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    Which Would You Rather?
    Hang out with P. Diddy?  Alone? Have drinks with Bill Cosby? Get a Double Team Massage from Hillary Clinton and Liz Cheney?  Full release. Share feet pictures with Noodles?  No butthole pics!!!  Yet. Party with Chris Farley?  
    By Noodles123 2024-04-08 23:13:31 0 36
    Damn Canadians! Watch out!
    They take away your freedoms, shoot you up with poison, force their beliefs on you, give you a suicide pack or pod in a fucking heartbeat. They literally allow people to commit suicide if they are sad, feel ugly, ARE TOO POOR etc etc. https://www.ncregister.com/cna/hungry-poor-and-disabled-canadians-now-seeking-assisted-suicide No joke!  You should Google the stories of people going to the doctor for something and being offered Suicide instead.  But now THE GOVERNMENT IS ALLOWING...
    By Noodles123 2024-02-17 21:46:52 0 127
    Been On a Roll Lately
    Been just being as Open and (possibly) Offensive as I can be on a few choice sites and I'm actually impressed I haven't been banned or suspended. I mean if Meaness and Racism were on a scale of 1-10...I'm at about an 8-9. None of what I said isn't true or I don't have links to prove my POV...But I'm just not holding back and am honestly shocked they let my chain go so far. When they finally cut me off, I'll be a tad sad, but not really because I figure it's been a long time coming. Even "Hey...
    By Noodles123 2024-01-23 22:07:27 1 249
    True Heartwarming Noodle's XMAS Cookie Story
    So for a quick minute I used to date Charlie Manson's Psychologist at Old Corcoran...Lovely Canadian Chick...Sweetest thing. ("Great ass too"-Whispered Noodles under his breath) I was still working at my old pen in Monterey. Anyways, during XMAS she decided to make me some oatmeal/raisin cookies, cus those are my favorites. She was on some health kick and had read that using applesauce instead of butter worked the same. IT FUCKING DOES NOT. Possibly the greatest lie ever told...More than...
    By Noodles123 2023-12-22 16:15:52 0 334
    Pure Lies!
    Or is it?  
    By Noodles123 2023-12-07 05:25:26 1 372
    Hour 72 of my Fast
    Not hungry. Not bad at all...Might shoot for 5+ days and see how long I can go. Although not going to lie, I did see a pic of a Big Mac and I got all Lovey Dovey looking at it. Hey! At least I wasn't rock hard aroused! . . . (Pause) . . . "Like last time"-Said a sad Noodles shamefully looking down.  
    By Noodles123 2023-11-26 06:17:59 1 300
    Saw This News Article Title
    And I started laughing and laughing: Oregon opioid deaths increase 13x after drug decriminalization law-Story by Taylor Penley We told them, we warned them, we literally told them what a spiraling disaster this would turn out to be...We were called idiots and fools, because we didn't have fancy doctorates. Soooooooo that's okay, almost all the dying in Oregon are garabge Jail Birds, Ex-Cons and Degenerate Drug Addicts. I will NOT be wasting any tears on them. I don't care if they're lib or...
    By Noodles123 2023-11-21 07:22:25 0 335
    How to Choose a Picnic Ice Pack
    Medium picnic ice pack. This is one customized tool bags of the most important reasons everyone should own a cooler bag. You can't resist picnics, hikes and the great outdoors. Many times, the place you choose may not have any food custom tool bags stores, restaurants or food supplies. In this case, carrying a bag of cold drinks, energy drinks, snacks and sandwiches can help. Especially at a picnic, you want to share your special dishes with family and friends. During...
    By bagsfactory 2023-08-11 10:04:17 0 487
    Why People Are So Confused
    "The 5 Filters of Media"- By Chomsky Amazing video, even though chomsky has turned into a ridiculous idiot in his 80's he was once a giant of a man. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=34LGPIXvU5M    
    By Noodles123 2023-07-25 05:59:28 1 561
    Be Honest Here
    38% of Brown University students identify as LGBTQ+ "The Brown Daily Herald, which serves as the school's independent run newspaper, has kept track of LGBTQ+ prominence on campus since 2010, when 86% of students identified as straight. The rate of straight students since dropped to 60%, and the latest survey shows the percentage of LGBTQ+ students has doubled since 2010." At this point, I no longer care, they're over 18...You want to do that knock yourself out. However, I also know...
    By Noodles123 2023-07-12 08:00:34 4 620
    Made Some Salsa
    Annnnnd had a few extra habaneros and serranos, so I tossed them in like a real man! Added the veggies, garlic, red onions, oyster sauce etc and tasted it. It was delicious!   Then 5 seconds later, I basically looked like Homer in this gif.
    By Noodles123 2023-07-03 05:15:55 0 573
    Inclusiveness = Fucking Weirdos or Scams
    It sounds nice...Supposedly means to accept everyone in a good way and respect one another. But that's not how it's being applied. Everytime I see that word used to describe an organziation or someone who is pushing it, all I see is fucking weirdoes wanting to introduce small children to disgusting things. Trying to have some depravity accepted by society like it was normal. Some mentally ill, angry, useless person demanding it, because then they think they will be liked, accepted and...
    By Noodles123 2023-06-20 15:51:45 0 617
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