Holy FuQ!

Posted 2024-07-27 01:44:56

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Just bought one of these to fight my mortal enemies...The Mosquitos.

Went into my yard to ZAP one annnnnnnnd?

I don't know if I got the Military Grade One or one made for the Punisher, but that shit popped that mosquito with FORCE!

I jumped when it zapped him because it was loud and strong.

I am so fucking getting that salt shotgun when I get a chance.

And no I'm not 7 years old.

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