I forgot where I put something, so I started looking for it the way we looked for weapons at my prison, which is to do through searches in a grid form.

You go through everything, even if you already know it's not there, you inspect everything to make sure there's not anything missed.

Errrrrm I found a total of $28,000 pesos I had forgot about...In (2) different places.

That's about $1647 dollars.

How in the fuck did I forget that?

And no didn't find what I was looking for, but I was happy I looked!

Oh and today was crazy!  I adulted all day...Handled "Big Boy" stuff like hiring Catapilliar Earth Movers to do a job for me over (3) days and pretending I knew what I was talking about with a topographer, followed by me not drinking or taking gummies, but cleaning my house and my fridge.

Je-Sus!  Spent like an hour on the fridge, wiping, cleaning the freezer and leaving it like new!

I feel pretty damn proud to finally be an adult at 53.

Next up...Diabetic socks...ED medication and complaining about bunions or hemorrhoids I don't have...(Pause)...YET.