So my ✈️ to Sacramento had been changed 3 times in the last 2 months.

Get to the 🛫 and they moved it from 11am to 2pm then to 6pm.

So missed all my connections 😪. 

But in fucking Mexico City for a night, with hotel and meals paid.

🌮 🌮 🌮s here I come.

Literally if they're really good.

What???

I'm just saying I like 🌮s.

What a grown ass man can't enjoy tacos so much he cums?

Stop kink shaming me! 😠 

I don't say anything about you alls Midget Fetish!!!

What?  That's my fetish?

Oh yeah...Forgot. 

But yeah...Taaaaacccooooos.

😍. 

In Mexico City?

That's as Mexican I can get except if I wear a sombrero while eating them and leaving a dirty baby diaper in the parking lot.

What?

It's good luckl!

It's a Mayan thang...You whites wouldn't understand. 

Harumph!