You aren't doing something weird like building a fortress in the Yucatan Jungle with  9 foot stone walls and a large castle like door are you?

Annnnnd plan to have fruit trees, bees, plants, veggies, a pure water source, chickens/geese/ducks are you?

Errrrrrrm.

Maybe.

BUT it is NOT a Prepper Compound!

Then what's the weapons for?

Ahhhhhh. 

To protect myself from the Chupacabra?

Mosquitos?

Andy Dick?

Disease X?

Taylor Swift's Music?