Web Analytics

The Most Terrifying Place on Earth!!!

0
1Кб

A. P.  Diddy's bedroom?

B.  Asking for a role for a movie at Harvy Weinstein's hotel room?

C.  Accepting a drink from Bill Cosby?

D.  Asking for a role in a movie from me, while having drinks with me, Bill Cosby, Weinstein and P. Diddly at my hotel room?

NO!

My backyard!

I took my chubby dogs out to pee and I saw the ground TEEMING with what I thought was ants, till I looked hard and saw what appeared to be about a BAGILLION mosquitos and looked at my leg where 4-5 had decided to land on me.

I quickly screamed like Kamala Harris having sex with Montel Williams in a dirty alleyway while Willie Brown watched.

Then ran back into the house under a security blanket.

If I was in the military, I'd call for a bombing of my backyard with napalm.

I HATE MOSQUITOS.  

Haha
1
Спонсоры
Поиск
Спонсоры
Категории
Больше
Игры
LOL
So it's 6:20pm and I'm about to go out for my last night here in TJ and I'm 1 block away from...
От Noodles123 2022-01-28 02:36:21 0 1Кб
Health
How It Used To Be
When I was just a young lad:  
От Noodles123 2023-03-23 20:20:21 1 978
Party
Patterns
So like I said before...I don't mind gays or trans, but keep your sexuality out of my soup. Do...
От Noodles123 2023-04-13 15:41:48 1 972
Food
Is Biden Is Affecting Shit?
So did my 72 hour fast and went a place late at night to eat my red meat. Meat portion was about...
От Noodles123 2023-09-20 22:17:13 0 1Кб
Fitness
I Bring This Up Due
To the influx of weird spambot-like accounts lately. Years ago there was a Writing Cult on...
От Noodles123 2023-08-28 17:56:37 2 1Кб