. So I'm anti-feminism because I like well educated, strong women with traditional feminine traits. 3rd Wave Feminism even by THEIR standards, not Right Wing Ones...They realize that at no point in history have Western Women been less feminine OR HAPPY. Not saying they shouldn't work, have access to abortion, have careers etc. Just MOST behavior that modern feminists show in public is gross and honestly makes people...

Who thinks shit is going too smoothly for Trump? Trust me I like the speed and viciousness of the changes coming and the firing of millions of stupid lazy federal workers and cutting off stupid programs to NGOs etc. But you tell me you're going after a bunch of Billionaires who have stolen trillions and control our courts and military and they're just going to roll over and take it in the ass? "Okay President Trump we will suddenly stop stealing, allow ourselves to be arrested, fined or...

They are going to starve...Just like every country that's done what they're doing. Fuck em...Let them get like Rhodesia/Zimbabwe.

That and cus I have a penis. Just sayin.

Daaaaaaamn. That's how you know you're getting old...When ALL your porn is JUST pics of gardens, trees, rustic house ideas. "What about that file you have there on your laptop called 'Hot Asian Midget Albino Pregnant Tranny Porn' Noodles???" Oooooooooooh. I must have been HACKED!  It's gotta be the Mossad!   I'm just sayin!  

My kitchen is getting there. My doors are installed and my brick walls are being raised. Everything (EXCEPT the plumbing and electrical) is hand worked and either brick, stone, iron or glass. Trying to stay as Old School as I can. My Mayans are killing it! They're basically the Dwarves from Lord of the Rings. Short, stocky and Ape Strong. Like your Mom. Just saying. Imagine you saw a Netflix movie about some California Prison Guard, who left the US to the Yucatan Peninsula, to build a Chateau...

Between writing terrible, racist, homophobe, mean blogs and screaming at pigeons, I also do other things. No not scat porn...What am I German??? Nein. I'm still building that ridiculous thing in the outskirts of the jungle. Just got my front door today 😁.

Today was a looooooong day...Started at 5:45 am and went on till past 10pm. I was also able to see this Super Duper Healer Dude, who has all sorts of accolades and was very confident that he could help me with my back annnnnnnnd? 2ND WORST MASSAGE OF MY LIFE. AN ABSOLUTE JOKE... Although the balm was excellent. But his technique was just Goddamn Terrible. So paid him, tipped him very well, wished him good luck. But I won't be using him every again. I'm between super angry and super...

Today was a looooooong day...Started at 5:45 am and went on till past 10pm. I was also able to see this Super Duper Healer Dude, who has all sorts of accolades and was very confident that he could help me with my back annnnnnnnd? 2ND WORST MASSAGE OF MY LIFE. AN ABSOLUTE JOKE... Although the balm was excellent. But his technique was just Goddamn Terrible. So paid him, tipped him very well, wished him good luck. But I won't be using him every again. I'm between super angry and super...

I didn't even realize today was Thanksgiving till right now. I'm very thankful personally for this year, but I have seen many friends and family get all fucked up. I was honestly thinking about why I don't have as many issues (Besides my obvious antisemitism 😘). It all comes down to 3 basic things. I have limited amount of close friends and family...If any are toxic or just constantly problamatic? I cut them off with a quickness. We all have that person who is always in debt, kids are wildly...

I am now on week 42 of building. So many details left, but going to downsize to 4 workers for it. I stood there looking at the work they did and was amazed. It was hard, heavy man work and honestly I would have been done by week 2-3. Lots of respect that these little guys did so much.

That if some gay long hair conservative hadn't gone and got 80,000 of the Amish to vote for Trump they would have stolen that shit again? We owe that Man...Mr. Scott Presler, the fucking Amish, the poor Squirrel (Peanut) and Raccoon (Fred)...Oh and the fat ass Lizzo who wanted Kamala to make the US like "Detroit " many thanks. Those silly things along with Trump in a Garbage Truck and in a McDonald's Apron are SURREAL. That squirrel had more sway than beyonce, springsteen, cardi b or any of...

There Noodles was, driving his Ford F-750 V13 two blocks to get to the closest 7-11. It got negative 5 miles a gallon. As he got out, he put on his "MILF Inspector" hat to go with his "I beat Anorexia" T-shirt. He idled the engine a little since Trump has got gas down to 12 cents a gallon or an Argentine Handjob for gas tank. As he got out a small specled black child asked: "Would you like to buy a chocolate bar for my basketball camp?" I quickly slapped him, told him to get a job and grabbed...

Something too slick about him...Seems manufactured. Like "Manchurian Candidate 3.0" Fuck, at this point:  WHO DO YOU TRUST? Not that pie face mthkr.