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That I make AMAZING Morroccan style food.

That Morrocoon food will destroy me, due to it having so many things that have fiber...Beans, Yams, carrots, dates etc.

Veggies that are good for you and nutritious...Fuck those Vegetables.

I will never eat Morroccan food again.

Pinkie Swear.

It was like Katrina, Hiroshima, Nagoskai, the eruption of that volcano that destroyed Pompei and Trail of Tears combined.

There were the cries of small children and howling of dogs.

I prayed for the Shadow of St. Jude to protect me.

Is this what eating in India is like on a daily basis?

Do I have Ebola?

WTF just happened???

I rather Superman did this to me.

 

 

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