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Which Would You Rather?
Hang out with P. Diddy? Alone?
Have drinks with Bill Cosby?
Get a Double Team Massage from Hillary Clinton and Liz Cheney? Full release.
Share feet pictures with Noodles? No butthole pics!!! Yet.
Party with Chris Farley?
Damn Canadians! Watch out!
They take away your freedoms, shoot you up with poison, force their beliefs on you, give you a suicide pack or pod in a fucking heartbeat.
They literally allow people to commit suicide if they are sad, feel ugly, ARE TOO POOR etc etc.
https://www.ncregister.com/cna/hungry-poor-and-disabled-canadians-now-seeking-assisted-suicide
No joke! You should Google the stories of people going to the doctor for something and being offered Suicide instead.
But now THE GOVERNMENT IS ALLOWING...
Been On a Roll Lately
Been just being as Open and (possibly) Offensive as I can be on a few choice sites and I'm actually impressed I haven't been banned or suspended.
I mean if Meaness and Racism were on a scale of 1-10...I'm at about an 8-9.
None of what I said isn't true or I don't have links to prove my POV...But I'm just not holding back and am honestly shocked they let my chain go so far.
When they finally cut me off, I'll be a tad sad, but not really because I figure it's been a long time coming.
Even "Hey...
True Heartwarming Noodle's XMAS Cookie Story
So for a quick minute I used to date Charlie Manson's Psychologist at Old Corcoran...Lovely Canadian Chick...Sweetest thing.
("Great ass too"-Whispered Noodles under his breath)
I was still working at my old pen in Monterey.
Anyways, during XMAS she decided to make me some oatmeal/raisin cookies, cus those are my favorites.
She was on some health kick and had read that using applesauce instead of butter worked the same.
IT FUCKING DOES NOT.
Possibly the greatest lie ever told...More than...
Hour 72 of my Fast
Not hungry.
Not bad at all...Might shoot for 5+ days and see how long I can go.
Although not going to lie, I did see a pic of a Big Mac and I got all Lovey Dovey looking at it.
Hey!
At least I wasn't rock hard aroused!
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"Like last time"-Said a sad Noodles shamefully looking down.
Saw This News Article Title
And I started laughing and laughing:
Oregon opioid deaths increase 13x after drug decriminalization law-Story by Taylor Penley
We told them, we warned them, we literally told them what a spiraling disaster this would turn out to be...We were called idiots and fools, because we didn't have fancy doctorates.
Soooooooo that's okay, almost all the dying in Oregon are garabge Jail Birds, Ex-Cons and Degenerate Drug Addicts.
I will NOT be wasting any tears on them.
I don't care if they're lib or...
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Why People Are So Confused
"The 5 Filters of Media"- By Chomsky
Amazing video, even though chomsky has turned into a ridiculous idiot in his 80's he was once a giant of a man.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=34LGPIXvU5M
Be Honest Here
38% of Brown University students identify as LGBTQ+
"The Brown Daily Herald, which serves as the school's independent run newspaper, has kept track of LGBTQ+ prominence on campus since 2010, when 86% of students identified as straight. The rate of straight students since dropped to 60%, and the latest survey shows the percentage of LGBTQ+ students has doubled since 2010."
At this point, I no longer care, they're over 18...You want to do that knock yourself out.
However, I also know...
Made Some Salsa
Annnnnd had a few extra habaneros and serranos, so I tossed them in like a real man!
Added the veggies, garlic, red onions, oyster sauce etc and tasted it.
It was delicious!
Then 5 seconds later, I basically looked like Homer in this gif.
Inclusiveness = Fucking Weirdos or Scams
It sounds nice...Supposedly means to accept everyone in a good way and respect one another.
But that's not how it's being applied.
Everytime I see that word used to describe an organziation or someone who is pushing it, all I see is fucking weirdoes wanting to introduce small children to disgusting things.
Trying to have some depravity accepted by society like it was normal.
Some mentally ill, angry, useless person demanding it, because then they think they will be liked, accepted and...
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