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So started watching it...Good movie.

Starts off at some beautiful resort, dude propses to his girl, goes to get a drink, terrorists attack and shoot him, kill his girl and massacre everyone they can.

I was kinda high on gummies and my first thought was:

"Man I can only imagine the Yelp Review!" 

"Beautiful resort!  Helpful staff!  Great food and drinks! 

But I was shot in the leg and chest, fiancee killed by terrorists, leaving me emotionally damaged for life, did not receive refund for prepaid Scuba Lessons.

3/5 stars."

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