If I Was A Porn Star
Posted 2024-09-09 18:58:29
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I'd want my stage name to be Mr. Cucumber.
Look at this mtfkr!
In like 4-5 days!
And when I chop them after I had them in the fridge for a day, they crunch so loud I can hear it!
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