Web Analytics

The Most Terrifying Place on Earth!!!

0
560

A. P.  Diddy's bedroom?

B.  Asking for a role for a movie at Harvy Weinstein's hotel room?

C.  Accepting a drink from Bill Cosby?

D.  Asking for a role in a movie from me, while having drinks with me, Bill Cosby, Weinstein and P. Diddly at my hotel room?

NO!

My backyard!

I took my chubby dogs out to pee and I saw the ground TEEMING with what I thought was ants, till I looked hard and saw what appeared to be about a BAGILLION mosquitos and looked at my leg where 4-5 had decided to land on me.

I quickly screamed like Kamala Harris having sex with Montel Williams in a dirty alleyway while Willie Brown watched.

Then ran back into the house under a security blanket.

If I was in the military, I'd call for a bombing of my backyard with napalm.

I HATE MOSQUITOS.  

Haha
1
Sponsorizzato
Cerca
Sponsorizzato
Categorie
Leggi tutto
Home
Awhile Ago
I wrote about an experiment called Calhoun's "Utopia" In which, mice or rats would be given...
By Noodles123 2022-12-03 00:38:25 2 445
Gardening
A.I. Version of me as the Punisher
That thing is crazy spooky at what it can create just on algorythms. 
By Noodles123 2023-03-02 07:00:19 0 439
Health
Pretty Much Me 100%
I have no idea if that's a good or a bad thing.
By Noodles123 2023-05-01 18:49:53 0 409
Health
Damn.
About a month ago, my chiropractor cancelled on me because his Grandfather died. I 100%...
By Noodles123 2023-04-22 16:31:30 0 457
Drinks
Checks Out
Oh si.
By Noodles123 2024-06-11 15:41:48 0 506