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Hour 72 of my Fast
Not hungry.
Not bad at all...Might shoot for 5+ days and see how long I can go.
Although not going to lie, I did see a pic of a Big Mac and I got all Lovey Dovey looking at it.
Hey!
At least I wasn't rock hard aroused!
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"Like last time"-Said a sad Noodles shamefully looking down.
Saw This News Article Title
And I started laughing and laughing:
Oregon opioid deaths increase 13x after drug decriminalization law-Story by Taylor Penley
We told them, we warned them, we literally told them what a spiraling disaster this would turn out to be...We were called idiots and fools, because we didn't have fancy doctorates.
Soooooooo that's okay, almost all the dying in Oregon are garabge Jail Birds, Ex-Cons and Degenerate Drug Addicts.
I will NOT be wasting any tears on them.
I don't care if they're lib or...
How to Choose a Picnic Ice Pack
Medium picnic ice pack. This is one customized tool bags of the most important reasons everyone should own a cooler bag. You can't resist picnics, hikes and the great outdoors. Many times, the place you choose may not have any food custom tool bags stores, restaurants or food supplies. In this case, carrying a bag of cold drinks, energy drinks, snacks and sandwiches can help. Especially at a picnic, you want to share your special dishes with family and friends. During...
Why People Are So Confused
"The 5 Filters of Media"- By Chomsky
Amazing video, even though chomsky has turned into a ridiculous idiot in his 80's he was once a giant of a man.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=34LGPIXvU5M
Be Honest Here
38% of Brown University students identify as LGBTQ+
"The Brown Daily Herald, which serves as the school's independent run newspaper, has kept track of LGBTQ+ prominence on campus since 2010, when 86% of students identified as straight. The rate of straight students since dropped to 60%, and the latest survey shows the percentage of LGBTQ+ students has doubled since 2010."
At this point, I no longer care, they're over 18...You want to do that knock yourself out.
However, I also know...
Made Some Salsa
Annnnnd had a few extra habaneros and serranos, so I tossed them in like a real man!
Added the veggies, garlic, red onions, oyster sauce etc and tasted it.
It was delicious!
Then 5 seconds later, I basically looked like Homer in this gif.
Inclusiveness = Fucking Weirdos or Scams
It sounds nice...Supposedly means to accept everyone in a good way and respect one another.
But that's not how it's being applied.
Everytime I see that word used to describe an organziation or someone who is pushing it, all I see is fucking weirdoes wanting to introduce small children to disgusting things.
Trying to have some depravity accepted by society like it was normal.
Some mentally ill, angry, useless person demanding it, because then they think they will be liked, accepted and...
Whenever They Tell Me I Can't...
...Do Something I Get Mad
So of course we all have heard how the progressives or wokes or whatever they call themselves now...Possibly the Golden Cunts?
Anyway, they are now forcing schools with the nickname Warriors ask Natives to ALLOW THEM TO USE IT.
Fuck that shit.
I'd change the mascot to the Native Indian Redmen Warrior Chiefs.
Our mascot would be a bottle of whiskey and at games he would throw casino chips at people that could be exchanged for Fry Bread, Beads, Blankets...Possibly...
So Got Home Drunk Yesterday
And did what I always do...Put some music on and either clean or cook.
So waxxed my kitchen, painted my sink (kinda sorta too blue) and fixed my garage annnnnnnd I popped a gummy.
Well got sleepy, went to bed and started having wonderful dreams due to the gummy.
I would wake up and it be like I was in the middle of an amazing discussion elsewhere and I'd be all: "Fuck that I need to get back there."
So I'd go back to sleep to get back where I was in my dream...Did this like 3 times and...
WHY THE EVER LOVING FUCK
WHY IN THE EVER LOVING HELL IS EVERYTHING SO FUCKING EXPENSIVE?! WHO THE FUCK WOKE UP ONE DAY AND WAS LIKE YEAH LETS CHARGE OUT THE ASS FOR EVERYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ITS BEYOND WORDS.. MAYBE IF EVERYONE WENT A WEEK WITHOUT BUYING ANYTHING EVERYTHING WOULD DROP THEIR PRICES.. I MEAN I KNOW WE GOT TO BUY TO GET BY BUT IF WE JUST HAD A WEEK WERE WE SPENT NO MONEY ON ANYTHING AND MAYBE JUST MAYBE WE WOULD BE ABLE TO TELL THEM AS A WHOLE WE MATTER AND WE MAKE SURE YOU EAT AS WELL.. CAUSE...
Weirdoes Who Ruin Your Day
So had a pair of Vans...Hardly used, but just a tiny bit too small for me...My big toes felt stubbed when I wore them.
So I put them on OfferUp...Got an offer for $20...Fine.
Dude comes to my house and picks them up...No issue.
Pair was practically new, no wear and tear nothing...I used them MAYBE 3-5 times as they were my shoes I kept in my Emergency Travel Bag in a Zip Lock Bag.
This morning Dude blows up my phone, messages, texts and a call at 6:43am...He thinks they might be fakes and so...
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