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On Hour 26th of My Fast

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And fuck I'm craving a burger!  =(

I would touch myself and possibly smear this on my naked chest than eat it slowly and with passion...Some say arousal!

I'm imagining that with Sweet Teriyaki Sauce and some Sriracha Mayo.

But only way to wake up the system is to shock it awake which means no food till I got 72 hours on the books.

Just trying to stay on liquids like water, tea, coffee and honey lemonade...maybe a V-8.

Oh and Pickle Juice.

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