I have forgot so many things it's ridiculous, but every now and then I'll see something and get a flashback memory...Like this:

One time, I had some young hispanic inmate, about my size, 25 just banginig his head on the wall of the cell.

After awhile, his head swelled up like this fish and we were all worried it was going to blow up and blood would be everywhere.

So got 3 partners with a shield and popped the door and told him..."Stop or I'll spray you and cuff you up dude."

He looked at me with the pepper spray, weighed his options and quickly whacked his head one more time HARD.

Blood was on the wall...In a second, this female and I had tackled him, slammed and cuffed him.

That girl was down for the cause...The other 2 partners, an MMA fighter and a Army Sgt who had done tours in Afgahnistan and Iraq were just frozen.

Then we dragged the kid out and the doc injected some tranq in him and once he was crazy drowsy, we stripped the cell to nothing, put a mattress and a suicide blanket and put him back.

I still remember the inmate making donuts on his forehead just like this for the rest of the night:

And yes the Japanese now pay like $40-$50 bucks to have this look for a few hours.

Why?

Because they're weird people.