I am now on week 42 of building. So many details left, but going to downsize to 4 workers for it. I stood there looking at the work they did and was amazed. It was hard, heavy man work and honestly I would have been done by week 2-3. Lots of respect that these little guys did so much.

That if some gay long hair conservative hadn't gone and got 80,000 of the Amish to vote for Trump they would have stolen that shit again? We owe that Man...Mr. Scott Presler, the fucking Amish, the poor Squirrel (Peanut) and Raccoon (Fred)...Oh and the fat ass Lizzo who wanted Kamala to make the US like "Detroit " many thanks. Those silly things along with Trump in a Garbage Truck and in a McDonald's Apron are SURREAL. That squirrel had more sway than beyonce, springsteen, cardi b or any of...

There Noodles was, driving his Ford F-750 V13 two blocks to get to the closest 7-11. It got negative 5 miles a gallon. As he got out, he put on his "MILF Inspector" hat to go with his "I beat Anorexia" T-shirt. He idled the engine a little since Trump has got gas down to 12 cents a gallon or an Argentine Handjob for gas tank. As he got out a small specled black child asked: "Would you like to buy a chocolate bar for my basketball camp?" I quickly slapped him, told him to get a job and grabbed...

Something too slick about him...Seems manufactured. Like "Manchurian Candidate 3.0" Fuck, at this point:  WHO DO YOU TRUST? Not that pie face mthkr.

Jesus! Come on...Ain't nobody got time for dat! Is that why no British Actors, Singers and Artist Males are complaining about the Diddy Parties?

So most Goths, Alts, Stoners, Punks, Emos etc are known for their mopey ways. It's almost a joke about how gloomy we are. But even at what I thought was the worst when we had all those Edge Lords pretending to be cutters among the Screamo/Emo community I didn't think it be so bad NOW. I expected numbers to go down once the trend stopped. Well I was 100% wrong about that shit. Instead of rebounding, people under 35 have got fatter, sadder, MORE unhealthy and the killer? Poorer. TBH...Money...

So Noodles is old and so I accept that my uncles, aunts, cousins, MILs, FILs etc will probably die before me. But these last couple of months have been BAD. It's up to 7 and I expect my uncle to go soon too. I'm not even blaming the Vax, just bad habits and bad health. Think about it... REALLY THINK ABOUT IT: HOW MANY PEOPLE OF ANY AGE DO YOU KNOW THAT'S FIT, SLIM, ATHLETIC AND HEALTHY? I'm actually pretty healthy, but I have a tear in my rotar cuff and a bad back... But otherwise I'm...

Just read an article how gross men take advantage of the costume situation to be inappropriate at Furry Conventions. I wonder how many men also do that at Comic Cons? Makes sense...A young group of usually the nerdiest men, who I assume have a great percentage of them high on the Spectrum. Now some are just like the guys on Big Bang Theory...Just nerdy men who love kid stuff. Others are just pervs looking for weak willed kids to exploit. Shy, nerdy kids with no real will power. I've never...

This is my THIRD hurricane in this region and this one is weaker than the other 2. The last one I sat at beach bar and had margaritas with my fat dog when it hit Cuba off the coast. Almost like they wanted to keep us all afraid, but as always at the last minute nothing happened. Not saying the hurricane didn't batter other countries like Jamaica or Belize etc...But have you ever really looked at how they construct shit there? Watered down cement, no rebarb reinforcement, no cal, no...

Do not watch the second season though...It was almost like all the writers left and they got me to write their plot and I was high on Gummies, drunk on Mescal and thinking of that White Boy at Old Miss making sounds at that black chick and couldn't stop laughing. Yes it's that bad. #WeWuzKangs

Noodles has been going hard in the paint. Been doing shit I never thought I'd be doing. Been places that seem almost surreal. Ever been in a bar where it's full of Mayans speaking their language and sre like 5'3"? Ever mine in the middle of the jungle? Then the next day sit at some French Wine Bar drinking a bottle of Cabernet? Followed by then eating some Mayan food? Life is so fucking weird. WEIRD IS THE NEW NORMAL. I highly suggest you all learn to adapt quickly to whatever comes your way...

"Whatever!  I treat this dog like if it was a wild animal!"-Yelled Noodles while making sure to only add (3) IceCubes to Lola's water bowl, because (4) was too cold. I bullshit you not, last night I couldn't find my right spot so I kept tossing and turning. Then I felt eyes on me and I looked in the corner, where her blanket and toys are for her to sleep on and she was giving me the Grover Washington Jr. look. Telepathically telling me "Simmer the fuck down and go to sleep!  Ya...

I would make a profile about my penis and small blogs about what it was thinking about Political News in the world. I would call it: Hard Times For a Soft World If you think I'm kidding then you don't know me...Then I would use this as my Profile Pic:  

At the airport...I fucking hate mornings.  Sitting here waiting for an AeroMexico rep to change something when I see a young white couple. Maybe 25...Both aren't fat or shot out, but just looking at them you can tell...They're 95 years old already. Both walk in a hunched, defeated way. Him following her and the way you walk shows your personality or how you're doing emotionally.  They walked like they were old and her sclerosis was acting up and he had back to back prostrate exams....

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