American Assassin
Posted 2024-09-22 17:10:55
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So started watching it...Good movie.
Starts off at some beautiful resort, dude propses to his girl, goes to get a drink, terrorists attack and shoot him, kill his girl and massacre everyone they can.
I was kinda high on gummies and my first thought was:
"Man I can only imagine the Yelp Review!"
"Beautiful resort! Helpful staff! Great food and drinks!
But I was shot in the leg and chest, fiancee killed by terrorists, leaving me emotionally damaged for life, did not receive refund for prepaid Scuba Lessons.
3/5 stars."
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