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Everything Fell In Place at the Dealership

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Somehow God, Lady Luck, The Fates, The Universe took care of me today and for that I am very grateful.

The difference was substantial and will come in handy as I have many "Things" that will need to be taken care of once I get to Yucatan.

No not coke off a stripper's ass or midget orgies...That's more of a christmas affair.

"Hmmmm?   Coke off a hooker's ass Noodles?  Okay.  That's how you get on Santa's Good Boy List!"

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