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If I Was A Porn Star

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نشر بتاريخ 2024-09-09 18:58:29

1كيلو بايت

I'd want my stage name to be Mr. Cucumber.

Look at this mtfkr!

In like 4-5 days!

And when I chop them after I had them in the fridge for a day, they crunch so loud I can hear it!

الرجاء تسجيل الدخول , للأعجاب والمشاركة والتعليق على هذا!

إعلان مُمول

إعلان مُمول

Soooooooooooooooo

A few days ago I was taking out the trash, walked through my kitchen, living room down to my...

بواسطة 2024-02-07 19:15:36 5 1كيلو بايت

Was Doing Giant Shots of Tequila...

At a bar and talking to this cool Mayan Bartendress and when she asked why I left California and...

بواسطة 2022-09-25 05:33:25 0 1كيلو بايت

Had A Wistful Thought

"Was talking to my girl who totally exists...I swear! And no she's not made out of rubber! ...

بواسطة 2023-11-18 05:47:00 1 1كيلو بايت

Not On My Watch! >=(

Oh no.

بواسطة 2023-04-23 21:24:49 0 1كيلو بايت

I Honestly Do Wonder

15 years ago...Everyone and their Mama liked alternative music, horror movies, had a certain...

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