My Deepest Regret in Life

Posted 2021-11-05 08:52:49

That before I retired that my Chinese partner named Dong*...Never understood why I always said:

"Dong where is my Auto-Mobile?"

He always smiled, but had that "what the fuck is he talking about" look?

*Dong was born in Shanghai and I guess the commies refuse to show "16 Candles" to their population...The bastards!

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