My New Baby

Posted 2024-02-08 20:04:23

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This MIGHT look like it, but it is NOT a Baseball Bat...It's actually heavier and thinnner to be used as a "Protection Device."

It's not as hollow and if it hits something or someone they will likely have something broken.

I.E. SHATTERED.

I'm not fucking around.

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