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Walked my fat dog last night, on the way back she stops off at this house where there's a half lab half pit who HATES her...The way Hitler hated the jews...Like that.

My dog ignores her as the dog is going wild, then stares at her and pisses on her lawn.

Then we continue on our way...She stops off at ths house where this insane Scottish Terrier is at...That dog hates my dog so much it yelps when he can't see her to bark at her with anger.

Making full eye contact she takes a dump in front of his house...(I cleaned it of course).

But it was a straight "Fuck you" to both dogs...No hesitation and pure eye contact so they knew exactly what she was doing as they lost their minds.

Then she skiddled back home.

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