Bezos:  " Hey guys we need some really bad movies to fill the slots that we can overspend and use as tax right offs!  Anyone have a kid in Film School or a kid who thinks he knows how to act?  Perferably a blonde with a nice rack."

Executive 1:  "I have a 14 year old kid freshman son who wants to direct one day."

Bezos:  "Hired!

Tell him to send me a script ASAP! 

Wait!  That will cost money.

How about anyone also have a kid who goes on Creepy Pasta?...Have them go in and copy the stories and add dialogue.

Wait that will cost too much...We'll just improvise as we fiilm."

Executive 2:  "I have an assbergery kid who loves spooky things and..."

Bezos:  "HIRED!  Tell him I want spooky and to add shower scenes or scenes where the girl runs in shorts or a nightie!"

Executive 3:  "Errrrm boss where will we film?  Should I start setting up locations?"

Bezos:  "Fuck no!  You think I'm made of fucking money???

We'll use the warehouses, our own homes and make the workers be part of it since they're already on the clock!

Genius!  Take that fucking Musk!

Now get me a High School Nerd who can do basic CGI and Photoshop!"

And that's how 90% of movies are made for Amazon Prime.