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Back to Tijuana for some paperwork bullshit.

Buuuuuuuut I'm going to eat Chinese* like 5 times a day along with carne asada tacos for snacks to go with my diabilitos with alcohol...THERE'S EVEN A PLACE WITH CHINESE TACOS!

So till then I'm eating clean, fasting, no alcohol or anything else till I get there.

That way I'll enjoy it more.

Sex, food, gummies and grown up shit...Oh vey!

And the sex doesn't even have to be with myself!  This time!

* I love Chinese food and TJ for WHATEVER reason has the best fucking Chinese foooooooooood in the world.

 

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