Hey Noodles!

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You aren't doing something weird like building a fortress in the Yucatan Jungle with 9 foot stone walls and a large castle like door are you?

Annnnnd plan to have fruit trees, bees, plants, veggies, a pure water source, chickens/geese/ducks are you?

Errrrrrrm.

Maybe.

BUT it is NOT a Prepper Compound!

Then what's the weapons for?

Ahhhhhh.

To protect myself from the Chupacabra?

Mosquitos?

Andy Dick?

Disease X?

Taylor Swift's Music?

إعلان مُمول

So been on Gab for a minute and saw some people were flirting and of course that all blew up and...

بواسطة 2023-02-12 05:38:28 1 355

Fuck Dis Guys

So is Noodles in Amsterdam at a Conspiracy Theory Convention at Vriji Universiteit of Amsterdam?...

بواسطة 2023-06-03 09:56:06 5 311

On you foolios!

بواسطة 2023-03-23 08:14:38 1 316

Mousers had to be identified to travel!

بواسطة 2023-02-11 19:41:12 1 312

Ouch

Just got my bill for my stay in the ICU in September. That put a damper in my XMAS...

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