Pure Lies!

Posted 2024-01-26 14:54:39

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Noodles did you eat an ENTIRE Large Pan Pizza with 4 ingredients while watching Netflix with your dog last night?

"Hell to the No!"-Yelled an angry and insulted Noodles at the accusation.

Paaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaauuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuse

(In a soft murmur) "I saved 2 small slices."

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