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    My Greatest Joy
    No it doesn't involve scat or  culling the homeless. Just sayin' just in case the feds are watching. The battle was bloody, but brief, they Zigged...I Zagged. After a minute I sat quietly, patiently, waiting with anger and determination...With raw hatred in my heart. Just like your mom at the OB-GYN. Then one of the fattest mosquitos I've seen, drunkedly landed on my bare chest and I smooshed it. Not smashed. Smooshed. There was a lot of blood in that fucker and I assumed most was mine,...
    By Noodles123 2025-10-04 19:12:55 0 104
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    A.I. Fuckery
    I don't like A.I. although obviously I love the Internet. But I'm like an Hispanic Theodore John Kaczynski...No not because of the violence but because the man KNEW that A.I. was the Devil...The future downfall of Humanity. It may start all sweet and fun. VR porn, travel, tutors, assistant etc...But it's a Pandora's Box of Evil. I keep seeing ads for A.I. companionship, sex, tutors, counselors, psychiatrist, nurse practitioner, interpreters, office assistants, vocal coaches etc etc. So I...
    By Noodles123 2025-09-06 17:57:50 2 407
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    Sweet Mother of God!
    My old dog woke me at 4:30am to use the bathroom this morning. So I walked outside as the morning light was peeking through the darkness. Just loving the smell, silence and cool weather. When suddenly I felt like I was being bit by like 1000 ants at the same time. I knew it must be mosquitos or gnats, but I didn't see any because they were tiny, so I told my Lola: "Hurry up!  Cus I'm dying here!" Then quickly snatched my dog and ran back inside crying like a fat little girl who dropped...
    By Noodles123 2025-08-08 14:41:38 4 997
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    🎡🎢🎡We Built This City 🎡🎢🎡
    And by "We" I mean "Them" because I'm useless for this type of construction. Basically "Tits on a Bull" useless. But it's getting there. Plus I put up my flags up and now it looks like a 17 century military fort. The rocks are cut with chisel and often they have SEASHELLS AND SMALL SEA CREATURES INBEDED INSIDE HUGE STONES. That means those shells and creatures are about 66 million years old from the meteor that created the Gulf of Mexico and killed the πŸ¦–πŸ¦–πŸ¦•πŸ¦•πŸ¦–πŸ¦–! The Great Chicxulub Meteor!...
    By Noodles123 2025-07-15 15:24:07 0 1K
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    The Tomb Styne Show
    Hot night before a show.
    By tombstyne1875 2022-02-04 13:48:39 0 3K
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