I wrote a blog about my Chriopracter asking for time off since his grandfather had been killed.

He had gone to clean his Mother's gravesite and him and his son were attacked by Africanized Killer Bees.

Lots of people peeked at it but there were ZERO comments.

I mean...I would have accepted:

"You're a fucking liar!"

"That didn't happen!  Quit your lying!"

But nothing...Well yesterday my masseuse who is like a second cousin told me about how my Chiro's Uncle just died and I said "Ahhh man that's too bad his grandfather just died too."

She replied something along the line of fuck them because they're liars.

I asked why and she said something like:

"It was only 400 stings not 700."

????????????????

400 or 700 is still CRAZY!

Annnnnnd what a fucking HORRIBLE way to go!

It's like out of some horror movie...Yet everyone around here was all like that was normal.

No it is NOT normal...Jesus!

I was stung by a bee when I was like 12 and my finger swelled like a motherfucker and hurt...I cannot fantom what 400 bee stings from angry evil africanized mutated bees would feel like.

I seriously was...Not that I wanted attention for that blog, but how is someone not going to be curious about that shit.

It's a Grimm Brother's Story Come To Life.

Moral of the story?  Stay the fuck out of areas near jungles!

To be honest, dude was hitting them with Wasp Killer and that's what made them mad...But look at this picture!

Would you EVEN try to fuck with it unless you're in an airtight tank with a flamethrower?