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Graded papers like good Noodles annnnnnnnnnnnd?

(Background Info: Every year about 8,000 Chinese students are reprimanded or explelled for cheating/plagerism in the US university system)

I noticed the class had quite a few Chinese kids and sure enough I saw a pattern.

Some did excellent work and some?

I have no fucking idea how they thought I was going to give them ANY kind of passing grade, with the tripe they turned in.

Spoke to the instructor and after she read the Reflections, she's going to set up a meeting with 2 of the Chinese students becaaaaaaaaaause either:

They are an A.I. lifeform, learning to survive in a heartless human world, while trying to find acceptance and love:

Or

They're trying to hide the fact they were in a motorcycle accident and had major head trauma:

That is now affecting their cerebral cortex, short term memory and ability to comprehend the Queen's English:

Maybe they're spies!

Oh and I had previously blogged about how I was about to sublet to a friend when I leave, so the contract rental price stayed the same...But that they had insulted me so I cut them off.

Well they had apoligized, but I stuck to my refusal to help them anymore...Today they stopped by to beg me.

Fuck them.

Then they went off on some "If you don't help me I'll have to live in a van!" sobbing rant.

Well I hope it's a nice van then.

I was going to save them about $1000 a fucking month just because, but now?

They better start prepping for this:

I suggest one of those bucket camping toilets and plenty of baby wipes.

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