Daaaaaaamn. That's how you know you're getting old...When ALL your porn is JUST pics of gardens, trees, rustic house ideas. "What about that file you have there on your laptop called 'Hot Asian Midget Albino Pregnant Tranny Porn' Noodles???" Oooooooooooh. I must have been HACKED!  It's gotta be the Mossad!   I'm just sayin!  

My kitchen is getting there. My doors are installed and my brick walls are being raised. Everything (EXCEPT the plumbing and electrical) is hand worked and either brick, stone, iron or glass. Trying to stay as Old School as I can. My Mayans are killing it! They're basically the Dwarves from Lord of the Rings. Short, stocky and Ape Strong. Like your Mom. Just saying. Imagine you saw a Netflix movie about some California Prison Guard, who left the US to the Yucatan Peninsula, to build a Chateau...

Between writing terrible, racist, homophobe, mean blogs and screaming at pigeons, I also do other things. No not scat porn...What am I German??? Nein. I'm still building that ridiculous thing in the outskirts of the jungle. Just got my front door today 😁.

Today was a looooooong day...Started at 5:45 am and went on till past 10pm. I was also able to see this Super Duper Healer Dude, who has all sorts of accolades and was very confident that he could help me with my back annnnnnnnd? 2ND WORST MASSAGE OF MY LIFE. AN ABSOLUTE JOKE... Although the balm was excellent. But his technique was just Goddamn Terrible. So paid him, tipped him very well, wished him good luck. But I won't be using him every again. I'm between super angry and super...

Today was a looooooong day...Started at 5:45 am and went on till past 10pm. I was also able to see this Super Duper Healer Dude, who has all sorts of accolades and was very confident that he could help me with my back annnnnnnnd? 2ND WORST MASSAGE OF MY LIFE. AN ABSOLUTE JOKE... Although the balm was excellent. But his technique was just Goddamn Terrible. So paid him, tipped him very well, wished him good luck. But I won't be using him every again. I'm between super angry and super...

I didn't even realize today was Thanksgiving till right now. I'm very thankful personally for this year, but I have seen many friends and family get all fucked up. I was honestly thinking about why I don't have as many issues (Besides my obvious antisemitism 😘). It all comes down to 3 basic things. I have limited amount of close friends and family...If any are toxic or just constantly problamatic? I cut them off with a quickness. We all have that person who is always in debt, kids are wildly...

I am now on week 42 of building. So many details left, but going to downsize to 4 workers for it. I stood there looking at the work they did and was amazed. It was hard, heavy man work and honestly I would have been done by week 2-3. Lots of respect that these little guys did so much.

That if some gay long hair conservative hadn't gone and got 80,000 of the Amish to vote for Trump they would have stolen that shit again? We owe that Man...Mr. Scott Presler, the fucking Amish, the poor Squirrel (Peanut) and Raccoon (Fred)...Oh and the fat ass Lizzo who wanted Kamala to make the US like "Detroit " many thanks. Those silly things along with Trump in a Garbage Truck and in a McDonald's Apron are SURREAL. That squirrel had more sway than beyonce, springsteen, cardi b or any of...

There Noodles was, driving his Ford F-750 V13 two blocks to get to the closest 7-11. It got negative 5 miles a gallon. As he got out, he put on his "MILF Inspector" hat to go with his "I beat Anorexia" T-shirt. He idled the engine a little since Trump has got gas down to 12 cents a gallon or an Argentine Handjob for gas tank. As he got out a small specled black child asked: "Would you like to buy a chocolate bar for my basketball camp?" I quickly slapped him, told him to get a job and grabbed...

Something too slick about him...Seems manufactured. Like "Manchurian Candidate 3.0" Fuck, at this point:  WHO DO YOU TRUST? Not that pie face mthkr.

Jesus! Come on...Ain't nobody got time for dat! Is that why no British Actors, Singers and Artist Males are complaining about the Diddy Parties?

So most Goths, Alts, Stoners, Punks, Emos etc are known for their mopey ways. It's almost a joke about how gloomy we are. But even at what I thought was the worst when we had all those Edge Lords pretending to be cutters among the Screamo/Emo community I didn't think it be so bad NOW. I expected numbers to go down once the trend stopped. Well I was 100% wrong about that shit. Instead of rebounding, people under 35 have got fatter, sadder, MORE unhealthy and the killer? Poorer. TBH...Money...

So Noodles is old and so I accept that my uncles, aunts, cousins, MILs, FILs etc will probably die before me. But these last couple of months have been BAD. It's up to 7 and I expect my uncle to go soon too. I'm not even blaming the Vax, just bad habits and bad health. Think about it... REALLY THINK ABOUT IT: HOW MANY PEOPLE OF ANY AGE DO YOU KNOW THAT'S FIT, SLIM, ATHLETIC AND HEALTHY? I'm actually pretty healthy, but I have a tear in my rotar cuff and a bad back... But otherwise I'm...

Just read an article how gross men take advantage of the costume situation to be inappropriate at Furry Conventions. I wonder how many men also do that at Comic Cons? Makes sense...A young group of usually the nerdiest men, who I assume have a great percentage of them high on the Spectrum. Now some are just like the guys on Big Bang Theory...Just nerdy men who love kid stuff. Others are just pervs looking for weak willed kids to exploit. Shy, nerdy kids with no real will power. I've never...

This is my THIRD hurricane in this region and this one is weaker than the other 2. The last one I sat at beach bar and had margaritas with my fat dog when it hit Cuba off the coast. Almost like they wanted to keep us all afraid, but as always at the last minute nothing happened. Not saying the hurricane didn't batter other countries like Jamaica or Belize etc...But have you ever really looked at how they construct shit there? Watered down cement, no rebarb reinforcement, no cal, no...