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    Can You Smell Desperation?
    The israeli Government has just made an App so you can pretend to support israel for everything. https://twitter.com/ArizonaFren2/status/1789410191412506714 It does everything for you INCLUDING THE MESSAGE, MUSIC, VIDEOS, CHARTS AND PHOTOS, but it makes it appear that it's all organic. Since many sites are stopping Spam Bots they're wanting YOU TO ALLOW YOURSELF TO BE USED AS A SPAM BOT. To change the PERCEPTION OF REALITY. That is some crazy Idocracy Movie Bullshit.
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    Which Would You Rather?
    Hang out with P. Diddy?  Alone? Have drinks with Bill Cosby? Get a Double Team Massage from Hillary Clinton and Liz Cheney?  Full release. Share feet pictures with Noodles?  No butthole pics!!!  Yet. Party with Chris Farley?  
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    Damn Canadians! Watch out!
    They take away your freedoms, shoot you up with poison, force their beliefs on you, give you a suicide pack or pod in a fucking heartbeat. They literally allow people to commit suicide if they are sad, feel ugly, ARE TOO POOR etc etc. https://www.ncregister.com/cna/hungry-poor-and-disabled-canadians-now-seeking-assisted-suicide No joke!  You should Google the stories of people going to the doctor for something and being offered Suicide instead.  But now THE GOVERNMENT IS ALLOWING...
    By Noodles123 2024-02-17 21:46:52 0 425
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    Been On a Roll Lately
    Been just being as Open and (possibly) Offensive as I can be on a few choice sites and I'm actually impressed I haven't been banned or suspended. I mean if Meaness and Racism were on a scale of 1-10...I'm at about an 8-9. None of what I said isn't true or I don't have links to prove my POV...But I'm just not holding back and am honestly shocked they let my chain go so far. When they finally cut me off, I'll be a tad sad, but not really because I figure it's been a long time coming. Even "Hey...
    By Noodles123 2024-01-23 22:07:27 1 447
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    True Heartwarming Noodle's XMAS Cookie Story
    So for a quick minute I used to date Charlie Manson's Psychologist at Old Corcoran...Lovely Canadian Chick...Sweetest thing. ("Great ass too"-Whispered Noodles under his breath) I was still working at my old pen in Monterey. Anyways, during XMAS she decided to make me some oatmeal/raisin cookies, cus those are my favorites. She was on some health kick and had read that using applesauce instead of butter worked the same. IT FUCKING DOES NOT. Possibly the greatest lie ever told...More than...
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    Pure Lies!
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    By Noodles123 2023-12-07 05:25:26 1 401
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    Hour 72 of my Fast
    Not hungry. Not bad at all...Might shoot for 5+ days and see how long I can go. Although not going to lie, I did see a pic of a Big Mac and I got all Lovey Dovey looking at it. Hey! At least I wasn't rock hard aroused! . . . (Pause) . . . "Like last time"-Said a sad Noodles shamefully looking down.  
    By Noodles123 2023-11-26 06:17:59 1 517
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    Saw This News Article Title
    And I started laughing and laughing: Oregon opioid deaths increase 13x after drug decriminalization law-Story by Taylor Penley We told them, we warned them, we literally told them what a spiraling disaster this would turn out to be...We were called idiots and fools, because we didn't have fancy doctorates. Soooooooo that's okay, almost all the dying in Oregon are garabge Jail Birds, Ex-Cons and Degenerate Drug Addicts. I will NOT be wasting any tears on them. I don't care if they're lib or...
    By Noodles123 2023-11-21 07:22:25 0 529
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    Why People Are So Confused
    "The 5 Filters of Media"- By Chomsky Amazing video, even though chomsky has turned into a ridiculous idiot in his 80's he was once a giant of a man. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=34LGPIXvU5M    
    By Noodles123 2023-07-25 05:59:28 1 424
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    Be Honest Here
    38% of Brown University students identify as LGBTQ+ "The Brown Daily Herald, which serves as the school's independent run newspaper, has kept track of LGBTQ+ prominence on campus since 2010, when 86% of students identified as straight. The rate of straight students since dropped to 60%, and the latest survey shows the percentage of LGBTQ+ students has doubled since 2010." At this point, I no longer care, they're over 18...You want to do that knock yourself out. However, I also know...
    By Noodles123 2023-07-12 08:00:34 4 416
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    Made Some Salsa
    Annnnnd had a few extra habaneros and serranos, so I tossed them in like a real man! Added the veggies, garlic, red onions, oyster sauce etc and tasted it. It was delicious!   Then 5 seconds later, I basically looked like Homer in this gif.
    By Noodles123 2023-07-03 05:15:55 0 452
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    Inclusiveness = Fucking Weirdos or Scams
    It sounds nice...Supposedly means to accept everyone in a good way and respect one another. But that's not how it's being applied. Everytime I see that word used to describe an organziation or someone who is pushing it, all I see is fucking weirdoes wanting to introduce small children to disgusting things. Trying to have some depravity accepted by society like it was normal. Some mentally ill, angry, useless person demanding it, because then they think they will be liked, accepted and...
    By Noodles123 2023-06-20 15:51:45 0 421
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    Whenever They Tell Me I Can't...
    ...Do Something I Get Mad So of course we all have heard how the progressives or wokes or whatever they call themselves now...Possibly the Golden Cunts? Anyway, they are now forcing schools with the nickname Warriors ask Natives to ALLOW THEM TO USE IT. Fuck that shit. I'd change the mascot to the Native Indian Redmen Warrior Chiefs. Our mascot would be a bottle of whiskey and at games he would throw casino chips at people that could be exchanged for Fry Bread, Beads, Blankets...Possibly...
    By Noodles123 2023-05-01 01:23:14 6 426
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    So Got Home Drunk Yesterday
    And did what I always do...Put some music on and either clean or cook. So waxxed my kitchen, painted my sink (kinda sorta too blue) and fixed my garage annnnnnnd I popped a gummy. Well got sleepy, went to bed and started having wonderful dreams due to the gummy. I would wake up and it be like I was in the middle of an amazing discussion elsewhere and I'd be all:  "Fuck that I need to get back there." So I'd go back to sleep to get back where I was in my dream...Did this like 3 times and...
    By Noodles123 2022-12-15 18:47:57 3 451
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    Weirdoes Who Ruin Your Day
    So had a pair of Vans...Hardly used, but just a tiny bit too small for me...My big toes felt stubbed when I wore them. So I put them on OfferUp...Got an offer for $20...Fine. Dude comes to my house and picks them up...No issue. Pair was practically new, no wear and tear nothing...I used them MAYBE 3-5 times as they were my shoes I kept in my Emergency Travel Bag in a Zip Lock Bag. This morning Dude blows up my phone, messages, texts and a call at 6:43am...He thinks they might be fakes and so...
    By Noodles123 2022-04-20 18:46:46 1 449
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