American Assassin | HeyFreaks.com

American Assassin

Posted 2024-09-22 17:10:55

527

So started watching it...Good movie.

Starts off at some beautiful resort, dude propses to his girl, goes to get a drink, terrorists attack and shoot him, kill his girl and massacre everyone they can.

I was kinda high on gummies and my first thought was:

"Man I can only imagine the Yelp Review!"

"Beautiful resort! Helpful staff! Great food and drinks!

But I was shot in the leg and chest, fiancee killed by terrorists, leaving me emotionally damaged for life, did not receive refund for prepaid Scuba Lessons.

3/5 stars."

Please log in to like, share and comment!

Patrocinados

Patrocinados

Oddddddddddddd.

So for a minute, everywhere I traveled through my bags were searched, I was patted down, I had to...

By 2023-06-14 19:53:11 3 299

Well He's British...Who Would Even Know?

‘Doctor Who’ Is More Queer Than Ever—Just the Way Its Showrunner Likes It...

By 2024-05-12 16:11:59 0 372

Inflation Lies

They try to tell us thing have only gone up 6% due to that Dementia Patient in the White House:...

By 2021-12-06 23:02:42 3 360

Been Saying This For 20+ Years

Reason for so much sadness, mental illness, anger, weakness in our Western Society is this: An...

By 2021-12-06 23:23:03 11 249

Old Noodles Words Of Wisdom #2957630

So when I was younger I NEVER had medical insurance, life insurance, car insurance, dental...

By 2021-12-05 21:47:16 4 338