I had bought a good mattress when I arrived in Yucatan 14-15 months ago, but now is tooooo soft and when I wake up in the morning I feel like Nipsy Russell as the Tin Man in "The Wiz!"

Possibly the Gayest Musical ever and that's hard to do!

Anyways, I went and bought a very good mattress and I'm just waiting for it to get here cus Noodles hates feeling like if the Hunchback from Notra Dame, had made sweet passionate love to Ebenizer Scrooge and they had a twisted back love child, who loved Carne Asada Tacos, Chihuahuas and the muscial stylings of KD Lang.

Just kidding!

No one seriousy likes the musical stylings of KD Lang...We just liked her taste in women.

"Where's my metamucial fiber powder???"-Roared Noodles as he watched "The New Price is Right" with a rather odd looking SKINNY Drew Carey.