The Most Terrifying Place on Earth!!!
A. P. Diddy's bedroom?
B. Asking for a role for a movie at Harvy Weinstein's hotel room?
C. Accepting a drink from Bill Cosby?
D. Asking for a role in a movie from me, while having drinks with me, Bill Cosby, Weinstein and P. Diddly at my hotel room?
NO!
My backyard!
I took my chubby dogs out to pee and I saw the ground TEEMING with what I thought was ants, till I looked hard and saw what appeared to be about a BAGILLION mosquitos and looked at my leg where 4-5 had decided to land on me.
I quickly screamed like Kamala Harris having sex with Montel Williams in a dirty alleyway while Willie Brown watched.
Then ran back into the house under a security blanket.
If I was in the military, I'd call for a bombing of my backyard with napalm.
I HATE MOSQUITOS.
- Art
- Causes
- Crafts
- Dance
- Drinks
- Film
- Fitness
- Food
- Games
- Gardening
- Health
- Home
- Literature
- Music
- Networking
- Other
- Party
- Religion
- Shopping
- Sports
- Theater
- Wellness